Texas GOP Wants to Secede

[Mikey]

OK, I'm all for it. What can we do to make this happen? Just make sure you take Ellen Musk with you, OK?

Texas Republican Party passes resolution denying legitimacy of Biden's victory in presidential election

The Texas Republican Party officially rejected the results of the 2020 presidential election over the weekend, passing a resolution in its platform that falsely blames election fraud in five battleground states for President Joe Biden's victory over former President Donald Trump. The resolution refers to Mr. Biden as "acting" president.

"We reject the certified results of the 2020 Presidential election, and we hold that acting President Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. was not legitimately elected by the people of the United States," the resolution reads. It claims that the elections in five states violated Articles 1 and 2 of the Constitution because "various secretaries of state illegally circumvented their state legislatures in conducting their elections in multiple ways, including by allowing ballots to be received after November 3, 2020."

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https://www.cbsnews.com/news/texas-repu ... -election/

[Mikey]

If this actually happened, I might be be in favor building a border wall.

[Mikey]

You think Joe-Jah might be next? Maybe Florida or ‘Bammy?

[Mikey]

Not some single deranged wingnut.

You’re right. It’s a whole got-damn herd of ‘em.

[Mikey]

You think Joe-Jah might be next? Maybe Florida or ‘Bammy?

Why not? We need at least two different countries. Wouldn't that make you happy?

I’m all for it.

[Softball Bat]

Ted Cruz

Major asshat.

[Kierland]

You think Joe-Jah might be next? Maybe Florida or ‘Bammy?

Why not? We need at least two different countries. Wouldn't that make you happy?

Because only TX has the ability to succeed as part of their agreement to join USA. You didn’t go to ANY classes in HS did you? And we damn sure know you didn’t go to college.

And yes I have read TX v White, but that was before the wackos took over the court.

[Kierland]

I know you think of me every waking moment, which is creepy, but please don’t tell me you also dream about me.

[Kierland]

Epic melt.

[Kierland]

Creepiest melt in history.