T1B

Standings are getting congested, players. Impressively, 7 of the 10 real life players are over .500. Strong performances.

Odds to come later

WEEK 13 RESULTS

Screw 2-1
Roach 2-1
Poptart 2-1
TWIS 1-2
Biggie 2-1
Jobs 1-2
Donnie 2-1
Phibes 2-1
Smackie 2-1

WEEK 14 STANDINGS

Poptart 20-11 .645
Jobs 21-15 .583
Phibes 21-16 .568
Biggie 21-17 .553
TWIS 16-13 .552
Donnie 14-12 .538
Screwball 20-18 .526
Smackie 19-19 .500
JSC 13-17 .433
Bill in Houston (bot) 1-2 .333
Roach 12-22 .353

WEEK 14 ODDS

LV -6 LAR 44.5
MIN +2.5 DET 53
NYJ +9 BUF 44
BAL +2.5 PIT 37
PHI -7 NYG 45.5
CLE +6 CIN 47.5
JAX +4 TEN 41.5
HOU +17 DAL 45
KC -9 DEN 43
CAR +3.5 SEA 43.5
TB +3.5 SF 37
MIA -3 LAC 52.5
NE -1.5 ARI 44

Roach had a winning week!

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 06, 2022 12:33 pm Roach had a winning week!

Love Slob Ryan

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 06, 2022 12:33 pm Roach had a winning week!

TWIS' ass tastes turrible!

I’ve got Phibes (0.5 GB) and Jobs (1.0 GB) squarely in my sights.

Hope poptart doesn’t park it too far out of reach. Everybody loves a tight finish. Except Perk.

Heads up for SM...


I believe the over/under on PHI @ NYG is incorrect.

I think it is off by 10 pts.

Should be around 45.5, imo.


If anyone is inclined to bet the over/under on that game, hold off until SM gives the *OFFICIAL* ruling.

NYG +7



Thank you, SM!

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Thu Dec 08, 2022 8:04 am Heads up for SM...


I believe the over/under on PHI @ NYG is incorrect.

I think it is off by 10 pts.

Should be around 45.5, imo.


If anyone is inclined to bet the over/under on that game, hold off until SM gives the *OFFICIAL* ruling.

I fixed it. I wouldn't have changed it if someone had picked it already, but alas, no one had, so I made an EXECUTIVE DECISION.

SM wrote:I made an EXECUTIVE DECISION.

MIN @ DET over 53
HOU @ DAL under 45
MIA @ LAC under 52.5

LV -6

I'm afraid Baker Mayfield's 98 yds with no times-outs and less than 2:00 remaining in the game TD drive jammed a dick up the @ss of a lot of gamblers last night.

Glad nobody here had to suffer watching that finish.

Biggie wrote: ↑Thu Dec 08, 2022 6:50 amEverybody loves a tight finish. Except Perk.

Help me find my keys and we can drive this rig out of the cave.

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Fri Dec 09, 2022 1:33 pm

LV -6

I'm afraid Baker Mayfield's 98 yds with no times-outs and less than 2:00 remaining in the game TD drive jammed a dick up the @ss of a lot of gamblers last night.

Glad nobody here had to suffer watching that finish.

I did. I was desperate to get on here and pick the Raiders last night, but couldn't remember my login on my mobile. RACK Baker though.

LV -6
PHI -7
KC -9

CIN -6
DAL -17
SF -3.5

MIN + 2.5
NYJ + 9
CAR + 3.5

Raiders gonna raider, lol.

Roach wrote:LV -6

They already played - on Thursday.

With this pick, it would have been a very brutal ending for you.

Thanks Pops. Looks like my distraction saved me. Woowoo

NYJ +9
CLE +6
JAX +4

NYG/PHI under 45.5
TB/SF under 37
MIA/LAC over 52.5

Thanks Screwball

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sat Dec 10, 2022 11:12 pm They already played - on Thursday.

With this pick, it would have been a very brutal ending for you.

KC -9
TB +3.5 SF 37 - Over
MIA -3

Biggie wrote: ↑Sun Dec 11, 2022 6:44 am NYG/PHI under 45.5
TB/SF under 37
MIA/LAC over 52.5

Thanks Screwball

I uhh...have some bad news for you. And it might get worse.

None of ‘em were even close. I suck.

Couple of you can sniff my ass as I move by in the standings.

Biggie wrote: ↑Mon Dec 12, 2022 4:48 am None of ‘em were even close. I suck.

Don't worry.
You are still over .500.

Now we are coming into the stretch run!