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Put your thinking cap on and tell us how you'll get this man off.






... and admitted that he had nutted on the Olaf stuffed animal.

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DECEMBER 6--A Florida prosecutor yesterday filed a misdemeanor criminal count against the 20-year-old man arrested last
month for allegedly engaging in sexual conduct with a pair of “large stuffed animal toys” at a Target store.

The December 5 information accuses Meader, seen at right, of “willfully and maliciously” damaging Target goods “by ejaculating
on the merchandise.” The court filing notes that “damage to said property being $200.00 or less.”

According to a police report, Meader arrived at Target around 2 PM and approached a display featuring characters from the
Disney film “Frozen.” He then selected a “large Olaf stuffed animal” and placed it on the floor. Meader proceeded to “dry hump”
the cinematic snowman “until he ejaculated on the merchandise.”

Upon returning the soiled stuffed animal back to a merchandise rack, Meader entered the toy department. There, cops allege,
he “selected a large unicorn stuffed animal and began to ‘dry hump’ this item.”

After being detained by police inside Target, Meader reportedly “admitted to doing ‘stupid stuff’ and admitted that he had
‘nutted’ on the Olaf stuffed animal.”

The Olaf and unicorn dolls were “removed from the store floor” and destroyed, according to cops.


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He's a plushie.

No sex offender charge? He's already leading a charmed life. :|
He's also lucky the police didn't open fire on him instead of peacefully detaining him. :| Charmed, indeed.

I look forward to the interesting answers to your question.
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Did you not read the article? We already know how this fukk gets off.
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Softball Bat wrote: Sun Jan 05, 2020 11:33 am tell us how you'll get this man off.
A blowjob in his cell.

- kierland
JPGettysburg wrote: Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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Carson wrote: Sun Jan 05, 2020 2:30 pm
Softball Bat wrote: Sun Jan 05, 2020 11:33 am tell us how you'll get this man off.
A blowjob in his cell.

- kierland
If kierland signs on to defend him, a bj can and will be a viable retainer. According to the current laws.
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queerland delivers BJs pro boner.
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smackaholic wrote: Sun Jan 05, 2020 1:49 pm Did you not read the article? We already know how this fukk gets off.
And that's his business. His sin isn't being aroused by stuffed animals; it's stealing/damaging merchandise. He probably has a secondary arousal similar to men who ejaculate into other people's drinks or cups, except his targets are children. But whatever.

He's lucky he's white.
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