So you live out behind the equipment yard with the greenskeepers?
Re: The Masters
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 7:35 pm
by Left Seater
Watching it on and off this morning.
Good luck to the Canuck. He made a 30 ft birdie to get into a playoff for the Monday qualifier for the Valero Texas Open. Then he won the Texas Open. Sunday night he found himself on a private flight to Augusta for the Masters.
He is doing pretty well considering the NHL playoffs started last night and he is prolly up late watching and crushing Labatt or Molsons.
Re: The Masters
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 7:48 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote: ↑Thu Apr 11, 2019 7:01 pm
The field is close. Very close. Oddly - I’m close. In fact, I’m only about 1/8th of a mile from it. Please send prayers.
1/8th of a mile? That's a good 5 iron for those guys. I pray that you get hit by a Pro V1.
Re: The Masters
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2019 10:58 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Left Seater wrote: ↑Thu Apr 11, 2019 7:35 pm
Watching it on and off this morning.
Good luck to the Canuck. He made a 30 ft birdie to get into a playoff for the Monday qualifier for the Valero Texas Open. Then he won the Texas Open. Sunday night he found himself on a private flight to Augusta for the Masters.
He is doing pretty well considering the NHL playoffs started last night and he is prolly up late watching and crushing Labatt or Molsons.
Uh, who?
Re: The Masters
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2019 10:59 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Already sick and fucking tired of the obnoxious Tiger ballwashing from the patrons. Gonna be a long weekend.
Re: The Masters
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:21 am
by Carson
Here ya go, Screwey.
Some Eldrich fellatio from your journalistic(?) comrades in the Heart of Racism:
Left Seater wrote: ↑Thu Apr 11, 2019 7:35 pm
Good luck to the Canuck. He made a 30 ft birdie to get into a playoff for the Monday qualifier for the Valero Texas Open. Then he won the Texas Open. Sunday night he found himself on a private flight to Augusta for the Masters.
He is doing pretty well considering the NHL playoffs started last night and he is prolly up late watching and crushing Labatt or Molsons.
Uh, who?
Nazem Kadri.
Re: The Masters
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 6:53 pm
by L45B
I’m not the biggest fan of ESPN ball-sucking, but that was still a pretty sweet ending to the Masters.
Re: The Masters
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:42 pm
by Screw_Michigan
It’s amazing how they all completely choke when Tiger is breathing down their necks.
Re: The Masters
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 10:13 pm
by Dinsdale
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:42 pm
It’s amazing how they all completely choke when Tiger is breathing down their necks.
First Sunday come from behind win in a Major thinks you don't know what you're talking about.
Re: The Masters
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 11:48 pm
by Mikey
LOL haytahs gonna hate but only one playah has today.
Re: The Masters
Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 3:03 am
by Screw_Michigan
Dinsdale wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2019 10:13 pm
First Sunday come from behind win in a Major thinks you don't know what you're talking about.
That said, I watched the back 9. They all completely fell apart knowing Tiger was breathing down their necks.
Still the funniest thing EVER recorded... Tiger getting boo'd in his own house.
Hard to see past the infidelity, drunk driving, and the opiate/sex addictions.
Too funny.
Re: The Masters
Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:03 am
by Left Seater
Props to Tiger. Most had written him off. 15 majors, now only 3 back of Jack.
Re: The Masters
Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:09 am
by Softball Bat
Props to Eldrick.
I doubted that he's win another major, but did feel that if he did so it would most likely be at Augusta.
Great job!
Re: The Masters
Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 12:46 pm
by Wolfman
That course is a "real" one, tailor made for Tiger's game I guess. We'll see how he does on some of the crappy (harder) courses.
Re: The Masters
Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:27 am
by Derron
Wolfman wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2019 12:46 pm
That course is a "real" one, tailor made for Tiger's game I guess. We'll see how he does on some of the crappy (harder) courses.
This course is one that is in perfect condition come Masters time. It has very limited play and has the best of care. It probably costs about 500K to 700K to maintain that course a year, and that is chump change in the Masters world. I would imagine that course does not have 2000 rounds a year played on it outside of the Masters. Pretty easy to keep it in excellent condition.
Re: The Masters
Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:25 pm
by Goober McTuber
The course was also fairly soft with all of the rain. 4 guys in the last two groups on 12 hit it in the water. Have these ass clowns never watched a Masters? Everyone knows that on Sunday you aim 40 feet left of the pin, not right at the pin. Boom-Boom is the only one in recent memory that got away with it. I assumed that when the final group walked to 13 tee, the tournament was over.
Re: The Masters
Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:36 pm
by Carson
Tom Weiskopf shot a dodecabogey at the 12th one time.