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Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2023 3:44 pm**

Britney Spears' Memoir is about to drop. Family buttholes are puckering over how many uncomfortable truths and half-truths are in this thing.

This should ignite the smoldering drama within the Spears family and is undoubtedly more interesting than the Kelce/Swift relationship.

Pop some corn and settle in. I invented some odds. Make your 3 Best Bets

Britney Drunk In Public (under/over 10/31/2023)
Britney Arrested (over/under 10/31/2023)
Britney Enters Rehab (under/over 11/15/2023)
[father] Jamie Spears files for another conservatorship (under/over 2/14/2024)
Memoir claims sexual abuse by a family member (+110)
Britney survives overdose, but requires hospitalization (over/under 4/30/2024)
Britney does not survive overdose (over/under 10/01/2024)
"Justin made me get an abortion." (-125)

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2023 3:54 pm**

The fact that millions of people will read that garbage is disgusting. Rather than reading Ukrainian history or about Xi Jinping or Alabama football

or a billion other important things, that’s the shit that sells.

Sad.

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2023 4:05 pm**

This is a gimmee
Memoir claims sexual abuse by a family member (+110)

Britney does not survive overdose (over/under 10/01/2024)
Over. But do we have to wait 20 years to see if we win?

Britney Enters Rehab (under/over 11/15/2023) Over

And how dare you use arbitrary methods in odds making. This is serious pro shit.

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2023 4:29 pm**

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 3:44 pm I invented some odds. Make your 3 Best Bets

Britney Drunk In Public (under/over 10/31/2023)
Britney Arrested (over/under 10/31/2023)
Britney Enters Rehab (under/over 11/15/2023)
[father] Jamie Spears files for another conservatorship (under/over 2/14/2024)
Memoir claims sexual abuse by a family member (+110)
Britney survives overdose, but requires hospitalization (over/under 4/30/2024)
Britney does not survive overdose (over/under 10/01/2024)

:smile: :smile: :smile:

This was funny. But honestly, who's gonna read this thing? She's old, a has-been, and irrelevant. I feel sorry for her. She's obviously mentally unwell.

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2023 4:30 pm**

Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 3:54 pm The fact that millions of people will read that garbage is disgusting. Rather than reading Ukrainian history or about Xi Jinping or Alabama football or a billion other important things, that’s the shit that sells.

Sad.

Agreed HighPantyBunch is a stupid POS.

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2023 4:39 pm**

Meat Head wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 4:05 pm
And how dare you use arbitrary methods in odds making. This is serious pro shit.

The lines are live so I don't have to listen to kcdave shit his panties about it.

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2023 5:00 pm**

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 4:29 pm I feel sorry for her. She's obviously mentally unwell.

Hmmm..but Dylan Mulvaney is fine.

Gotcha.

Kierland wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 4:30 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 3:54 pm The fact that millions of people will read that garbage is disgusting. Rather than reading Ukrainian history or about Xi Jinping or Alabama football or a billion other important things, that’s the shit that sells.

Sad.
Agreed HighPantyBunch is a stupid POS.

You made that up.

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2023 5:05 pm**

Who?

Does this place have rules anymore?

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2023 5:24 pm**

FiatLux wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 5:05 pm Who?

Does this place have rules anymore?

Posting pics of women (biological edition) in various stages of undress has been defined as sophomoric by the board's moral compass. Don't blame me, your board god gets to redefine rules around here, apparently.

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2023 5:32 pm**

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 4:29 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 3:44 pm I invented some odds. Make your 3 Best Bets

Britney Drunk In Public (under/over 10/31/2023)
Britney Arrested (over/under 10/31/2023)
Britney Enters Rehab (under/over 11/15/2023)
[father] Jamie Spears files for another conservatorship (under/over 2/14/2024)
Memoir claims sexual abuse by a family member (+110)
Britney survives overdose, but requires hospitalization (over/under 4/30/2024)
Britney does not survive overdose (over/under 10/01/2024)
:smile: :smile: :smile:

This was funny. But honestly, who's gonna read this thing? She's old, a has-been, and irrelevant. I feel sorry for her. She's obviously mentally unwell.

HighColonicEnema has it preordered on Amazon.

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2023 5:42 pm**

Mikey wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 5:32 pm HighColonicEnema has it preordered on Amazon.

If this is a comparison to HyCylonic from SCIII I'll take the compliment.

I don't have the book on preorder but I'll admit I thought about it. I don't really have time for page turning. I wish Joan Rivers was still alive. Her analysis of Brittney's tell-all would be worth $4.39/month.

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2023 6:04 pm**

Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 5:00 pm
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 4:29 pm I feel sorry for her. She's obviously mentally unwell.
Hmmm..but Dylan Mulvaney is fine.

Gotcha.

Kierland wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 4:30 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 3:54 pm The fact that millions of people will read that garbage is disgusting. Rather than reading Ukrainian history or about Xi Jinping or Alabama football or a billion other important things, that’s the shit that sells.

