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‘Fess up— which one of you miscreants is this?

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 9:23 am
by Rooster
https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-allegedl ... -testicles

Dude shoots himself in the balls while hiding a gat in his pants. He goes to the hospital whereupon going into surgery a balloon of dope pops out of his ass. I know this has to be one of you guys.

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Re: ‘Fess up— which one of you miscreants is this?

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 5:11 pm
by Mikey
A gat? :?

Persian or Siamese?

Re: ‘Fess up— which one of you miscreants is this?

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 11:41 pm
by Rooster
A heater, a rod, a shootin’ iron. I suppose they could have been made in Iran or China, but the article didn’t say.

Re: ‘Fess up— which one of you miscreants is this?

Posted: Sat May 25, 2019 12:41 am
by BSmack

Rooster wrote:A heater, a rod, a shootin’ iron.
I had no idea Yosemite Sam was a member of this board.


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Re: ‘Fess up— which one of you miscreants is this?

Posted: Sat May 25, 2019 2:40 am
by smackaholic
And it was a fukking bag of weed?

Really?

Dude's gotta have one loose arsehole.

The doc must have cracked up. He's got this kid on the table who just tried to give himself a 9mm vasectomy.....and a bag of weed falls out his ass. Just not his day, was it.