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Meth Gators

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:04 pm
by Mikey
Any of you SEC types come across any meth-gators lately?

'Meth-gators': Tennessee police warn flushing drugs could create hyper-aggressive alligators
A police department in Loretto, Tennessee, is asking residents to refrain from flushing drugs, such as methamphetamine, down the toilet to prevent "meth-gators."

"Folks … please don’t flush your drugs m’kay ... our sewer guys take great pride in releasing water that is cleaner than what is in the creek, but they are not really prepared for meth," the post read. "Ducks, Geese, and other fowl frequent our treatment ponds and we shudder to think what one all hyped up on meth would do."

The post warns that meth could make its way into Shoal Creek, down the Tennessee River in North Alabama and into the bodies of alligators.

"Furthermore, if it made it far enough we could create meth-gators in Shoal Creek and the Tennessee River down in North Alabama," police wrote. "They’ve had enough methed up animals the past few weeks without our help. So, if you need to dispose of your drugs just give us a call and we will make sure they are disposed of in the proper way."

Re: Meth Gators

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:13 pm
by Kierland
The onion?

Re: Meth Gators

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:19 pm
by Mikey
This is serious MSM stuff.

Re: Meth Gators

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:04 pm
by Derron
Apparently they are not up on the levels at PPM to get the gators and wildlife off.

Same people that believe in chem trails.

Re: Meth Gators

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:09 pm
by Kierland
Your height is PPM compared to other people you gov tit sucking yellow dog.

Re: Meth Gators

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:58 pm
by BSmack
Leave it to the American South to come up with meth gators. Not sure what would happen up in New York if we start dumping meth into our sewers. Maybe some jacked up lake trout would start taking it out on some boaters?

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Re: Meth Gators

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:45 am
by Wolfman
Beware the meth rats.

Re: Meth Gators

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:46 am
by Dinsdale
Excellent humor.

And if you didn't get the joke -- "They’ve had enough methed up animals the past few weeks without our help," you missed out on a great news story. Dude in Alabama was feeding his pet Attack Squirrel meth to make it meaner.

Re: Meth Gators

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2019 12:57 am
by Kierland
Sudden Sam wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2019 4:30 pm Pretty simple fix for this problem...

The only people I've ever heard of flushing drugs down a toilet are people the police are busting in on. If the cops are concerned about the sewers filling up with meth...STOP BUSTING METH HEADS.
An actual thought out take from a repubibot? Who stole your PW?