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Fukkin’ pussy.


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Reminds me of my first year at Maine. At the cafeteria one night they served scallops. A guy I knew didn't want his and I had his too. A few hours later everyone in the dorm was worshiping at the porcelain throne. I finally joined them, puking my guts out. The guy that didn't eat his did not get sick. I couldn't eat scallops for a few years, but finally got over it.

I have some in my fridge that's been there for awhile. Might have to eat some when I get home.

Seems like a good excuse never to go to that fuckers house ever again for a holiday. Not need to even discuss politics as a reason for a feud, just tell him you try to poison us last time fucker, I am not taking that chance again.

I took a nice high-quality shit after doing some deep low squats. Nothing like popping off 25 bodyweight squats first thing in the morning to stimulate that desire to shit.

I discovered a new after dinner treat today. Chocolate covered coffee beans. You start off with the chocolate and then bam it tastes like coffee. Pairs pretty good with Pino Nior.

Have a Merry Christmas fuckers. I'm about ready to get my Santa routine on.

BSmack wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2019 5:20 am I took a nice high-quality shit after doing some deep low squats. Nothing like popping off 25 bodyweight squats first thing in the morning to stimulate that desire to shit.

I discovered a new after dinner treat today. Chocolate covered coffee beans. You start off with the chocolate and then bam it tastes like coffee. Pairs pretty good with Pino Nior.

Have a Merry Christmas fuckers. I'm about ready to get my Santa routine on.

Starbucks has these little packs of chocolate covered espresso beans. Put a whole bunch in your mouth and get a burst of coffee and chocolate all at once.

Those chocolate coffee beans are amazing. I dare you to try to eat just half a bag.

That's not that monkey shit coffee that's supposed to be so good, is it?

BSmack wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2019 5:20 amI discovered a new after dinner treat today. Chocolate covered coffee beans. You start off with the chocolate and then bam it tastes like coffee. Pairs pretty good with Pino Nior.

I'll have to try that.

Sin,
~1992

smackaholic wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2019 1:42 pm I dare you to try to eat just half a bag.

Eat them all -- and be amped out of your gourd.

Dinsdale wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2019 8:07 pm

BSmack wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2019 5:20 amI discovered a new after dinner treat today. Chocolate covered coffee beans. You start off with the chocolate and then bam it tastes like coffee. Pairs pretty good with Pino Nior.

I'll have to try that.

Sin,
~1992

smackaholic wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2019 1:42 pm I dare you to try to eat just half a bag.

Eat them all -- and be amped out of your gourd.

I don't recall them having that effect on me, but I am sure there are different potencies and different people react differently. I have a pound or three on you.... OK, prolly more like sixty..... and I suspect that is an influence.

What I do remember is the fukking things were addictive.

smackaholic wrote: ↑Thu Dec 26, 2019 1:10 am
What I do remember is the fukking things were addictive.

However many I have -- that's how many I'm eating.

schmick wrote: ↑Thu Dec 26, 2019 1:54 am Shit looks like vomit and muzzies eat it. Dont let that shit near me.

Worst of all, some soda company tried to say that USC fans ate that puke. In all of my years going to USC and USC games I NEVER saw anyone eat that puppy diarrhea

Californians are stereotypically big on vegetarianism. Hummus fits the bill. Soda company wants to meme magic a different product it owns into tailgate fare. Money, marketing and lemming behavior.

Having said that, it's not bad. Give it a try; and if you don't like it just toss it. If you do like it, follow the instructions for preservation of leftovers.

Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:12 am

schmick wrote: ↑Thu Dec 26, 2019 1:54 am Shit looks like vomit and muzzies eat it. Dont let that shit near me.

Worst of all, some soda company tried to say that USC fans ate that puke. In all of my years going to USC and USC games I NEVER saw anyone eat that puppy diarrhea

Californians are stereotypically big on vegetarianism. Hummus fits the bill. Soda company wants to meme magic a different product it owns into tailgate fare. Money, marketing and lemming behavior.

Having said that, it's not bad. Give it a try; and if you don't like it just toss it. If you do like it, follow the instructions for preservation of leftovers.

I love how IB puts his stamp on each thread. He makes things less complicated and cleans up otherwise messy threads.

You missed your calling.
You should've been a bio remediation specialist.

Nig.ga, you been here twenty years. You know who I am -- and you know who I am not. Cut the bullshit.

Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Thu Dec 26, 2019 10:46 am Nig.ga, you been here twenty years. You know who I am -- and you know who I am not. Cut the bullshit.

What's with the street slang?
We're both white.
Or have you crossed over?
It happens later in life when you lose your ability to maintain a hard erection.

Now you people are getting triggered by ground up chickpeas?

Kierland wrote: ↑Thu Dec 26, 2019 2:24 pm Now you people are getting triggered by ground up chickpeas?

