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Eating Contest!

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 3:00 am
by Dr_Phibes
ha - ha! Just kidding, stupid Americans :grin:

This is the official NHL playoff thread for 2018 - 2019.

The bad news is that right now we are approaching the worst time to be a sports fan; summer. No hockey or football, English or otherwise. All we have is shit baseball and that’s for old men and housewives. This lack of any exciting sports will leave enormous holes in our lives.

So get in while you can!

- I had Columbus to beat Tampa, but Tampa to win the cup. Any conflict there?
- Leafs/Bruins tied at two. Had Boston to win, this series is schizophrenic. Hate them both, but hope Boston beats Toronto and I won't have to hear about it any longer. Boston = posers.
- Jets will smash St. Louis
- Nashville. Bet on them to win the cup in January. uh-oh.
- Calgary. Does anyone care?
- Columbus. Took 'em to beat Tampa, their final run-in was something like 8-1? Peaking at the right time and playing the winner of Leafs/Bruins. Blue Jackets are now the official team of the Buffalo Sabres.

Re: Eating Contest!

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 6:12 am
by FiatLux
Papa Willie wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 3:45 am Fuck. And this was something I knew I had a good chance of winning when I saw the thread title. :(


We've decided to cut off your welfare checks since you don't contribute to the economy or society.

You now don't stand a chance of winning.


Sincerely,

San Francisco (Jerusalem and Mecca) of the World.

Re: Eating Contest!

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 7:39 am
by Kierland
The Tour is in July again, for what? The 106th time? And Rugby isn’t over till June.

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Yea you are in idiot.

Re: Eating Contest!

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 7:47 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
I'm not a Leafs fan, but...
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...it's a pretty tasty donut!

I'll save you a bite, ol' buddy...
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Re: Eating Contest!

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 10:31 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 3:45 am Fuck. And this was something I knew I had a good chance of winning when I saw the thread title. :(
The thread title was Eating Contest! Not Shit-Eating Contest! :mrgreen:

Re: Eating Contest!

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 1:32 am
by Dr_Phibes
Anyone run doughnut brackets alongside NHL picks? Strawberry Cruller went out in the first round to Boston Creme as usual. Thing is, I've never met anyone in my life who actually liked a Boston Creme. It's disgusting on so many levels.

Dark horse: Hawaiian Sprinkle

Re: Eating Contest!

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 1:59 am
by L45B
Even though I don’t know a fucking thing about what is going on in the NHL, go CBJ!

Re: Eating Contest!

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 2:22 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Dr_Phibes wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 1:32 am Dark horse: Hawaiian Sprinkle
I knew their draft picks would pay off.

WAR ~ Quebec Juniors

Re: Eating Contest!

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 2:28 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
would smash


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Re: Eating Contest!

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 3:54 am
by BSmack
I saw this crazy shit in Georgia and Florida last week.Image

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Re: Eating Contest!

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 4:09 am
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:58 am
Goober McTuber wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 10:31 pm
Papa Willie wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 3:45 am Fuck. And this was something I knew I had a good chance of winning when I saw the thread title. :(
The thread title was Eating Contest! Not Shit-Eating Contest! :mrgreen:
We don't live in California, Goobs. Unless you just like it, that means we don't eat it.
Come on, Melty, you've been force-fed your own bloody stool for years on these forums. And you keep coming back for more. :lol:

Re: Eating Contest!

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 4:24 am
by Carson
Trump thinks Marty has small hands.

Re: Eating Contest!

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 6:13 am
by FiatLux
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 7:47 pm I'm not a Leafs fan, but... Blondiebabe left me for a reason.
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Ouch !

Re: Eating Contest!

Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2019 6:28 pm
by Kierland
Papa Willie wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 3:45 am Fuck. And this was something I knew I had a good chance of winning when I saw the thread title. :(
You have never eaten a pussy in your life you fat melting tard... oh you meant food.

Carry on hillbilly

Re: Eating Contest!

Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2019 8:31 pm
by Kierland
You aren’t posting to me anymore.
Remember you stupid shit eating fuck.

Re: Eating Contest!

Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2019 10:03 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 4:30 am You bathe in my stool, McJussie. It’s your job.
No thanks. But I'm sure that if anyone were to bathe in your stool, you'd gladly lick them clean.