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Kellyanne Conway To Divorce Husband George After 22 Years Of Marriage



Of course 80% of the article is about Trump because MSN doesn't know how to breathe without obsessing about The Donald but let's not get bogged down in that for this thread. Can we agree in a bipartisan way that this woman is completely unfuckable? I'm talking about now, not ten years ago.
I would have made a run at her ten years ago with come duct tape and twine but today..no way. Even if you're a necrophiliac and think it would be fun to fuck an animated corpse and shatter her brittle hips, her voice is like sand grating against the tip of my dick. No way I stay hard while she has organs of communication. She'd have to be fully dead before I could nut in that bag of bones.

Your thoughts?

A threesome with her and SarahCuda (you betcha) would be epcot.

Donnie Baker wrote: ↑Mon Mar 06, 2023 3:39 pm Can we agree in a bipartisan way that this woman is completely unfuckable? I'm talking about now, not ten years ago.
I would have made a run at her ten years ago with come duct tape and twine but today..no way. Even if you're a necrophiliac and think it would be fun to fuck an animated corpse and shatter her brittle hips, her voice is like sand grating against the tip of my dick. No way I stay hard while she has organs of communication. She'd have to be fully dead before I could nut in that bag of bones.

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Mon Mar 06, 2023 10:13 pm

Donnie Baker wrote: ↑Mon Mar 06, 2023 3:39 pm Can we agree in a bipartisan way that this woman is completely unfuckable? I'm talking about now, not ten years ago.
I would have made a run at her ten years ago with come duct tape and twine but today..no way. Even if you're a necrophiliac and think it would be fun to fuck an animated corpse and shatter her brittle hips, her voice is like sand grating against the tip of my dick. No way I stay hard while she has organs of communication. She'd have to be fully dead before I could nut in that bag of bones.

This is that glitch in the AI that got the 24/7 Seinfeld AI show canceled when it had Kramer do a racist stand up.

While Conway does seem to have a look of a Beavis and Butthead character sprung to life, and though she was tasked with the trying duty of explaining Orange Man's comments and complaints, the fact is that she was the sharpest and ablest White House press secretary in decades. She will eat your lunch on any topic while speaking without notes or prepared talking points--unlike the utter hack currently dodging and weaving on behalf of Gibberin' Joe..

She was never press secretary. She may have been fuckable 30 years ago maybe.

My bad, she was "senior counselor," but functioned as a spokesperson--same thing. :grin:

Yes you digress… a lot.

She deserves respect, regardless of Orange Man. And let's remember, Orange Man was duly elected because of the promises he made--which were so eagerly appreciated by the American public. But despite some initial pawings, Orange Man completely defaulted upon his mandate, abandoning and ignoring the very issues upon which he'd claimed to stand.

And while he's once again robotically reciting the exact same boasts, it's the same bullshit. And since he's a total puppet of the Knesset, let's ask...why???

OTSAI

Lying AI.

JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Tue Mar 07, 2023 11:34 am
You forgot that the other side literally decided to destroy him from BEFORE the inauguration even?
The outgoing administration was LITERALLY, actively going after him.
The entire democrat party was purposely sabatoging his presidency 24/7.
The fact that he accomplished what he did, is BEYOND INCREDIBLE.

A corrupt left-wing machine that did nothing but lie about him nonstop.
Despite all this, his presidency makes the current administration look like an incompetent shitshow.

Even his enemies should admit this much.

He got a lot of good accomplished. If he could have faked being a decent human being, he could have done so much more. But he had to be a petty, narcissistic, childish, illiterate, bombastic turd.

Booger wrote: ↑Tue Mar 07, 2023 5:46 pm

JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Tue Mar 07, 2023 11:34 am
You forgot that the other side literally decided to destroy him from BEFORE the inauguration even?
The outgoing administration was LITERALLY, actively going after him.
The entire democrat party was purposely sabatoging his presidency 24/7.
The fact that he accomplished what he did, is BEYOND INCREDIBLE.

A corrupt left-wing machine that did nothing but lie about him nonstop.
Despite all this, his presidency makes the current administration look like an incompetent shitshow.

Even his enemies should admit this much.

He got a lot of good accomplished. If he could have faked being a decent human being, he could have done so much more. But he had to be a petty, narcissistic, childish, illiterate, bombastic turd.

Yeah sedition is sweet. Fuck off traitor.

Denial.

JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Tue Mar 07, 2023 8:37 pm

Kierland wrote: ↑Tue Mar 07, 2023 8:16 pm

Booger wrote: ↑Tue Mar 07, 2023 5:46 pm
Even his enemies should admit this much.

He got a lot of good accomplished. If he could have faked being a decent human being, he could have done so much more. But he had to be a petty, narcissistic, childish, illiterate, bombastic turd.

Yeah sedition is sweet. Fuck off traitor.

There is no sedition. Keep being a brainwashed delusional little cocksucker.

First, let's set aside the vaccine mandates and Orange Man's full support of Fauci. Strike one. Then, let's look at his intial efforts of stemming illegal immigration--including the stylish Muslim ban--though such efforts petered out quickly, and no wall was built--literally or figuratively. Obama deported far more illegals than Orange Man. Strike two. And then there was the BLM "racial reckoning" on his watch--cities across the country being assailed by anarchist mobs of Woke SJWs and "antifa" scum. And what did Orange man do besides his usual frothing bloviations? Jack fucking squat. Strike three--and fuck Orange Man entirely. :wink:

Bullshit. the idea that Orange Man somehow imposed a Pax Americana by the sheer force of personality is exactly the demented projection which he believes and thus blathers nonstop. See how that pathological condition self-feeds and like a swollen prostate just keeps growing?

