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The season is on the line...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:21 am
by Softball Bat
NBA - 7th game, 15 seconds left, you're down by 1, you've got the ball. Choose any player in history to take the last shot. Who is it?

NFL - Playoff game, 1:30 left, 1 time out left, you are down by 4 and have the ball at your 25 yd line. What QB do you want leading the drive?

MLB - 7th game, bottom of the 9th, you are down by 1 run, Bases loaded, 2 outs, What hitter do you want at the plate?





Clutch performers.

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:42 am
by Mikey
What are your answers?

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:43 am
by Mikey
Steph Curry
Joe Montana
Pete Rose

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:53 am
by Wolfman
Wilt Chamberlain
Johnny Unitas
Ted Williams

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:57 am
by Innocent Bystander
Softball Bat wrote: Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:21 am NBA - 7th game, 15 seconds left, you're down by 1, you've got the ball. Choose any player in history to take the last shot. Who is it?

NFL - Playoff game, 1:30 left, 1 time out left, you are down by 4 and have the ball at your 25 yd line. What QB do you want leading the drive?

MLB -
1. Reggie
2. trick question. is sign stealing mode on or off?
3. Hank
4. i see no hockey
5. i see no soccer

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:22 pm
by Softball Bat
Mikey wrote: Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:43 am Steph Curry
Joe Montana
Pete Rose
NBA - Larry Bird

NFL - Joe Montana (Brett Favre and homer pick Ken Stabler as honorable mentions)

MLB - I like the Pete Rose selection because you know he will put the ball in play and he is the ultimate gamer. In honor of War Wagon, I will select George Brett, though.

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:05 pm
by Left Seater
Michael
Elway
Meh baseball, but I will say Rose spice dude signs shit every week in Vegas.

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 2:01 pm
by smackaholic
Bird
Staubach
Big Papi

You can argue the first 2 all you want, but if you paid any attention at all to the last 20 years or so of MLB, how can you not go with David? He was a stone fukking cold killer in the playoffs. Multiple times.

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 2:04 pm
by smackaholic
Just noticed poptard's mention of The Snake.

He might actual have been even better than Roger at pulling shit out of his ass.

The other great QBs, IMO, were just parts of a machine. Very good parts, of course.

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 2:05 pm
by Mikey
The challenge didn't mention the playoffs, so really a much larger stage.
Just sayin'

For post-season drama you could also put in Reg...gie!

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 2:08 pm
by smackaholic
Innocent Bystander wrote: Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:57 am
Softball Bat wrote: Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:21 am NBA - 7th game, 15 seconds left, you're down by 1, you've got the ball. Choose any player in history to take the last shot. Who is it?

NFL - Playoff game, 1:30 left, 1 time out left, you are down by 4 and have the ball at your 25 yd line. What QB do you want leading the drive?

MLB -
1. Reggie
2. trick question. is sign stealing mode on or off?
3. Hank
4. i see no hockey
5. i see no soccer
Hammerin' Hank was definitely one of the all time greats, but I don't recall any heroic moments or even single season mind-numbing stats.

Hank was all about consistency.

He played a long time and put up very good numbers. Year....after year....after year. If my memory serves me correct, he never put up 50 HRs in a season. But dude put up 45 an awful lot of times.

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 2:10 pm
by smackaholic
Mikey wrote: Mon Apr 06, 2020 2:05 pm The challenge didn't mention the playoffs, so really a much larger stage.
Just sayin'

For post-season drama you could also put in Reg...gie!
Wanna go back and read the original post again?

"Playoff" was used once and alluded to in all 3 sentences.

And since playoffs are specifically mentioned, I guess you have to go with Michael for the NBA.

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 2:20 pm
by Softball Bat
smackaholic wrote:Staubach
He was on my short list.

Tom Brady, also.

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 2:22 pm
by Softball Bat
Mikey wrote: Mon Apr 06, 2020 2:05 pmFor post-season drama you could also put in Reg...gie!
He definitely had that one iconic clutch game.
Legendary.

However for the scenario I described, I would prefer someone who could be more heavily counted on to put the ball in play.

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 2:41 pm
by smackaholic
Softball Bat wrote: Mon Apr 06, 2020 2:20 pm
smackaholic wrote:Staubach
He was on my short list.

