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Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 3:55 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Step right this way!


I will answer all your questions and queries with a Beatles reference, song title or lyric.

Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 3:57 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2019 3:55 pm Step right this way!


I will answer all your questions and queries with a Beatles reference, song title or lyric.
Why is Duhron such a moron?

Also--fukk the Beatles.

Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 3:59 pm
by Mikey
Is Paul really dead?

Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 4:00 pm
by Mikey
Screw_Michigan wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2019 3:57 pm
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2019 3:55 pm Step right this way!


I will answer all your questions and queries with a Beatles reference, song title or lyric.
Why is Duhron such a moron?

Also--fukk the Beatles.
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down

Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 4:08 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Screw_Michigan wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2019 3:57 pm
Also--fukk the Beatles.
Don't Bother Me.

Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 4:09 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Mikey wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2019 3:59 pm Is Paul really dead?
I buried Paul.

:paul:

Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 4:12 pm
by Mikey
Turn me on dead man

Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 4:21 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Nice work, Mikey. You're...


...Getting Better.

Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 4:37 pm
by R-Jack
Why did the wrong two Beatles die first?

Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 4:40 pm
by Kierland
She was just 17.
But I fucked her anyways.

Sin,
PedoJack

Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 4:41 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
I Should Have Known Better

:doh:

Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 4:41 pm
by Mikey
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2019 4:21 pm Nice work, Mikey. You're...


...Getting Better.
Man I was mean but I'm changing my scene
I'm doing the best that I can

Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 5:27 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Run For Your Life

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:shock:

Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 6:32 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Kierland wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2019 4:40 pm She was just 17.
But I fucked her anyways.

Sin,
PedoJack
He's a real nowhere man
sitting in his nowhere land
making all his nowhere plans
for nobody.

Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 6:48 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Jay in Phoenix wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2019 6:32 pm

He's a real nowhere man
Mean Mr. Must Tard

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Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:05 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2019 6:48 pm
Mean Mr. Must Tard

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He's looking through a crass onion.

Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:14 pm
by Mikey
Are you sure that's mustard, or maybe yellow matter custard.

Goo-Goo G'Joob

Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:54 pm
by Kierland
Jay in Phoenix wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:05 pm He's looking through a crass onion.
“Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see”

Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 9:17 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Kierland wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:54 pm
Jay in Phoenix wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:05 pm He's looking through a crass onion.
“Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see”
Day after day, alone on a hill
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still
But nobody wants to know him
They can see that he's just a fool

Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 9:22 pm
by Mikey
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2019 3:55 pm Step right this way!


I will answer all your questions and queries with a Beatles reference, song title or lyric.
Which was the first to take LSD?
Did they all do it at some point?

Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 9:28 pm
by Kierland
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
And she’s gone....

Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 10:38 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Mikey wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2019 9:22 pm Which was the first to take LSD?
Did they all do it at some point?
George and John were the first, having been turned on by some groovy London dentist that introduced them to it.
In his 1971 Rolling Stone interview, John claims that he and George went on hundreds of trips.
Paul was more of a pot guy. (The replacement Paul...not the original Paul, who died).

Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 10:42 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Yeah I'm back in the U.S.S.R.
You don't know how lucky you are boys
Back in the U.S.S.R.

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Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2019 3:55 am
by Softball Bat
Why can't dogs talk?

Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:36 am
by Mikey
Now somewhere in the Black Mountain hills of Dakota
There lived a young boy named Rocky Image

Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2019 10:32 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
One day his woman ran off with another guy...

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Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:04 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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AP was a tranny, thought he was a woman
But he was another man

AP made his home in Fresno, California
Y2K rented the van

Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2019 10:43 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Tue Jun 25, 2019 10:32 am Image
Have you seen Polythene Pam? She's so good looking but she looks like a man

Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2019 12:21 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
I Dig A Pony


:|

Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2019 5:02 am
by Carson
I'm replying to this thread, being for the benefit of Mr. Kike!

Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2019 10:07 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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You know my name...look up the number

Re: Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2019 1:14 pm
by Mikey
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Rabbi Zuckerman dictating the words of a Derashah that no one will hear.