Trick or treat, douchebags.

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Trick or treat, douchebags.

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So how old is too old, for this shameless panhandling?

Was talking with my co-worker today who was talking about how his 14 year old son wants to go TOTing. We both agreed that 14 is pushing it.

I remember that age. I am the eldest of a litter of 5. So, in addition to the heartbreak of being told, no, you can't plunder the neighborhood for treats, I had to put up with watching my younger siblings who still could do it.

It was the motherfukking suck. :x

So when did you shut it down? I think mine was at about 12.

What should be the age for tapping out?

After much thought, I have come up with what I feel is a pretty good rule. If you are GYJO to completion, your perverted little ass can stay home and beat your dick. if you haven't, you deserve every bite sized snicker you can pillage.
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smackaholic wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 3:54 am So how old is too old, for this shameless panhandling?

Was talking with my co-worker today who was talking about how his 14 year old son wants to go TOTing. We both agreed that 14 is pushing it.

I remember that age. I am the eldest of a litter of 5. So, in addition to the heartbreak of being told, no, you can't plunder the neighborhood for treats, I had to put up with watching my younger siblings who still could do it.

It was the motherfukking suck. :x

So when did you shut it down? I think mine was at about 12.

What should be the age for tapping out?

After much thought, I have come up with what I feel is a pretty good rule. If you are GYJO to completion, your perverted little ass can stay home and beat your dick. if you haven't, you deserve every bite sized snicker you can pillage.
Teenagers behaving like children is really not that bad. They may revert to their childhood a bit instead of out partying and fornicating. As long as they don't pull a Glock on you at the door, or come back and jack all your electronics it is all good.
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Papa Willie wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 7:57 am I think I was 10 when I did my last one. Most of my friends were older than I was, so it got a little uncool at around that point...
Trick or treating is never uncool. Who you do it with may be, though.

Older teens ruined it by going door to door without costumes, stealing all of the candy left by neighbors, and especially by bullying the little ones and stealing the little one's candies.

Gen X and Gen Y ruined Halloween more than the razor bladers.
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Not a single trick or treater last night, fucking pussy's scared of a little rain.

My kids stopped around 13 , but would dress up for parties.

Aldo, anyone want a big bucket of peanut oriented candy, peanut & peanut butter m&m's, snickers, take 5, etc. And yes, it was a concious effort to have only candy with peanuts.
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Papa Willie wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:59 pm
Innocent Bystander wrote:
Papa Willie wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 7:57 am I think I was 10 when I did my last one. Most of my friends were older than I was, so it got a little uncool at around that point...
Trick or treating is never uncool. Who you do it with may be, though.

Older teens ruined it by going door to door without costumes, stealing all of the candy left by neighbors, and especially by bullying the little ones and stealing the little one's candies.

Gen X and Gen Y ruined Halloween more than the razor bladers.
No - we just grew up.
Grew up, like your birthday is no longer a big deal requiring cake and presents? or grew up, like no longer trying to catch Santa in the act?

or grew up, like moving on to mistletoe traditions instead?
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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 3:17 pm Not a single trick or treater last night, fucking pussy's scared of a little rain.

My kids stopped around 13 , but would dress up for parties.

Aldo, anyone want a big bucket of peanut oriented candy, peanut & peanut butter m&m's, snickers, take 5, etc. And yes, it was a concious effort to have only candy with peanuts.
I'm surprised anyone would make fun sized nut based candies, given the current number of Quarian-American children. Ship that stuff overseas, to peoples who haven't gmo-engineered themselves into snowflakes.

Snickers used to be the bar of gold, of Halloween candy. Any house giving our Snickers was the richest house on the block.
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I spent all afternoon at work hopped up on candy. Candy highs suck.
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The OL left a pretty good heap of chocolate M&Ms in a bowl on the kitchen table this morning.

I think it lasted till about 9:30. Fukkin' bitch!!!!!!
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