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So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 4:19 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
A few years ago, noted message board posters Moving Sale, 88, Smackie Chan, and Screw_Michigan, met up for some good laughs and good times in The District...though it's uncertain if any of those things happened. Now these posters are at each others throats daily (well, except for Smackie). So what's the deal? Why do you guys hate each other so much? And was the hangout awkward, or a fun experience?
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 4:48 pm
by Innocent Bystander
That's why what happens on the board is not real, and Kier is not the real MS.
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 5:04 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Fri Nov 01, 2019 4:48 pm
That's why what happens on the board is not real, and Kier is not the real MS.
Are you speaking from first hand experience, or just speculating?
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 5:21 pm
by Innocent Bystander
Speculation, like everything I post.
Why do people still come here? Of the great fake rivalries of the past, what did they have in common? Kier spazzing out on politics is most likely to be trolling -- because men are weird, but needling each other is some leftover chimpanzee dick waving dick bonding shit you guys enjoy, so why not.
Kier spazzing out on a broken real life promise, would not.
The Troll Stop thread is actually nice. The moon rock would have generated multiple conspiracy theory trolls, if it were 1998.
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 5:46 pm
by Kierland
LS was also there.
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 6:17 pm
by Smackie Chan
Met at a sports bar in Crystal City the first night, during which S_M's murse gained notoriety. Had a few drinks, everyone got along as expected. Went to a Nats game the next day. MS and his son accompanied mama and me the following day to do some DC sightseeing. From what I could tell, none of whatever board-related animosity that may have evolved since then resulted from the trollstop. I already despised them all before they showed up.
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 6:44 pm
by Ban Kierfag
I guess what we all want to know is.......
How short is kierland? Munchkin short or just short short???
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 7:05 pm
by Screw_Michigan
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: ↑Fri Nov 01, 2019 4:19 pm
A few years ago, noted message board posters Moving Sale, 88, Smackie Chan, and Screw_Michigan, met up for some good laughs and good times in The District...though it's uncertain if any of those things happened. Now these posters are at each others throats daily (well, except for Smackie). So what's the deal? Why do you guys hate each other so much? And was the hangout awkward, or a fun experience?
Left Shitter was there too.
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 7:07 pm
by Screw_Michigan
88 wrote: ↑Fri Nov 01, 2019 5:42 pm
Thus, if Screwy were to show up at a troll stop with his purse again
It's a messenger bag, not a purse
![Image](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bhphotovideo.com%2Fimages%2Fimages2500x2500%2Fona_ona5_024lbr_prince_street_antique_1141770.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 7:11 pm
by Ban Kierfag
Looks like a purse to me.
Homo!
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 8:08 pm
by Smackie Chan
Ban Kierfag wrote: ↑Fri Nov 01, 2019 6:44 pmHow short is kierland? Munchkin short or just short short???
Too tall to compete in the Kentucky Derby, not tall enough to outrebound the Greek Freak. Hope that clears things up.
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 8:09 pm
by Kierland
Like mud.
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 8:57 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Screwy has gotta be the only dude on the planet who carries a murse, and a can of Kodiak in his back pocket.
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:05 pm
by Screw_Michigan
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: ↑Fri Nov 01, 2019 8:57 pm
Screwy has gotta be the only dude on the planet who carries a murse, and a can of Kodiak in his back pocket.
I quit dipping in 2011. Update your spreadsheet.
And I preferred Grizzly.
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:11 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
They are all covering up the rape that occurred. I suspect they made a blood pact to take it to their graves...so it's unlikely we'll ever get the facts.
The "Troll Stop Rapist" has never been held accountable for his villainy. To this day, he walks free.
If you''re wondering how I know all of this...I was tipped off by a poster who shall remain anonymous. Let's just refer to him as "Lady Knickers".
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:21 pm
by Ban Kierfag
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:11 pm
They are all covering up the rape that occurred. I suspect they made a blood pact to take it to their graves...so it's unlikely we'll ever get the facts.
The "Troll Stop Rapist" has never been held accountable for his villainy. To this day, he walks free.
If you''re wondering how I know all of this...I was tipped off by a poster who shall remain anonymous. Let's just refer to him as "Lady Knickers".
Wrong Troll Stop.
Poor Cinder.... I liked her.
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:28 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
conspiracy
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:57 pm
by Bucmonkey
Sad this no life cunt is allowed...kudos admins...
Not you Shlo!
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:10 pm
by Mikey
Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Fri Nov 01, 2019 8:08 pm
Too tall to compete in the Kentucky Derby
How many hands, would you estimate?
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:21 pm
by Ban Kierfag
Mikey wrote: ↑Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:10 pm
Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Fri Nov 01, 2019 8:08 pm
Too tall to compete in the Kentucky Derby
How many hands, would you estimate?
14 Hands is the average horse height so that would make kierland
Two fists and a thumb.
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:45 pm
by Kierland
Obsession, it’s not just a perfume.
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:48 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:49 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
...who do you want him to be, he wants to sleep with mv.
![Shocked :shock:](./images/smilies/icon_eek.gif)
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:59 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Bucmonkey wrote: ↑Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:57 pm
Sad this no life cunt is allowed...kudos admins...
Dude, I thought we were bros, bruh? :|
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 11:01 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
It's like you can't trust anybody these days...
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 11:06 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:11 pm
They are all covering up the rape that occurred. I suspect they made a blood pact to take it to their graves...so it's unlikely we'll ever get the facts.
The "Troll Stop Rapist" has never been held accountable for his villainy. To this day, he walks free.
If you''re wondering how I know all of this...I was tipped off by a poster who shall remain anonymous. Let's just refer to him as "Lady Knickers".
I think something nefarious happened too and I'm gonna get to the bottom of it. Can't reveal too much yet but according to my inside sources, the troll stop started when the group met up with Barflie at his favorite local hangout, Chuck E. Cheese, for some beers, pizza, and live animatronic rock n roll.
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 11:10 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Tasteful.
:o
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 11:33 pm
by Dinsdale
I'm not taking "tasteful" in the Death Pool any time soon.
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2019 1:36 am
by Screw_Michigan
This is a purse
This is a messenger bag
Any questions?
Re: So what happened at the DC troll stop?
Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2019 2:46 am
by smackaholic