Hurt...everything’s dark...leg-stuck under a beam or something..pain..bigly pain but not sure if anything’s broken. WTF HAPPENED!?!?
Wet...water...damn water’s starting to rise...pool must have broken through...gotta get the fuck outta here.
If you don’t hear from me in the next 20 minutes, call derron. He’ll know what to do.
Re: SoCal Earthquake
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 7:10 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
I will send maple syrup and hockey sticks.
Re: SoCal Earthquake
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 7:47 pm
by Wolfman
Must have been those tanks in DC set it off. Either that or Climate Change. Or possibly President Trump's border policy and all those folks coming across from Mexico. Or............
Anyway, good luck if the big one is coming.
Re: SoCal Earthquake
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 1:32 am
by Softball Bat
SoCal Earthquake
A precursor to the devastation that will occur within the next 36 hrs.
Re: SoCal Earthquake
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 3:28 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
88 wrote: ↑Fri Jul 05, 2019 2:14 am
He won’t be wrong.
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Fri Jul 05, 2019 1:32 amSoCal Earthquake
Post by Softball Bat » Thu Jul 04, 2019 8:32 pm
A precursor to the devastation that will occur within the next 36 hrs.
Poptard is on the clock. Devastation to occur by 8:32 am on Saturday, July 6, 2019. He won’t be wrong. But the word “devastation” may have a new meaning from that moment forward...
He quotes the bible. You are going straight to hell for questioning this troll. The rapture will smite your ass for such a blasphemy.
Re: SoCal Earthquake
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 5:04 am
by Derron
Mikey wrote: ↑Thu Jul 04, 2019 6:59 pm
Hurt...everything’s dark...leg-stuck under a beam or something..pain..bigly pain but not sure if anything’s broken. WTF HAPPENED!?!?
Wet...water...damn water’s starting to rise...pool must have broken through...gotta get the fuck outta here.
If you don’t hear from me in the next 20 minutes, call derron. He’ll know what to do.
I am in the process of moving my flag to Central Oregon this week where we do not give a fuuucckk about anything Californian. A biblical earthquake severing most of California from the US would be a huge improvement. Sucks for those living there, but poptard warned your asses it was coming.
Re: SoCal Earthquake
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 5:45 am
by Softball Bat
I predict Derron will be swallowed up into a hole in the flat earth in a 8.7 earthquake tomorrow.
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Fri Jul 05, 2019 1:32 amSoCal Earthquake
Post by Softball Bat » Thu Jul 04, 2019 8:32 pm
A precursor to the devastation that will occur within the next 36 hrs.
Poptard is on the clock. Devastation to occur by 8:32 am on Saturday, July 6, 2019. He won’t be wrong. But the word “devastation” may have a new meaning from that moment forward...
Well?
Re: SoCal Earthquake
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 6:21 am
by Smackie Chan
Felt it out here in the desert. Here's just a small sample of the devastation it wrought:
Re: SoCal Earthquake
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 6:25 am
by FiatLux
Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Sat Jul 06, 2019 6:21 am
Felt it out here in the desert. Here's just a small sample of the devastation it wrought: