Will someone explain the Samsung freakout that happened this morning?

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Thu Feb 20, 2020 5:12 pm

I log onto the site which cannot be named, and a German states Samsung broke German law, a Brit wants to know why an app they never activated has saved 2 Gigs of data since this winter, and someone else claims TPTB are searching for someone globally.

I don't know. I don't pay attention to my notifications, but it is concerning if a disabled app gets a push notice anyway.

Be concerned or nothing to see here?

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Thu Feb 20, 2020 5:18 pm

I got it on my phone, but no police showed up.

Yet.

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Thu Feb 20, 2020 5:29 pm

Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2020 5:12 pm I log onto the site which cannot be named, and a German states Samsung broke German law, a Brit wants to know why an app they never activated has saved 2 Gigs of data since this winter, and someone else claims TPTB are searching for someone globally.

I don't know. I don't pay attention to my notifications, but it is concerning if a disabled app gets a push notice anyway.

Be concerned or nothing to see here?

I think Roach is hacking into your computer!!!

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Thu Feb 20, 2020 6:46 pm

Carson wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2020 5:18 pm I got it on my phone, but no police showed up.

Yet.

Why did Kierland say you were exiled?

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Thu Feb 20, 2020 6:53 pm

"Carson is exiled!"

"Wait...wtf is happening?"

"My nose is growing again!"

EAP · Post by **EAP** » Thu Feb 20, 2020 7:03 pm

88 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2020 6:50 pm
Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2020 6:46 pm
Carson wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2020 5:18 pm I got it on my phone, but no police showed up.

Yet.
Why did Kierland say you were exiled?
Because he is a serial liar.

I'll second that.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Thu Feb 20, 2020 9:03 pm

It was the jizz mopper, not Small Goodman.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Feb 21, 2020 12:51 pm

Carson wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2020 9:03 pm It was the jizz mopper, not Small Goodman.

Why were you exiled from the US?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Feb 21, 2020 1:21 pm

Roach wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2020 6:33 pmSo The Deciders went hi-tech and upgraded to some new cisco knife-edge switches, one to be placed on each ip address from which feces pours forth, monitored by TSA approved tech equipment salvaged from smackaholic's trunk. So wa-lah!

Now it all makes sense.

A few weeks ago some sketchy looking fukk walks up to the door with a UPS package. He had a UPS shirt on but it looked a few sizes small. His truck looked like a UPS truck....sorta. Actually it looked like a taco truck that had been freshly sprayed with a rattle can in something approximating UPS brown.

Got anything going back? he asked.

Yeah, so I handed him a box of parts that needed to be returned for repair.

20 minutes later my regular UPS guy shows up.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Fri Feb 21, 2020 5:47 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Feb 21, 2020 12:51 pm
Carson wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2020 9:03 pm It was the jizz mopper, not Small Goodman.
Why were you exiled from the US?

I got voted off Survivor.

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Fri Feb 21, 2020 7:34 pm

Carson wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2020 9:03 pm It was the jizz mopper, not Small Goodman.

I apologize.

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Fri Feb 21, 2020 7:35 pm

Carson wrote: ↑Fri Feb 21, 2020 5:47 pm
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Feb 21, 2020 12:51 pm
Carson wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2020 9:03 pm It was the jizz mopper, not Small Goodman.
Why were you exiled from the US?
I got voted off Survivor.

You could come back to the island. What stops you?,

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sat Feb 22, 2020 5:53 am

The hella tax exemption I get while I'm gone.

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Sat Feb 22, 2020 7:43 am

Carson wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 5:53 am The hella tax exemption I get while I'm gone.

The fuck? Why would you get a massive tax exemption? Aren't you paying taxes to two countries?

T1B