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A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:25 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
One or two lines giving a brief description on any of the folks here, past and present.
In a sort of "88 Lines About 44 Women" vibe...
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:25 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
poptart
lives far away
Is invigorated by lively discourse
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:26 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Jay in Phoenix
loves to smack
is not particularly good at smack
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:21 am
by Left Seater
Screwy
Solid human
One day his politics will grow up
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:56 am
by Screw_Michigan
Left Seater wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:21 am
One day his politics will grow up
Too many words
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:58 am
by Left Seater
Same number of words as the previous two posts.
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:58 am
by Screw_Michigan
Left Seater
pilots are smart
there's exceptions to every rule
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:23 am
by FiatLux
Porky
Loves San Francisco
Lives in a trailer Park in Georgia
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:49 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Dinsdale
Has contempt for humanity
Will settle for land-whales after 2AM
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:56 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
FlatLux
His team made the finals!
Well, at least his team made the finals... :(
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:57 am
by FiatLux
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:49 am
Dinsdale
Has contempt for humanity
Will settle for land-whales after 2AM
You left out... he's Canadian.
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:00 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Rooster
In smackaholic's mind, Rooster's life is a Bourne movie
Is essentially a UPS guy with a helicopter
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:01 am
by FiatLux
Who is this flat guy ?
Is he Canadian. If so, tell him to ignore the asterisk on the finals.
Vancouver earned this.
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:05 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
shutyomouth
Has your posts on "ignore"
Doesn't actually "ignore"
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:06 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
FiatLux wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:01 am
Who is this flat guy ?
I would have also gone with FistFux
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:07 am
by FiatLux
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:05 am
shutyomouth
Has your posts on "ignore"
Doesn't actually "ignore"
Too obvious
I still laughed... at him.
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:10 am
by FiatLux
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:06 am
FiatLux wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:01 am
Who is this flat guy ?
I would have also gone with FistFux
I thought this thread wouldn't involve "We the South" ?
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:54 am
by FiatLux
This thread lost its momentum.
Sincerely
God
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:35 am
by Softball Bat
R-Jack
Wife was plowed by her trainer
R never regained her
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:51 am
by Softball Bat
88
Joined the alt-right
Is not very bright
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:52 am
by Softball Bat
Jay in Phoenix
Looks like an aged lesbian
And posts like one
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:57 am
by Softball Bat
Left Seater
Wife needs much more of the...
Upright and locked position
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 9:00 am
by Softball Bat
Joe in PB
His sperm's in the gutter
And he's thick as a brick
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 10:43 am
by Softball Bat
KC Scott
Among phrases most used
is, "does this go with my shoes?"
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:20 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Marty
Used to be more Perky.
Forgot Jay won two Smack Offs.
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:22 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Softball Bat
Senile old fart
Guess he lost his tart.
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:39 pm
by Mikey
Jay in Phoenix
Once proud Smack Off champ (who knew?)
Resting on laurels
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 5:36 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Mikey
Great car and food guy!
What happened to him?
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 5:54 pm
by Mikey
Jay in Phoenix wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 5:36 pm
Mikey
What happened to him?
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 6:06 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
:grin:
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:32 pm
by smackaholic
Bsmack
Great musical taste.
Credit rating is another story.
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Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:40 pm
by smackaholic
Goobs
Living proof that heavy alcohol use does not always result in a shortened life.
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Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 1:49 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Smackie Chan
gave up weed so he could do contract work for the Navy and not get caught with a piss test
is no longer under contract to the Navy
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 2:00 am
by smackaholic
This could explain his shoddy attendance in TT, post retirement.
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 2:21 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
He's perma-baked. Probably spends hours just staring at the ceiling fan.
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 3:42 am
by Dr_Phibes
For all The Nails fans on the board, the original version beats the shite out of the others :o
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 5:58 am
by Slap
Goober McTuber
Fags himself at the beach
And smokes cock on the boardwalk
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2019 2:16 am
by Softball Bat
Derron
Has a tiny cerebrum
Loves Home Improvement reruns
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2019 2:24 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Slap wrote: ↑Tue Jun 18, 2019 5:58 am
And smokes cock on the boardwalk
Under the boardwalk...
...he'll be flashing his crank
Under the boardwalk...
...he'll get drunk and wank
boardwalk...BOARDWALK
Re: A word or two...about me and you
Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2019 2:36 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Goober McTuber
inexplicably has chloroform in his glove compartment
Goes out to get the morning paper in a thong