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A free 12-pack of Heineken?

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 3:08 pm
by Softball Bat





I won't mention names, but I know some of you freaks would go for it.

Re: A free 12-pack of Heineken?

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 3:30 pm
by Carson
Sick fuckers actually drink Heineken.

One of the worst beers in Europe.

Re: A free 12-pack of Heineken?

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 4:13 pm
by ML@Coyote
I always wondered what Moving Sale looked like. I thought he'd be shorter. Maybe he's sitting on a couple of phone books...

Re: A free 12-pack of Heineken?

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 4:17 pm
by FiatLux
ML@Coyote wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 4:13 pm I always wondered what Moving Sale looked like. I thought he'd be shorter. Maybe he's sitting on a couple of phone books...


Sounds like someone got into your head. Sad.

By the way, everyone knows the guy in the video is KCScott.

Re: A free 12-pack of Heineken?

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 4:20 pm
by ML@Coyote
Uh, into my head? Like Spray is in yours? :doh:

Re: A free 12-pack of Heineken?

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 4:57 pm
by smackaholic
I would touch someone's dick, hell, I'd fukking blow him, rather than drink that skunkwater.

Re: A free 12-pack of Heineken?

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 6:40 pm
by Smackie Chan
smackaholic wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 4:57 pm I would touch someone's dick, hell, I'd fukking blow him, rather than...
I'm sure the list is long.

Re: A free 12-pack of Heineken?

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 9:08 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Carson wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 3:30 pm Sick fuckers actually drink Heineken.

One of the worst beers in Europe.
Yep, almost as bad as Carlsberg.

Re: A free 12-pack of Heineken?

Posted: Sun May 19, 2019 1:55 am
by Slap
I'm enjoying my new signature.

Re: A free 12-pack of Heineken?

Posted: Sun May 19, 2019 2:26 am
by ML@Coyote
Slap wrote: Sun May 19, 2019 1:55 am I'm enjoying my new signature sexual fantasy.
FTFY

Re: A free 12-pack of Heineken?

Posted: Sun May 19, 2019 3:18 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
ML@Coyote wrote: Sun May 19, 2019 2:26 am
Slap wrote: Sun May 19, 2019 1:55 am I'm enjoying my new signature sexual fantasy.
FTFY
Solid low-effort, ice-cold take ML.

Read less. Post less.

Re: A free 12-pack of Heineken?

Posted: Sun May 19, 2019 3:48 am
by ML@Coyote
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Sun May 19, 2019 3:18 am Solid low-effort, ice-cold take ML.

Read less. Post less.
Solid? Not really
Low effort? Yes, that's true
Ice cold? Maybe

What interests me is your advice.

Read less? I've already accomplished this, since I'm hardly ever here.
Post less? This is coming from a guy who has posted over 17,000 times.

I like irony...thanks for the laugh. :grin:

Re: A free 12-pack of Heineken?

Posted: Sun May 19, 2019 4:47 am
by FiatLux
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Sun May 19, 2019 3:18 am
ML@Coyote wrote: Sun May 19, 2019 2:26 am
Slap wrote: Sun May 19, 2019 1:55 am I'm enjoying my new signature sexual fantasy.
FTFY
Solid low-effort, ice-cold take ML.

Read less. Post less.

That'll Rack.

Re: A free 12-pack of Heineken?

Posted: Sun May 19, 2019 7:43 pm
by BSmack
smackaholic wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 4:57 pm I would touch someone's dick, hell, I'd fukking blow him, rather than drink that skunkwater.
Nah, I would drink a case of Hineken before I would blow someone. But I am hetero.

Re: A free 12-pack of Heineken?

Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 12:24 am
by Dinsdale
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Re: A free 12-pack of Heineken?

Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 4:09 pm
by Slap
BSmack wrote: Sun May 19, 2019 7:43 pm
smackaholic wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 4:57 pm I would touch someone's dick, hell, I'd fukking blow him, rather than drink that skunkwater.
Nah, I would drink a case of Hineken before I would blow someone. But I am hetero.
Every non-homo would. Smackaholic admitted he is a faggot in a moment of honesty.