After 22 years of posting on these message boards, I have learned at least one thing...
Ugly people are afraid to post their picture...
There has been only ONE exception...
Jessie Heiman...JESS THE ROOKIE!
I will NEVER forget the day he posted his picture and his real name...
everyone said he was a troll because NOBODY that UGLY would post their real picture...
JESSIE turned out to be REAL!
It was really him!
He was really that ugly!
And he turned it into a SUPER BOWL AD!!!!
He was a Jim Rome Troll....
I was there when it happened....
You were there when it happened...
But it will NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!
Nobody that ugly will ever post their picture again!
Re: I HATE UGLY PEOPLE!
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:01 pm
by The Big Pickle
Can you believe this guy posted his real picture on the internet?
Nobody believed him!
Nobody that ugly would post their picture....
Everytime I see him on THE BIG BANG or a Super Bowl Commercial....
I think....That's Jess the Rookie!
We were the first to know him!
So for all you ugly people....being ugly isn't the kiss of death....
Post your picture....maybe you can be the next super bowl nerd in a commercial.
Re: I HATE UGLY PEOPLE!
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:15 pm
by Innocent Bystander
We know, dear.
You're therapy, and you're very good at what you do. Can a Pickle be a therapy animal? I think so.
Stop doubting yourself.
As for JessThe Rookie, he's living the life, and living his life -- and it's good. Congratulations to him. I hope he's been expanding into writing and production credits these past 15 years.
Would you rather be him, or you? Can you be a better him, or be a better you?
Re: I HATE UGLY PEOPLE!
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:17 pm
by The Big Pickle
People I know...
Jimmy Meddalions... HANDSOME!
Freeze....HANDSOME!
Dr Detriot...HANDSOME!
Valvenus...HANDSOME!
You're therapy, and you're very good at what you do. Can a Pickle be a therapy animal? I think so.
Stop doubting yourself.
As for JessThe Rookie, he's living the life, and living his life -- and it's good. Congratulations to him. I hope he's been expanding into writing and production credits these past 15 years.
Would you rather be him, or you? Can you be a better him, or be a better you?
Why would I trade an 8.5 with a big penis for an ugly nerd with a super bowl commercial.
You don't understand the value of the big pickle...
Sex is everything!
Only people with big pickles are fortunate...
I will give you the perfect example....
I had sex with a co worker and she told EVERYONE it was the best sex she ever had and my penis was huge.
Guess what happened?
Every female in the company wanted to have sex with me.
I remember that troll... good lord, that was eons ago. Puppy passed away? That's too bad. The Rainbow Bridge is real, though. Bless the beasts and children.
Re: I HATE UGLY PEOPLE!
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 3:44 pm
by Innocent Bystander
The Big Pickle wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:23 pm
Why would I trade an 8.5 with a big penis for an ugly nerd with a super bowl commercial. Big penises are not rare. More men are gifted physically than men who will ever appear as part of a global ad campaign.
Is your penis happier than Jess' career?
You don't understand the value of the big pickle... I'm black. I probably understand it better than a number of posters here, in spite of being cis-female.
Sex is everything! When's the last time you had it?
Only people with big pickles are fortunate... We both know that's not quite true...
I will give you the perfect example....
I had sex with a co worker and she told EVERYONE it was the best sex she ever had and my penis was huge. Never shit where you get your bread. But your anecdote was before the hypocrisy of the Hollywood #metoo movement, so...
Guess what happened? You got lucky, and avoided a sex harassment suit when you split from each other? You got really lucky and didn't work with a bipolar psychopath who thought fucking you was a way to get ahead professionally?
Every female in the company wanted to have sex with me. Being a male slut didn't make The_OUSkull happy. Would it really have made you?
when your pickle is big
the world is your dig 88 says you're not allowed to prove it on the board. You need to Pics or GTFO in pm on this one, though.
You can toss it off as "Sweden is Sweden", but you'd be wrong
If you knew anything about the left wing socialists in Congress,
And the left in this country, you'd understand that they WANT the same kind of legislation that Sweden just passed.
They despise our constitution and our liberty. Talk to any leftist in our government, and they will fully explain their goal of criminalizing what they term as "hate speech".
You may think what I'm saying is far fetched, but you'd be wrong.
Do you not read up on the left?
Cause you seem very well read on a great many subjects
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