MgoBlue-LightSpecial, you fucking ass-wipe bitch...

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I'm putting up the "bat signal" or whatever-the-fuck I need to do to get the attention of you...and others who've been absent as of late...to get back into Cul de Smack and post something humourous/provocative/insightful/retarded, once in a while.

Preferably nothing to do with:

• The Airline Industry

• Human Feces

• Drinking aftershave

• Quirky things AOC said on Twitter

• Smackie Chan's retirement itinerary

just fucking do it already

[Softball Bat]

I thought Mgo was run.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

If I have to read another reminiscence from Wolfman about spooning with his sweetheart at some drive-in double feature in the backseat of the family Studebaker, I'm going to blow my brains out.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I am NOT going to blow my brains out. Stop PM'ing me, you assholes!

[Smackie Chan]

• Smackie Chan's retirement itinerary

There are threads about this? I need to read 'em to see what's in store for me.

[smackaholic]

Smackie's itinerary up to now has pretty much consisted of wandering the desert and shirking his duties as mayor of tune town.

And wolfie had a Dodge Dart, not a Studebaker.