Tom Brady, also.
Roger the Dodger was the master of the 2 minute drill.

And then there was Kenny who scored about 47 points in a minute and a half once!

What was that game? Forget if it was in the playoffs.

As a kid, being a bandwagon Steeler fan, I fukking loathed the Raiduhs, especially Madden, that fat, screaming POS!!!! But god damn, did they give us some excitement!!!!

I really feel bad for those younger than me that didn't experience 70s playoff football.

Wonder how many prison sentences would result from 70s Raiduhs/Steelers playoff games, if played the same way today. That shit was personal.

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 2:45 pm
by Kierland
Wolfman wrote: Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:53 am Wilt Chamberlain
Johnny Unitas
Ted Williams
How are three dead guys going to help?

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 3:39 pm
by Mikey
smackaholic wrote: Mon Apr 06, 2020 2:10 pm

Wanna go back and read the original post again?

"Playoff" was used once and alluded to in all 3 sentences.

And since playoffs are specifically mentioned, I guess you have to go with Michael for the NBA.
As much as I hate to admit it...

...you're right

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 5:31 pm
by EAP
Kierland wrote: Mon Apr 06, 2020 2:45 pm
Wolfman wrote: Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:53 am Wilt Chamberlain
Johnny Unitas
Ted Williams
How are three dead guys going to help?
He's talking "ALL TIME".
Not just today.
Genius.

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 5:34 pm
by L45B
Wait, was the answer supposed to be three different guys?

Cuz if not, uhhh...

Bo Jackson :grin:

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 5:34 pm
by EAP
Softball Bat wrote: Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:21 am NBA - 7th game, 15 seconds left, you're down by 1, you've got the ball. Choose any player in history to take the last shot. Who is it?

NFL - Playoff game, 1:30 left, 1 time out left, you are down by 4 and have the ball at your 25 yd line. What QB do you want leading the drive?

MLB - 7th game, bottom of the 9th, you are down by 1 run, Bases loaded, 2 outs, What hitter do you want at the plate?





Clutch performers.
Jordan
Montanna
Ruth

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 5:38 pm
by Kierland
EAP wrote: Mon Apr 06, 2020 5:31 pm
Kierland wrote: Mon Apr 06, 2020 2:45 pm
Wolfman wrote: Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:53 am Wilt Chamberlain
Johnny Unitas
Ted Williams
How are three dead guys going to help?
He's talking "ALL TIME".
Not just today.
Genius.
I still fail to see how a dead guy is going to hit a shot or make a pass.

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 5:44 pm
by EAP
Kierland wrote: Mon Apr 06, 2020 5:38 pm
EAP wrote: Mon Apr 06, 2020 5:31 pm
Kierland wrote: Mon Apr 06, 2020 2:45 pm

How are three dead guys going to help?
He's talking "ALL TIME".
Not just today.
Genius.
I still fail to see how a dead guy is going to hit a shot or make a pass.
It's like when your wife accuses you of being a "dead fish" in bed.
Are you a "tack driver" or a limp noodle?

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 5:46 pm
by Kierland
Let me guess YOU were dumb enough to get married. :doh: :doh:

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:12 pm
by smackaholic
Yeah, because having kids without getting married is the wise move.

Is there anything you don’t completely suck at?


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Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:21 pm
by Kierland
smackaholic wrote: Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:12 pm Yeah, because having kids without getting married is the wise move.
Ok Boomer.

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 12:05 am
by smackaholic
You really are a despicable tard.

Doesn’t matter what generation you are from. Having children with women you are married to and remain married to is optimal.

Not doing so is detrimental to all involved, as a rule.


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Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 1:22 am
by Mikey
To go along with the direction ’holic and Keirland seem to want to take, I give you:

Calvin Murphy
Ray Lewis (sorry, not a QB but an MVBD nonetheless)
Vladimir Guerrero

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 1:38 am
by Kierland
smackaholic wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 12:05 am You really are a despicable tard.

Doesn’t matter what generation you are from. Having children with women you are married to and remain married to is optimal.

Not doing so is detrimental to all involved, as a rule.


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Why?