Sad.
Agreed HighPantyBunch is a stupid POS.
You made that up.

No I used evidence.

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2023 6:19 pm**

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 5:42 pm
Mikey wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 5:32 pm HighColonicEnema has it preordered on Amazon.
If this is a comparison to HyCylonic from SCIII I'll take the compliment.

It isn’t.

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2023 6:27 pm**

FiatLux wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 5:05 pm Who?

Does this place have rules anymore?

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2023 6:34 pm**

The last two posts in this thread are the worst things I have ever seen.

I hate you people so much.

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2023 6:40 pm**

Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 6:27 pm
FiatLux wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 5:05 pm Who?

Does this place have rules anymore?

This is a ban-able offense.

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2023 6:45 pm**

Looks like nobody had: “Justin made me get an abortion” on their bingo card.

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2023 6:48 pm**

I just noticed that Spears has absolutely no hips to speak of.

Oh, and familial sexual shenanigans will be quoted in the memoir.

Carry on...

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2023 7:18 pm**

Kierland wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 6:45 pm Looks like nobody had: “Justin made me get an abortion” on their bingo card.

You're right. I'll add it to the Britney's 3BB contest.

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2023 7:25 pm**

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 6:34 pm The last two posts in this thread are the worst things I have ever seen.

I hate you people so much.

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2023 7:26 pm**

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 6:40 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 6:27 pm
FiatLux wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 5:05 pm Who?

Does this place have rules anymore?

This is a ban-able offense.

I agree!

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2023 7:27 pm**

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 7:18 pm
Kierland wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 6:45 pm Looks like nobody had: “Justin made me get an abortion” on their bingo card.
You're right. I'll add it to the Britney's 3BB contest.

Will this be like betting on Thursdays game on Sunday?

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2023 8:22 pm**

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 3:44 pm Britney Spears' Memoir is about to drop. Family buttholes are puckering over how many uncomfortable truths and half-truths are in this thing.

This should ignite the smoldering drama within the Spears family and is undoubtedly more interesting than the Kelce/Swift relationship.

Pop some corn and settle in. I invented some odds. Make your 3 Best Bets

Britney Drunk In Public (under/over 10/31/2023)
Britney Arrested (over/under 10/31/2023)
Britney Enters Rehab (under/over 11/15/2023)
[father] Jamie Spears files for another conservatorship (under/over 2/14/2024)
Memoir claims sexual abuse by a family member (+110)
Britney survives overdose, but requires hospitalization (over/under 4/30/2024)
Britney does not survive overdose (over/under 10/01/2024)
"Justin made me get an abortion." (-125)

Britney Spears is a victim of the Hollywood pedophile pipeline.
She deserves prayers, not mockery.

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2023 8:23 pm**

Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 6:27 pm
FiatLux wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 5:05 pm Who?

Does this place have rules anymore?

The fuck???

Security!!!

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2023 8:45 pm**

FiatLux wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 8:23 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 6:27 pm
FiatLux wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 5:05 pm Who?

Does this place have rules anymore?

The fuck???

Security!!!

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2023 9:48 pm**

Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 3:54 pm The fact that millions of people will read that garbage is disgusting.

I'll wait for the illustrated version to come out.

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2023 9:54 pm**

Have you ever read a book without pictures?

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2023 10:18 pm**

The Seer wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 9:48 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 3:54 pm The fact that millions of people will read that garbage is disgusting.
I'll wait for the illustrated version to come out.

You monster! She needs PRAYERS!

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2023 3:05 am**

I'll cross threads here: Britney's Discharge was a solid poster too.

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2023 3:07 am**

Scott from Anaheim wrote: ↑Wed Oct 18, 2023 3:05 am I'll cross threads here: Britney's Discharge was a solid poster too.

Nice ~~snatch~~catch.

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2023 3:11 pm**

It was an Abortion!

"Britney Spears says in memoir she had an abortion after pregnancy with Justin Timberlake"

https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/rcna120795

All part of the marketing scheme to sell this pig fodder of a book.

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2023 3:54 pm**

Nice glass dick to your own twat.

Posted: **Thu Oct 19, 2023 12:40 am**

Three Locks:

Britney Drunk In Public (under/over 10/31/2023)

Memoir claims sexual abuse by a family member (+110)

"Justin made me get an abortion." (-125)

Posted: **Thu Oct 19, 2023 1:08 am**

Kierland wrote: ↑Wed Oct 18, 2023 3:54 pm Nice glass dick to your own twat.

Yeah ok.

Posted: **Thu Oct 19, 2023 1:43 am**

88BuckeyeGrad wrote: ↑Thu Oct 19, 2023 12:40 am "Justin made me get an abortion." (-125)

Too late, this already came out

Posted: **Thu Oct 19, 2023 2:08 am**

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Thu Oct 19, 2023 1:43 am
88BuckeyeGrad wrote: ↑Thu Oct 19, 2023 12:40 am "Justin made me get an abortion." (-125)
Too late, this already came out

Was the announcement made on a Thursday?

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