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Top 5
Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2019 1:03 am
by Softball Bat
5. Fresh, warm tube socks out of the dryer
4.. New Year's Eve
3. Kittens
2. Intelligent, modest, beautiful women
1. A raccoon-free swimming pool
Re: Top 5
Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2019 2:11 am
by EAP
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sat Nov 30, 2019 1:03 am
5. Fresh, warm tube socks out of the dryer
4.. New Year's Eve
3. Kittens
2. Intelligent, modest, beautiful women
1. A raccoon-free swimming pool
Kierland would've put warm fuzzy gerbils followed by a strawberry enema.
Re: Top 5
Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2019 2:38 am
by Slap
His colon is a habitrail.
Re: Top 5
Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2019 3:57 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
He's working on amending the Constitution in his spare time.
Congress shall make no law barring rugged entry into my shit-pipe by as many creepy weirdos as I can find on Grindr.
Re: Top 5
Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2019 4:37 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Happy Thanksgiving, Yanks.
Re: Top 5
Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2019 1:01 pm
by smackaholic
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Sat Nov 30, 2019 3:57 am
He's working on amending the Constitution in his spare time.
Congress shall make no law barring rugged entry into my shit-pipe by as many creepy weirdos as I can find on Grindr.
Do you guys do Thanksgiving?
I can see it now, the entire family in their best NHL jerseys gorging on a poutine stuffed beaver.
Re: Top 5
Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2019 1:02 pm
by smackaholic
Of course, every bit of it Kosher in the Yisrael home.
Re: Top 5
Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2019 2:28 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
smackaholic wrote: ↑Sat Nov 30, 2019 1:01 pm
I can see it now, the entire family in their best NHL jerseys gorging on a poutine stuffed beaver.
You don't use poutine as a stuffing, you Yankee-Doodle-Dummy.
It's a side dish.
Re: Top 5
Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2019 2:33 am
by smackaholic
Soooo, what DO you stuff the beaver with then, comrade?
Re: Top 5
Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2019 10:11 am
by Innocent Bystander
smackaholic wrote: ↑Sun Dec 01, 2019 2:33 am
Soooo, what DO you stuff the beaver with then, comrade?
http://traditionalanimalfoods.org/mamma ... ?id=6142
I can't believe I read the whole thing. Hunger is a hell of a spice. What do you stuff rabbit with?
Re: Top 5
Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2019 6:50 pm
by Dinsdale
smackaholic wrote: ↑Sun Dec 01, 2019 2:33 am
Soooo, what DO you stuff the beaver with then, comrade?
Re: Top 5
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2023 1:56 pm
by Carson
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Sat Nov 30, 2019 3:57 am
He's working on amending the Constitution in his spare time.
Congress shall make no law barring rugged entry into my shit-pipe by as many creepy weirdos as I can find on Grindr.
Too bad he got banned before I could find this pic.
Re: Top 5
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2023 2:05 pm
by Mikey
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sat Nov 30, 2019 1:03 am
1. A raccoon-free swimming pool
I’ve had no problems since I put up the “No Coons Allowed” sign.
Re: Top 5
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2023 2:44 pm
by Roach
Posters not acting like angry little men.
Embeds that actually work.
3BB if I could ever get above .500
Re: Top 5
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2023 9:20 pm
by HighPlainsGrifter
Roach wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 2:44 pm
Posters not acting like angry little men.
You *ad hominem word salad*!!!!
Re: Top 5
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2023 10:29 pm
by Diego in Seattle
Mikey wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 2:05 pm
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sat Nov 30, 2019 1:03 am
1. A raccoon-free swimming pool
I’ve had no problems since I put up the “No Coons Allowed” sign.
Specieismmmissssmmism!
-Generally (Eats) Penis