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My package from China

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 8:29 pm
by FiatLux
Is out for delivery... should I open it ?


The Washington Post says I'm good to go !

https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2 ... d-by-mail/



Delivery by Amazon
Tracking ID:
Thursday, March 5
12:06 PM
Out for delivery
San Francisco, US
8:49 AM
Package arrived at a carrier facility
San Francisco, US
4:12 AM
Package departed an Amazon facility
Newark, CALIFORNIA US
Wednesday, March 4

Re: My package from China

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 8:42 pm
by Mikey
Powdered yak horn?

Re: My package from China

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 8:46 pm
by FiatLux
Mikey wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2020 8:42 pm Powdered yak horn?


Close.

Re: My package from China

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 9:40 pm
by EAP
FiatLux wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2020 8:29 pm Is out for delivery... should I open it ?


The Washington Post says I'm good to go !

https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2 ... d-by-mail/



Delivery by Amazon
Tracking ID:
Thursday, March 5
12:06 PM
Out for delivery
San Francisco, US
8:49 AM
Package arrived at a carrier facility
San Francisco, US
4:12 AM
Package departed an Amazon facility
Newark, CALIFORNIA US
Wednesday, March 4
Basically, spray it hard with Lysol, and you're good to go.

Re: My package from China

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 9:28 pm
by BlackThroatedWind
My copy just arrived today...

Image

I think KOEI/Techmo is based in Japan in the city where the cruise ship outbreak came...

Anyway, about to spend what's left of my winter vacation getting plunger raped by Cao Cao's blue army.

Re: My package from China

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 12:27 am
by Slap
A lot of you became aroused because the thread title says "my package."

Re: My package from China

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 1:13 am
by smackaholic
https://www.amazon.com/Cheap-Date-Infla ... 2GJJN1BSK6

Spray 'er down good with alcohol and wear a rubber.

Re: My package from China

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 1:54 am
by mvscal
Slap wrote: Sun Mar 08, 2020 12:27 am A lot of you became aroused because the thread title says "my package."
Says the guy who wanted to pay three months salary to fuck a tranny up his ass. Sorry, dude. There is no coming back after that.

Re: My package from China

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 3:19 am
by EAP
mvscal wrote: Sun Mar 08, 2020 1:54 am
Slap wrote: Sun Mar 08, 2020 12:27 am A lot of you became aroused because the thread title says "my package."
Says the guy who wanted to pay three months salary to fuck a tranny up his ass. Sorry, dude. There is no coming back after that.
Three months salary? Shit, you could've bought yourself a nice mercedes benz S class, and paid CASH for it.

Re: My package from China

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 3:24 am
by Mikey
Sorta depends on what your salary is, doesn’t it?

Re: My package from China

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 3:32 am
by Innocent Bystander
Slap wrote: Sun Mar 08, 2020 12:27 am A lot of you became aroused because the thread title says "my package."
:lol: But not you, right? You were spent from the gym thread ... or the Jim thread.

Re: My package from China

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 3:37 am
by EAP
Mikey wrote: Sun Mar 08, 2020 3:24 am Sorta depends on what your salary is, doesn’t it?
Well assuming that tranny he ass raped was indeed one of those A+ HIGH END escorts?
Yep, he could've had a Benz instead.

Re: My package from China

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 7:56 pm
by Dinsdale
M2 has developed a penchant for the Asian boys now? Why am I not shocked?

Well, Toolio, I hope for your sake the Asian's package bucks the stereotype.

You GO gurl!

Re: My package from China

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 8:27 pm
by Innocent Bystander
Dinsdale wrote: Sun Mar 08, 2020 7:56 pm M2 has developed a penchant for the Asian boys now? Why am I not shocked?

Well, Toolio, I hope for your sake the Asian's package bucks the stereotype.

You GO gurl!
Says the man who woke up with what (and how many) in bed beside him this morning? :lol: Ok, whatever, bro. You got balls.

Re: My package from China

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 8:52 pm
by EAP
Innocent Bystander wrote: Sun Mar 08, 2020 8:27 pm
Dinsdale wrote: Sun Mar 08, 2020 7:56 pm M2 has developed a penchant for the Asian boys now? Why am I not shocked?

Well, Toolio, I hope for your sake the Asian's package bucks the stereotype.

You GO gurl!
Says the man who woke up with what (and how many) in bed beside him this morning? :lol: Ok, whatever, bro. You got balls.
Dins gets a lot of pussy?

Re: My package from China

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 10:03 pm
by Innocent Bystander
EAP wrote: Sun Mar 08, 2020 8:52 pm
Dins gets a lot of pussy?
Slut shaming is politically incorrect, and it's not our business if his dick should have already fallen off for outshooting The_OUSkull and Ucant combined.

I've heard being owned by your dick sucks; but I wouldn't know. Aren't you glad you own yours?

Re: My package from China

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:43 am
by EAP
Innocent Bystander wrote: Sun Mar 08, 2020 10:03 pm
EAP wrote: Sun Mar 08, 2020 8:52 pm
Dins gets a lot of pussy?
Slut shaming is politically incorrect, and it's not our business if his dick should have already fallen off for outshooting The_OUSkull and Ucant combined.

I've heard being owned by your dick sucks; but I wouldn't know. Aren't you glad you own yours?
Actually?
We don't OWN anything.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
Maybe this video will enlighten you.https://youtu.be/8AHCfZTRGiI[/youtube]

We only "rent" here on earth.
You don't even own your cack and balls.

Re: My package from China

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 2:44 am
by Kierland
Great job 88. You fucking POS.

Re: My package from China

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 3:17 am
by Innocent Bystander
EAP wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:43 am
Innocent Bystander wrote: Sun Mar 08, 2020 10:03 pm
EAP wrote: Sun Mar 08, 2020 8:52 pm
Dins gets a lot of pussy?
Slut shaming is politically incorrect, and it's not our business if his dick should have already fallen off for outshooting The_OUSkull and Ucant combined.

I've heard being owned by your dick sucks; but I wouldn't know. Aren't you glad you own yours?
Actually?
We don't OWN anything.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
Maybe this video will enlighten you.

We only "rent" here on earth.
You don't even own your cack and balls.
Yeah, Johnny turned a song about hitting the bottom of drug addiction into a requiem. Totally different place from Trent 'being a trust fund baby isn't happiness' Reznor. Both versions are masterpieces, for different reasons.

Are you still you, if your brain changes? The brain -- the conscious -- is the soul. Are you still you, if the patterns change?

You are responsible for your dick. You -- your soul -- controls your dick. It does not control you. Letting your dick control you is the path of sorrow, ruin and calamity.

Since we only rent, we should own what we do with what we rent.

Re: My package from China

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 2:22 am
by Kierland
Thanks 88 you nazi fuck.