T1B

Apparently Kierland is equipped to "school" The Ghost of Donnie Baker on any topic.

Well, Nancy, this is the topic. Let's see what you got.

I do not like the way you smack.
I do not like that you’re a hack.
I do not like your teeth of plaque.
I think you smoke way too much crack.
Your mom says the same when on her back.
So take the empty scrot you call a sack
And feed your face with more Prozac.

Kierland stole a cadaver hand
Its flesh was white as snow
No one would touch his dick
So he fucked it nice and slow

Don't think him a freak
Or an evil cheir
He just wanted to get a nut
Like someone else was there

He took it to jail one day
Stroked every perp in Cell Block C
Worked that dead hand til it emptied their glands
And charged his nominal fee

Now they're all pissed
Cuz they didn't understand his jive
When Kierland promised
He could get them off in three to five

Get an original idea.

Donnie wrote:He took it to jail one day
Stroked every perp in Cell Block C
Worked that dead hand til it emptied their glands
And charged his nominal fee

lol



Is this one of those old fashioned call out threads?

Where smack us run, feelings are hurt, people vow revenge, and thread is given a place in the archives, right next to epic, historic fl@t earth threads?

:smile:

No
DB was a twat and nobody actually cares about him or his ghost.
I was just humoring him.

Kierland wrote: ↑Tue Aug 08, 2023 12:50 am No
DB was a twat and nobody actually cares about him or his ghost.
I was just humoring him.

He is far more entertaining than you, and apparently a lot smarter.

Btw I have never used stature smack on you, but you do exhibit classic little-man complex behavior. Fear of being inadequate and a loser.

You do now who started the thread right. You like to type words you have no idea how to use.

To say I'm not impressed by this Smack Clinic is to understate it by several orders of magnitude.

It appears our resident Smack Tutor is already tapping out of this thread? What? Just one day after declaring he could school me on any topic he's "just humoring [Donnie]." What kind of bullshit is this? I was promised a schooling, dammit, and all I got was a 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 rhyme scheme using single syllable words? That's pretty fucking pathetic. Now, don't get me wrong, I appreciate an entire 7 lines of text without a yellow flag, white flag, nazi, snowflake, or white supremacist reference. That must have been a herculean effort in itself, and I appreciate it. Nevertheless, I ran Kierland's opening salvo through Wordcalc's Readability Calculator and the results are Hil-Ar-i-Ous!

Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 0.1

BWAAHAHAHYAYAHAHAHA!

The highly educated attorney who claims to be smarter-er and better-er than everybody at everything has yet to turn words into smack above a kindergarten reading level. That's staggeringly hilarious. Simply stunning in its blundering arrogance. Why would you call someone out and then immediately piss on your own feet? If you lack the skills to follow through, you shouldn't call people out. If you're going to call someone out, you better have the toolkit to execute as promised. Pretty obvious stuff most of us learn in 2nd grade but Kierland managed to fuck up both ends of the spectrum. Alas, perhaps he can turn it around. It's not too late. This thread can go on as long as it takes.

So what do you say, Kierland? Would you like to try schooling Donnie again? Are you capable?

Donnie wrote:Nevertheless, I ran Kierland's opening salvo through Wordcalc's Readability Calculator and the results are Hil-Ar-i-Ous!

Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 0.1

BWAAHAHAHYAYAHAHAHA!

“I hate repetition so all I type is “you atty can’t even English” over an over.”

Outstanding!

blundering arrogance

“Lots of shit going on from nazis to pigs to traitors. I’m going after the guy calling them out ‘cause that sounds pretty arrogant.

Lick those boots!

Kierland wrote: ↑Tue Aug 08, 2023 3:49 pm “I hate repetition so all I type is “you atty can’t even English” over an over.”

Oh...so like you did here:

Kierland wrote: ↑Tue Aug 08, 2023 2:13 am You like to type words you have no idea how to use.

I'm ready for you to stop kicking your own ass and make with the epic schooling of Donnie Baker. Enough flitting around. Bring the pain, Smack King!

“IKYABWAI.”

You’re killing it dude. I might need to tap out soon.

This thread is entertaining. Props to Donnie's Ghost and Kierland for bringing the funny.

I’m glad you’re enjoying it, but from my perspective if his smack was a spice it would be flour. He is the human equivalent of a participation award. He is the undercooked pizza of T1B. I sometimes wonder if I threw a stick would he leave? His ass is jealous of all the shit that comes out of his mouth. I’m sure he was conceived in the back of a van rolling down the highway as we all know that’s where most accidents happen. He’s so horrible he thinks describing him is me insulting him. And we all know why he won’t post his family tree, because it’s a cactus due to everyone being a prick.

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/p ... 234817532/

Why is the rolling stone always calling people Nazis? Stupid repetitive fish wrap.