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Training camp started last week, now the fat man has us doing wind sprints and we're doing two-a-days until Thanksgiving.
The only break we get is in the classroom to study tape.
Blitzen is trying to help Dasher drop some pounds so he can get in flight shape...that fat fuck. We all suspect Prancer is juicing, too.

We're coming, fuckers.

Dasher is kind of a piece of shit these days. I saw him drinking malt liquor and hoove stomping his kid in a TJ Maxx parking lot the other day.

We're bringing the heat this year. If you're not on the sled, you're under it.

Step up.

And where the fuk is Goober?

Goober McTuber's work internet was terminated because he was busted viewing gay porn. He spends most of his free time sucking dick at the truck stop glory hole.

Are the reindeer codenames, like 007? How often are one of you felled in Suomi country? Saami? or do you have ways to avoid the larder?

McTuber is an alcoholic dong jockey. He can't decide which flavored condom he likes the taste of the most. That's why his breath always smells like fruit salad.

Slap wrote: ↑Tue Nov 05, 2019 11:46 pm Goober McTuber's work internet was terminated because he was busted viewing gay porn.

It was his 435th warning this month. HR put their foot down.

Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Wed Nov 06, 2019 3:43 am Are the reindeer codenames, like 007? How often are one of you felled in Suomi country? Saami? or do you have ways to avoid the larder?

Once in a while I get one. And I eat the meat.