Who were these "enemies" who were supposedly intimidated into being flacid and dormant? China? With the exception of absorbing Tibet, China has never invaded anyone. And they haven't done so with Gibberin' Joe either. Their campaign of hegemony--unmatched since the Mongols--proceeds without a shot being fired. And as for NK, Orange Man was diplomatically fellating Fat Boy--who did not change his behavior at all. And as for the Middle East, Orange Man's ordered assassination of the top Iranian general was not only thoroughly criminal, but rash, stupid, and dangerous--creating a real mandate for revenge. And of course Orange Man saved his best fellating for the bone-saw "Kingdom" and its Wahabi lunatic gangster leader. But ultimately as a longtime money laundering "whale" for the "Russian/Ukrainian" mob hubbed in Tel Aviv, Orange Man is both owned and protected by the Knesset--which is code for the Likud (which had previously been the Irgun gang)...

Booger wrote: ↑Tue Mar 07, 2023 5:46 pm He got a lot of good accomplished

BUT BUT BUT don't call me Buttspr4y!

Y’all are hilarious. But it’s cool.

Trump actually did do a lot of good. He’s just an asshole.

Who told you he was a "terrorist"? Why would you believe anything from the Knesset? You forgot to say... :wink:

JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Tue Mar 07, 2023 11:31 pm

Kierland wrote: ↑Tue Mar 07, 2023 9:38 pmDenial.

Ok.
When he gets inaugurated in January 25, we'll see who's in denial, won't we.

Why is lard @ss even running?

They supposedly stole the election from him last time.
Remember?

He somehow thinks they will not steal it from him this time?






Dump fanboys are some of the dumbest fvcks on earth.

AI traitor

I'll pick the candidate who has the game rigged in their favor. Y'all can fight over whom that is.

Donnie Baker wrote: ↑Wed Mar 08, 2023 10:07 pm I'll pick the candidate who has the game rigged in their favor. Y'all can fight over whom that is.

The Republican candidate.

Sincerely,
The Electoral College

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Wed Mar 08, 2023 10:21 pm

Donnie Baker wrote: ↑Wed Mar 08, 2023 10:07 pm I'll pick the candidate who has the game rigged in their favor. Y'all can fight over whom that is.

The Republican candidate.

Sincerely,
The Electoral College

Aaannnd we're off!

JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Wed Mar 08, 2023 6:29 am

LTS TRN 2 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 08, 2023 6:08 am Who told you he was a "terrorist"? Why would you believe anything from the Knesset? You forgot to say... :wink:

Looks like you aren't very well educated.
The general is the very definition of a terrorist, as evidenced by his successful killings around the globe, including American military men and women.

Just the fact that you deny this, puts you on the same exact level as the tards Kierland and Diego.

I totally understand why you've taken the side of the mullahs and extremists who rule Iran.
It's called being duped and manipulated.

These regimes you embrace are fascist. Thanks for sharing. At least I know where you stand.

What utter gibberish. Iran has been systematically attacked and undermined by the U.S./British/Israeli axis since 1954 when they facillitated a coup and murdered the duly elected (and secular) leader. And Iran hasn't attacked anyone since Darius II. And consider who is their enemy--the bone-saw "Kingdom" as well as the Zionist race-state experiment. There's no reason whatsoever that the U.S. should consider Iran an "enemy" at all--oh, except that Iran, like Russia, is not beholden to the central banks.

As for the general, there's no evidence of him committing any murders or crimes at all. This is just the standard bullshit propaganda that inisisted Saddam had WMDs, and that Assad is a "monster."

But the issue here is Orange Man. You seem to have this blow-dried version of his achievements--exactly how he boasts of them. But let's consider just what a moron Orange Man really is. As much as I abhor Gibberin' Joe and his hooknosed handlers, Biden is actually much sharper than Orange Man--and that's fucking scary. Look, here's a direct quote from Orange Man, no elipses, verbatim:

“Fentanyl is a big problem. In fact with the ISIS caliphate, a certain general said, it can only be done in three years, it probably cannot be done it all, sir. And I did it in three weeks. I went over to Iraq. Met a great general. ‘Sir, I can do it in three weeks.’ You heard that story.”


Here's another, with Orange man explaining how he..??

“I stood firm against the forces of anarchy and decay. I arrested the Marxists who toppled statues of our great heroes in Washington, D.C. I arrested them. They were knocking down the most beautiful artwork, the most beautiful statues of great heroes. They didn't even know who they were, they just wanted anarchy.”

In fact he did nothing to stop the toppling of hundreds of staues of Columbus and other American heros. Zero. Zip. Nada. And yet he just boasts and brags--buying his own stock. :doh:

Jsc810 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 08, 2023 10:28 pm Dude, you were the one who said:

JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Wed Mar 08, 2023 8:05 pm president trump will easily reclaim the presidency

I'm saying that will not happen. I offered a bet on your exact words, and of course you now are backing away.

Of course.

And I'm beginning to think you are a bot. Of course I'm disgusted with Gibberin' Joe, and you don't need to recite his flaws and corruption. But you clearly know nothing about Iran or its history--ancient or modern--and you're similarly cocooned in the folds of propaganda vilifying Iran--as well as Russia.

But again, the issue is Orange Man. He is a total fraud who bailed on his promises even though he continues to blather and boast like the true pathological nutjob that he's always been. And he's in the way of a DeSantis presidency--which is necessary and most welcome. :wink:

“Beginning to think”

You’re late to the party pal.

So you're saying that Orange Man is invading? Has breached and is issuing demands? Well what do we do? :?

https://youtu.be/kNVNqR_FgOY