How to have fun during a stay at home pandemic....
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- The Big Pickle
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How to have fun during a stay at home pandemic....
Two words....HORSE RACING!
Since it's the only sport still going right now.......you can watch the races and bet online.
Oaklawn
Santa Anita
Los Alamitos
et al
I find a good handicapper and then do WPS/Box exacta/box trifecta/box superfecta
Bet online!
So far I was up $29,372 in April
May is going to be INCREDIBLE!
So much WINNING!
I
Love
WINNING
HORSE RACING ONLINE GAMBLING!
Better
Than
Work
- Left Seater
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Re: How to have fun during a stay at home pandemic....
If you are up $30K than why still work?
Just gamble as your full time job.
Just gamble as your full time job.
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Re: How to have fun during a stay at home pandemic....
Pikkkle has a job?
I can't imagine turd sniffing pays very well.
I can't imagine turd sniffing pays very well.
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Re: How to have fun during a stay at home pandemic....
Left Seater wrote: ↑Sat May 02, 2020 4:46 pm If you are up $30K than why still work?
Just gamble as your full time job.
Great question.....
I have an economics degree from the University of Wisconsin.
I worked in Aerospace for Rockwell in CA
I worked in Actuarial for an insurance company in Wisconsin...
It's hard to come out in the positive gambling....
I was a great poker player...I would be up $4000 in one night of hold em
and then I would get drunk and make one stupid ALL IN bet and lose everything...
I'm a great poker player when I'm sober.....but now...there are millions of great poker players
because of television. All the Fish are gone...so you have everybody playing for a coin filp on AK vs 88
Gambling is fun, but even for the best it's a coin flip.
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Re: How to have fun during a stay at home pandemic....
I worked in Acturial....
My favorite story is the time I told my superiors that we needed a 30% increase in South Dakota commercial lines...
It turned out that I made a mistake and it was really a 30% decrease.............
We had 300% profit that year...
Thank you South Dakota!
I got a promotion....
One thing I have to tell you about working in actuarial...it's the greatest place to work.........
You are given assignment.... for exammple...your supervisor will say....I need rates for South Dakota Business Owners Package Policy,
Business Owner Key Package, Business Owners Workers Compensation....I did them all....
So this is how it works in Actuarial...I went up to our family lake house in northern wisconsin for a week....
the day i was suppose to come back to work I left a message on my supervisors voice mail telling him that I was
going to extent my vacation another week....I said..."I'm not going to work on monday...I'll see you next week!"
If any of you get an opportunity to work in actuarial...TAKE IT!
I would come to work when I wanted...
I would Golf when I wanted....
Actuarial is the greatest to work....
Gambling is fun...
Actuarial is easy money...
Only the most brilliant can be an actuary....but many can work in actuarial.