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all over the internet right now...

open pill bottle with pills spilled all over the floor...

Andrew Gillum passed out naked on the floor at the feet of a White male...

Smallest penis on a black man ever....there goes the myth!

The Big Pickle wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:56 am all over the internet right now...

open pill bottle with pills spilled all over the floor...

Andrew Gillum passed out naked on the floor at the feet of a White male...

Smallest penis on a black man ever....there goes the myth!

Figures. Gillum is a typical shit for brains, left wing socialist.
I wouldn't let him run a waffle house, much less a state.
Republican Ron DeSantis is very well endowed, and from what I've heard, one hell of a governor as well.

The Big Pickle wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:56 am all over the internet right now...

open pill bottle with pills spilled all over the floor...

Andrew Gillum passed out naked on the floor at the feet of a White male...

Smallest penis on a black man ever....there goes the myth!

Pics or it didn't happen.

Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:06 am Pics or it didn't happen.

No fukkin shit

The pictures are all over the internet right now...

4chan

James Woods just retweeted them on Twitter...


Do you really want me to put an ! in the title?

The Big Pickle wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:16 am The pictures are all over the internet right now...

4chan

James Woods just retweeted them on Twitter...


Do you really want me to put an ! in the title?

James Woods is one hell of an actor. Great Reagan conservative as well.

The Big Pickle wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:56 am
Smallest penis on a black man ever....

That must have been a tremendous personal disappointment, Stanley. You should calm your jangled nerves with a dozen or so appletinis and a tipple of semen.

mvscal wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:57 am

The Big Pickle wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:56 am
Smallest penis on a black man ever....

That must have been a tremendous personal disappointment, Stanley. You should calm your jangled nerves with a dozen or so appletinis and a tipple of semen.

You know, you can calm Trevor, Molly and my own nerves yourself by .... I'm just saying.

The Big Pickle wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:16 am The pictures are all over the internet right now...

4chan

James Woods just retweeted them on Twitter...


Do you really want me to put an ! in the title?

Yes. But spoiler it for the militantly hetero.

mvscal wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:57 am

The Big Pickle wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:56 am
Smallest penis on a black man ever....

That must have been a tremendous personal disappointment, Stanley. You should calm your jangled nerves with a dozen or so appletinis and a tipple of semen.

Spermley reassured himself by thinking "He just got out of the pool."

88 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:36 am Is there anyone here who doesn’t find it natural for Pikkkle to be trolling 4Chan for pics of naked men?

That's not why BP brought it up.

After viewing the pictures, I'm still not convinced this wasn't a setup to destroy his reputation, instead of a normal fetish for him.

The pictures don't add up. There is only an aftermath, not pictures during of playtime. Also, the white dude appears to be stepping on his wrist.

The pictures belong in the same class as the Brazilian model who allegedly OD'd after whistleblowing pedophiles in South America: staged, not real.

This is the White Boi standing on Andrews arm while he is passed out naked from drugs....

The Big Pickle wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:19 pm

This is the White Boi standing on Andrews arm while he is passed out naked from drugs....

Hookers are notorious for setups.

Find what gets stalled permanently by blackmailing Gillam, and you'll find the people who are really behind this.

Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:12 pm

The Big Pickle wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:19 pm

This is the White Boi standing on Andrews arm while he is passed out naked from drugs....

Hookers are notorious for setups.

Find what gets stalled permanently by blackmailing Gillam, and you'll find the people who are really behind this.

You don't need to blackmail Gillam, he's a corrupt, incompetent left wing socialist.

The Big Pickle wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:56 am all over the internet right now...

Well that ought to tide you over for the duration.

Unless, of course, you decide to kill yourself first. It's not as if you have a wife or children or anyone else who gives even a small bit of fuck about a tired old queen with a loose asshole slinging cosmos at a gay bar in Madison. You can do it, Stanley. Walk into the light...

mvscal wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:38 pm

The Big Pickle wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:56 am all over the internet right now...

Well that ought to tide you over for the duration.

Unless, of course, you decide to kill yourself first. It's not as if you have a wife or children or anyone else who gives even a small bit of fuck about a tired old queen with a loose asshole slinging cosmos at a gay bar in Madison. You can do it, Stanley. Walk into the light...

thats nice. i want to get liquored up.

whats an inexpensive cosmo recipe?

Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:49 pm What's an inexpensive cosmo recipe?

Price is arbituary....


Kettle one or Grey Goose 1.5 oz
Cointreau 1/2 Oz
squirt of roses lime juice
1 oz cranberry


Shake over ice...strain into chilled martini glass

Don't use Triple sec...it's poor mans crap!
Use Cointreau or Gran Marnier


also....you can use Citron vodka for lemon favor
You can use any flavored vodka...Ruby Red Grapefruit...Apple...
You can use any juice instead of cranberry...like pineapple or grapefruit

The world is your oyster...choice any favored vodka and any juice that goes good with it...

The secret is good vodka and cointreau....

Cointreau is the key. I would suggest a quarter of fresh squeezed lime in place of Rose’s.

Just stay away from Gran Marnier.

Left Seater wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 11:34 pm Cointreau is the key. I would suggest a quarter of fresh squeezed lime in place of Rose’s.

Just stay away from Gran Marnier.

I understand why a fresh lime is better.

Rose is alright by me, though. Bought a bottle of grenadine syrup from the local family owned grocer out here, Rotman's, last year. I was desperate to recreate the taste of the local hotel's Shirley Temples, because I couldn't get over there with my schedule and they don't deliver. Grenadine tastes like red pop (ie Big Red) when too much is used. It was a nice nostalgia hit while experimenting.

(It's too bad the best part of pomegranates isn't easily removed from itself.)

What's the difference between Cointreau and Gran Marnier?

The Big Pickle wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:09 pm

Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:49 pm What's an inexpensive cosmo recipe?

Price is arbituary....

Maybe in the lower 48

I've only been inside a package store once in my life: 4th of July, needed ice. Seemed best bet for a quick in and out, without wasting time figuring out no more ice, no coolers, long lines if there were. Felt very commie block, inside. Felt like a gun store, too. It was too in/out.

But whatever. I wanted to try your recipe, because you took the time to post it, therefore it must be good.

Look up the hours online. Need a permit to purchase alcohol.

Ok, whatever, how do I get permit? By visiting the police department website.

Ok, whatever. Read through a bunch of shit. $50 bucks and a background check? Ok, whatever. This shit better be good.

Call the store to confirm it's okay to pre-fill out the permit application, and if I needed to make an appointment to visit since there was a two customer maximum.

The lady says no customers at all are allowed inside now, due to covid19; and asks if it's a renewal, I tell her no, a new permit. She tells me they are only accepting renewals, and won't be accepting new applications until the shelter in place is lifted.

(The shelter in place has been extended twice. April 30, now. Whatever.)

So I won't be trying it at home after all :(

Do you have a Shirley Temple version?

Left Seater wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 11:34 pm Cointreau is the key. I would suggest a quarter of fresh squeezed lime in place of Rose’s.

Just stay away from Gran Marnier.

Well, I suppose it's personal taste.
Grand Marnier has a more complex flavor in my honest opinion, orange, vanilla and a hint of oak. And, it's made with cognac.
But again, it comes down to what you prefer.

One hundred percent agree make and drink what you prefer. However in something simple like a Cosmo the less complexity works better IMO. Now if we were just sipping something straight neat...

It's an alcoholic citrus drink. It would be really, really good right now. Would boiling orange rinds and adding to cranberry juice approximate the taste, or is that a waste of time?

I recently tried some Jefferson’s Ocean. Good back story but priced about $15 to high.

Innocent Bystander wrote:(The shelter in place has been extended twice. April 30, now. Whatever.)

A lot more jacking off for me.

88 wrote:

Left Seater wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2020 2:35 am I recently tried some Jefferson’s Ocean. Good back story but priced about $15 to high.

I’ve never seen that before. Interesting story, though.

If you don’t love it the very first time you try it, it wasn’t meant to be consumed.

Sin-

You know who.


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smackaholic wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2020 2:19 pm

88 wrote:

Left Seater wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2020 2:35 am I recently tried some Jefferson’s Ocean. Good back story but priced about $15 to high.

I’ve never seen that before. Interesting story, though.

If you don’t love it the very first time you try it, it wasn’t meant to be consumed.

Sin-

You know who.


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It’s fine. I enjoyed the bottle, just a bit high in price is all.