You came out of your mom's pussy feet first and triggered.

Dinsdale wrote: ↑Thu Dec 26, 2019 1:23 am

smackaholic wrote: ↑Thu Dec 26, 2019 1:10 am
What I do remember is the fukking things were addictive.

However many I have -- that's how many I'm eating.

wurd.

Prolly why they don't come in economy size bags. You'd eat yourself into some sort of cardiac event.

Garlic/red pepper hummus with chopped up bits of vegetation is good shit.

88 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2019 3:26 am We did some Quincy-style forensic analysis and determined we had some weapons grade hummus.

Did your brother in law make it with shit on his fingers? Hummus isn't something that is very likely to be a source of food poisoning. Lemon juice lowers its pH and garlic has strong anti-microbial properties. I just don't see it.

The Listeria comes from the manufacturing plants not the stuff in the hummus you 3rd grade science flunking tard.

Kierland wrote: ↑Fri Dec 27, 2019 1:44 am The Listeria comes from the manufacturing plants not the stuff in the hummus you 3rd grade science flunking tard.

Once again, you display your amazing lack of reading comprehension.

It is quite obvious that mvs thought it was home-made. 88 points out afterward that it was store bought. Please do the entier American Bar Association a favor and jump out a window, a minimum of 5 floors up.....onto concrete, preferably.

Actually he said it was from a restaurant, but don’t let facts get in your way.
It’s still, as pedokkkal pointed out, not likely to come from the chickpeas or other ingredients, which means it’s probably cross contamination you stupid fuck.

Made a huge batch of hummus fo XMAS dinner to go with grilled lamb chops and a bunch of other stuff (made some righteous tzatziki to go along with it too).

Great hummus is easy to make and homemade will blow any commercially produced crap right out of the Mediterranean. All you need is garbanzo beans (canned is fine), tahini (sesame seed paste), EVOO, fresh garlic, ground cumin and lemon juice. I’m convinced that FRESH SQUEEZED juice from Meyer lemons (I have two trees) makes all the difference. Throw it all in a food processor for a couple of minutes and you’re good to go.

Good QC will prevent food borne illness every time.

Kierland wrote:Actually he said it was from a restaurant, but don’t let facts get in your way.
It’s still, as pedokkkal pointed out, not likely to come from the chickpeas or other ingredients, which means it’s probably cross contamination you stupid fuck.

At the time miscalculated posted, 88 had not indicated where the killer Hummus came from.

Once again, an alleged attorney, who ought to be good at reading things, as his livelihood relies on it, gets schooled by an ADHD addled college drop out.

I know a few of you have met TVO in real life. Has he ever produced evidence of being an attorney?

I find it hard to believe someone as shitty at basic elementary school reading comp, could get through it.


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Mikey wrote:Made a huge batch of hummus fo XMAS dinner to go with grilled lamb chops and a bunch of other stuff (made some righteous tzatziki to go along with it too).

Great hummus is easy to make and homemade will blow any commercially produced crap right out of the Mediterranean. All you need is garbanzo beans (canned is fine), tahini (sesame seed paste), EVOO, fresh garlic, ground cumin and lemon juice. I’m convinced that FRESH SQUEEZED juice from Meyer lemons (I have two trees) makes all the difference. Throw it all in a food processor for a couple of minutes and you’re good to go.

Good QC will prevent food borne illness every time.

My Vegan daughter wants to know if you can adopt her.

She’ll fit right in being a commie social worker and all.

I’ll even agree to pay the last years worth of MSW coursework, if you’ll sign for her today.

Doubt you’d get any tax breaks though. She’s 28.




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Sorry. We became official (finally) empty nesters back at the beginning of summer, and not looking to backtrack.

Funny thing is, we used to have two kids. Now it seems we have four (at least for holiday dinners) including SO’s. We seem to have picked up one vegetarian and one non-drinker with a nut allergy. This presents some new and interesting challenges for meal planning.

Not that I actually mind...

smackaholic wrote: ↑Fri Dec 27, 2019 6:22 pm

Kierland wrote:Actually he said it was from a restaurant, but don’t let facts get in your way.
It’s still, as pedokkkal pointed out, not likely to come from the chickpeas or other ingredients, which means it’s probably cross contamination you stupid fuck.

At the time miscalculated posted, 88 had not indicated where the killer Hummus came from.

Once again, an alleged attorney, who ought to be good at reading things, as his livelihood relies on it, gets schooled by an ADHD addled college drop out.

I know a few of you have met TVO in real life. Has he ever produced evidence of being an attorney?

I find it hard to believe someone as shitty at basic elementary school reading comp, could get through it.


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None of which changes the fact that pedokkkal is an idiot if he has no idea what cross contamination is and why raw foods are prone to its evils, but by all means suck his dick while you flip me off.
Stupid tard.