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Moscow Mitch must have met Rand Paul's neighbor

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2020 5:47 pm
by Mikey
Or maybe he just pissed off the Secretary of Transportation.


McConnell says 'no concerns' despite visible bandages and bruises


https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/22/politics ... index.html

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Re: Moscow Mitch must have met Rand Paul's neigbor

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2020 5:55 pm
by FiatLux
He's not totally immune to salmonella like other turtles.

Re: Moscow Mitch must have met Rand Paul's neigbor

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2020 6:40 pm
by Diego in Seattle
So the blackness spread from his heart to his hands?

Re: Moscow Mitch must have met Rand Paul's neigbor

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2020 7:46 pm
by Kierland
He is now the physical embodiment of his own evil.

Re: Moscow Mitch must have met Rand Paul's neigbor

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2020 8:03 pm
by FiatLux
Rand Paul's neighbor probably beat the shit out of McConnell too.

Taking out the Kentucky trash one dude at a time

Re: Moscow Mitch must have met Rand Paul's neigbor

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2020 8:07 pm
by Bill in Houston
Nothing to see here.

Let’s move on.

Time to board the railroad for Amy Coney Barrett.

Re: Moscow Mitch must have met Rand Paul's neigbor

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:10 pm
by BSmack
My dad is the same age as Mitch McConnell. He gets that kind of stuff all the time. He probably had some $15 an hour wannabe phlebotomist try to draw blood and some viens got blowed up.

Re: Moscow Mitch must have met Rand Paul's neighbor

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:39 pm
by Mikey
Maybe its' some kind of karmic thing where the Good Lord is slowly turning Mitch into a Black man for the last few years of his life.

With that voice and even 10% of a functioning soul he might make a decent blues singer.

Or he could get shot by some Harlan County Sheriff's deputy while out trying to campaign.

Re: Moscow Mitch must have met Rand Paul's neighbor

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2020 12:02 am
by smackaholic
Ya know, watching all of these old fukks desperately cling to power as they fall apart in old age is funny and sad at the same time.

You're old. You've already sucked enough money out of the DC swamp to live out your last few years in comfort. But, it's a fukking drug for them. They want to stay in power so they can save us all.

Many jobs have a mandatory max age. Maybe politics should be the same.

Go play golf. Hang out with your grandkids....yes, Joe, even the bastard ones.

Re: Moscow Mitch must have met Rand Paul's neighbor

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2020 7:41 am
by Carson
Mikey wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:39 pm Maybe its' some kind of karmic thing where the Good Lord is slowly turning Mitch into a Black man for the last few years of his life.

With that voice and even 10% of a functioning soul he might make a decent blues singer.

Or he could get shot by some Harlan County Sheriff's deputy while out trying to campaign.
You're confusing him with Robert Byrd.