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Joke (from Brazil)
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 12:39 am
by Screw_Michigan
A Japanese guy and an Afro Brazilian both walk to up their urinals. The Japanese guy looks over at the Afro Brazilian and his eyes widen. The Afro-Brazilian goes "we are number one in food, futbol and love.
The Japanese guy goes "I wanna be first in love too." So the Afro Brazilian says "go home, wrap a rope around your penis and then around a few books and go do some squatting exercises for two weeks and get back to me."
So two weeks later, they run into each other and the Afro Brazilian asks how's it going? The Japanese guy goes, "It hasn't gotten any bigger, but it has definitely turned the same color!"
Lol
Re: Joke (from Brazil)
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 12:52 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
...also known in Brazil as...
...
Brazilian.
Re: Joke (from Brazil)
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 1:14 am
by Screw_Michigan
Yeah but the "whtie" Brazilians probably have smaller cranks as well.
Re: Joke (from Brazil)
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 1:21 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri May 31, 2019 1:14 am
Yeah but the "whtie" Brazilians probably have smaller cranks as well.
You're projecting your woke-as-fuck, pussy-hat-male-feminist, Buzzfeed-subscribing, mental illness, ethnocentrism on a notion that is pretty non-existent in Brazil.
You're there. Why don't you try talking to a few of them?
Re: Joke (from Brazil)
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 1:22 am
by Screw_Michigan
Oh gawd, get bent.
Re: Joke (from Brazil)
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 1:37 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Post-Modernists are the shock troop vanguard of the plutocracy.
You, 88 and Left Seater serve the same master.
Your betrayal of the working class will not be forgotten or forgiven.
Re: Joke (from Brazil)
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 1:40 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Every kulak that ever had his boot on the worker's throats will be reckoned with.
Re: Joke (from Brazil)
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 2:15 am
by Wolfman
Can the end of this place be any closer?
Re: Joke (from Brazil)
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 3:10 am
by Mikey
Closer than what?
Re: Joke (from Brazil)
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 3:52 am
by Derron
Wolfman wrote: ↑Fri May 31, 2019 2:15 am
Can the end of this place be any closer?
Not as long as Screwed in the Ass keeps throwing out bad crank jokes and the midget keeps dropping white flag smack.
Re: Joke (from Brazil)
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 5:08 am
by Rooster
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Fri May 31, 2019 1:21 am
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri May 31, 2019 1:14 am
Yeah but the "whtie" Brazilians probably have smaller cranks as well.
You're projecting your woke-as-fuck, pussy-hat-male-feminist, Buzzfeed-subscribing, mental illness, ethnocentrism on a notion that is pretty non-existent in Brazil.
You're there. Why don't you try talking to a few of them?
RACK it.