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WTF is it with Kennedys and water?
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:46 am
by smackaholic
https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/loca ... y/2263318/
When will this bunch learn. Stay the fukk away from all bodies of water. They should all move to the fukking desert.
Re: WTF is it with Kennedys and water?
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:05 am
by Softball Bat
These two have probably died...
Re: WTF is it with Kennedys and water?
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:07 am
by Dr_Phibes
They both have fangs :?
Re: WTF is it with Kennedys and water?
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 7:29 am
by Innocent Bystander
The missing woman's mom was a Kennedy. She has three last names -- her mothers, her fathers, her husbands. Her kid has two last names - grandfathers and fathers. Her husband might as well have taken the Kennedy surname instead of just wearing his own.
They died for a 2 dollar kickball while self-quarantining. Who rolls out in a canoe without making sure youre prepared for the bad shit?
The husband is awful blase about his wife and kid being missing. I hope they turn up alive but on someone else's boat.
Re: WTF is it with Kennedys and water?
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:26 pm
by smackaholic
Looks like Chuckie D gets an open netter here. Kennedys are good for that every now and then.
Re: WTF is it with Kennedys and water?
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:52 pm
by mvscal
Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 7:29 am
Who rolls out in a canoe without making sure youre prepared for the bad shit?
Kennedys. They fly planes in bad weather with broken legs, play football on skies in the middle of a forest and drive Oldsmobiles so blotto wasted they can't keep it in a straight line across a 20 foot bridge.
Re: WTF is it with Kennedys and water?
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 12:28 am
by Slap
I will do a memorial jerk to her tonight.
Re: WTF is it with Kennedys and water?
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 12:44 am
by The Big Pickle
mvscal wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:52 pm
Kennedys. They fly planes in bad weather with broken legs, play football on skies in the middle of a forest and drive Oldsmobiles so blotto wasted they can't keep it in a straight line across a 20 foot bridge.
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Re: WTF is it with Kennedys and water?
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 6:25 am
by Carson
The Big Pickle wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 12:44 am
mvscal wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:38 pm
The Big Pickle wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:56 am
all over the internet right now...
Well that ought to tide you over for the duration.
Unless, of course, you decide to kill yourself first. It's not as if you have a wife or children or anyone else who gives even a small bit of fuck about a tired old queen with a loose asshole slinging cosmos at a gay bar in Madison. You can do it, Stanley. Walk into the light...
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Re: WTF is it with Kennedys and water?
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 11:01 am
by smackaholic
Chuck D must really love him some Kennedys.
Our nanny state has tried hard to put him out of business the last 50 years or so. He likely would have retired to his condo in Boca years ago were it not for them.