There were some healthy young women on Hee Haw. Sometimes I pull an episode up on youtube if I want to rapidly work up an erection.
Re: Charley Pride - DEAD!
Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2020 3:52 pm
by Mikey
He was old and due to die soon anyway, so don’t blame COVID-19. Just think of it as thinning of the herd and freeing up resources for the younger and more deserving.
There were some healthy young women on Hee Haw. Sometimes I pull an episode up on youtube if I want to rapidly work up an erection.
Hee Haw Honeys versus Hill's Angels should have been a thing, like Battle of the Network Stars.
I damn sure wouldn't have wanted to be a judge on that show. How would the winner be declared? Speed at which full ten-hut status is achieved? Turgidity?
Re: Charley Pride - DEAD!
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2020 3:55 pm
by Carson
Umm, Kathy Lee Gifford was a Hee Haw Honey.
Re: Charley Pride - DEAD!
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2020 3:12 am
by Bill in Houston
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sun Dec 13, 2020 1:28 am
At 86.
Maybe Smackie (or Wolfie) could mix in a C. Pride tune next time he is -----> spinnin'.
The LEGENDARY Charley Pride, RIP.
Jackie Robinson of country
Re: Charley Pride - DEAD!
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2020 3:18 am
by Smackie Chan
Roach wrote: ↑Mon Dec 14, 2020 5:31 pm
Turgidity. 1 to ten
3 mini mushy
5 things are a happenin'
7 rock on
10 diamond tipped glass cutter
Like antiflacidity, but measured in different units.
Like I said, I'll let others be the judges.
Re: Charley Pride - DEAD!
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2020 3:41 am
by Softball Bat
I was going to post Charley Pride's real name here -- so I could laff, and pray for him.
So I looked him up (not in the card catalogue, btw) and found that his birth name really was -----> Charley Pride.
Charley Pride (from the grave): 1
poptart: 0
Re: Charley Pride - DEAD!
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2020 1:19 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Mikey wrote: ↑Sun Dec 13, 2020 3:52 pm
He was old and due to die soon anyway, so don’t blame COVID-19. Just think of it as thinning of the herd and freeing up resources for the younger and more deserving.
Jesus Christ.
Re: Charley Pride - DEAD!
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2020 2:21 am
by BSmack
Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Sun Dec 13, 2020 1:36 am
I remember... if you only knew one country artist, it was Charlie Pride.
'Hee Haw is on, Charlie Pride gonna be on!'
Representation matters.
RIP, Mr. Pride.
You still got Hootie.
Re: Charley Pride - DEAD!
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2020 6:48 pm
by Innocent Bystander
Bill in Houston wrote: ↑Tue Dec 15, 2020 3:12 am
Jackie Robinson of country
I like how Charley is restrained while the others are pretending to rock out. Network standards of decency really held those hellraisers back.
Is that Gary Glitter??! He looks like Zeus in Tron Legacy or Ceasar in the Hunger Games. Same fake smile masking dead serious awareness of the bullshit the audience is eating up.
That Jesus and Flag setup is blasphemy.... but don't y'all dare shake your hips too much.