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 3:46 am
by EAP
Kierland wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 1:38 am
smackaholic wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 12:05 am You really are a despicable tard.

Doesn’t matter what generation you are from. Having children with women you are married to and remain married to is optimal.

Not doing so is detrimental to all involved, as a rule.


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Why?
You obviously don't know much about human psychology.
Are you a "slip and fall" lawyer?

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 4:25 am
by Softball Bat
I never saw Ted Williams (or B. Ruth, who was also selected in this thread), so I did not choose him.
But I think he would be a stellar choice.

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 12:17 pm
by smackaholic
Mikey wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 1:22 am To go along with the direction ’holic and Keirland seem to want to take, I give you:

Calvin Murphy
Ray Lewis (sorry, not a QB but an MVBD nonetheless)
Vladimir Guerrero
:lol: :lol: :lol:

All 3 sports put out a number of legendary bastard factories.

I wonder who holds the record? I would guess some NBA dude. Wonder if anyone got into double digits? Didn't Shawn Kemp put up some good numbers?

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 1:20 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
MJ
Montana
Jeter

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 2:30 pm
by Kierland
EAP wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 3:46 am
You obviously don't know much about human psychology.
Are you a "slip and fall" lawyer?
What does that have to do with a piece of paper?

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 4:03 pm
by Innocent Bystander
smackaholic wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 12:05 am You really are a despicable tard.

Doesn’t matter what generation you are from. Having children with women you are married to and remain married to is optimal.

Not doing so is detrimental to all involved, as a rule.


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That's not feminist....

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 4:06 pm
by smackaholic
Innocent Bystander wrote:
smackaholic wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 12:05 am You really are a despicable tard.

Doesn’t matter what generation you are from. Having children with women you are married to and remain married to is optimal.

Not doing so is detrimental to all involved, as a rule.


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That's not feminist....
WTFdoes that mean?


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Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 4:10 pm
by EAP
Kierland wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 2:30 pm
EAP wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 3:46 am
You obviously don't know much about human psychology.
Are you a "slip and fall" lawyer?
What does that have to do with a piece of paper?
If marriage is a "piece of paper" to you, you may want to question your very existence.

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 11:39 pm
by smackaholic
Softball Bat wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 4:25 am I never saw Ted Williams (or B. Ruth, who was also selected in this thread), so I did not choose him.
But I think he would be a stellar choice.
Williams was the greatest hitter of all time.

When you look at his numbers and realize he spent 5 of his best years flying for the Marine Corps, it boggles the mind. He could have easily beaten Ruth's HR numbers had he not taken off the war years.

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 3:57 am
by EAP
smackaholic wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 11:39 pm
Softball Bat wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 4:25 am I never saw Ted Williams (or B. Ruth, who was also selected in this thread), so I did not choose him.
But I think he would be a stellar choice.
Williams was the greatest hitter of all time.

When you look at his numbers and realize he spent 5 of his best years flying for the Marine Corps, it boggles the mind. He could have easily beaten Ruth's HR numbers had he not taken off the war years.
Well, some would argue
Ty Cobb
Rogers Hornsby.
But that's why we love baseball,
The numbers fascinate us since childhood.
The smell of the hot dogs, the crack of the bat. The fresh cut grass, the long ball, a mound of "big league chew" between your cheek and gums. The crotch grabbing, the signal stealing,
"Take me out to the ball game" the seventh inning stretch,.
Peanuts and cracker jacks.
etc..

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 5:34 am
by atmdad
Bird
Elway - (Montana, Brady close seconds)
T. Gwynn (my SD bias since I watched his entire career)

Re: The season is on the line...

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 9:10 pm
by Go Coogs'
Softball Bat wrote:NBA - 7th game, 15 seconds left, you're down by 1, you've got the ball. Choose any player in history to take the last shot. Who is it?

NFL - Playoff game, 1:30 left, 1 time out left, you are down by 4 and have the ball at your 25 yd line. What QB do you want leading the drive?

MLB - 7th game, bottom of the 9th, you are down by 1 run, Bases loaded, 2 outs, What hitter do you want at the plate?





Clutch performers.
1. Jordan
2. Montana
3. Cobb or Bonds


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