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Morgan Freeman gives birth to twins
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2023 6:46 am
by The Seer
A 70-year-old woman has given birth to twins following IVF treatment, a hospital in Uganda has said.
Safina Namukwaya delivered a boy and a girl via caesarean at a fertility centre in the capital, Kampala.
Ms Namukwaya, who is is one of the oldest women to give birth, told local media it was a "miracle".
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-67577038
Re: Morgan Freeman gives birth to twins
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2023 5:14 pm
by HighPlainsGrifter
Glad to hear they have fertility clinics in Uganda. I'd hate for those sand rats to run out of kids they can't feed.
Re: Morgan Freeman gives birth to twins
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2023 8:11 pm
by mvscal
Re: Morgan Freeman gives birth to twins
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2023 8:56 pm
by Mikey
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sun Dec 03, 2023 5:14 pm
Glad to hear they have fertility clinics in Uganda. I'd hate for those sand rats to run out of kids they can't feed.
I don’t think there’s a whole lot of sand (i.e. desert) in Uganda. But don’t let that get in the way of your hilariously ignorant racism.
Carry on.
Re: Morgan Freeman gives birth to twins
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2023 10:08 pm
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mikey wrote: ↑Sun Dec 03, 2023 8:56 pm
I don’t think there’s a whole lot of sand (i.e. desert) in Uganda. But don’t let that get in the way of your hilariously ignorant racism.
What does race have to do with mouths outnumbering sandwiches? Seems you're the one fixated on race.
Re: Morgan Freeman gives birth to twins
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2023 11:19 pm
by Mikey
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sun Dec 03, 2023 10:08 pm
Mikey wrote: ↑Sun Dec 03, 2023 8:56 pm
I don’t think there’s a whole lot of sand (i.e. desert) in Uganda. But don’t let that get in the way of your hilariously ignorant racism.
What does race have to do with mouths outnumbering sandwiches? Seems you're the one fixated on race.
Sand rats? Seriously? Go Fuck Yourself. Twice.
Re: Morgan Freeman gives birth to twins
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:22 pm
by HighPlainsGrifter
I accept your correction. Not very sandy. Mostly mud. I'm not 100% sure but it appears most of Uganda's sand was blown westward into your vagina.
Jungle rats suit you better, good buddy?
Re: Morgan Freeman gives birth to twins
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:47 am
by mvscal
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:22 pm
I accept your correction. Not very sandy. Mostly mud. I'm not 100% sure but it appears most of Uganda's sand was blown westward into your vagina.
Jungle rats suit you better, good buddy?
Jungle bunnies.
Re: Morgan Freeman gives birth to twins
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 10:09 am
by kcdave
Re: Morgan Freeman gives birth to twins
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 7:09 pm
by Diego in Seattle
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:22 pm
I accept your correction. Not very sandy. Mostly mud. I'm not 100% sure but it appears most of Uganda's sand was blown westward into your vagina.
Jungle rats suit you better, good buddy?
Klu Klux Grifter thinks that he's being funny.
He's not.
Re: Morgan Freeman gives birth to twins
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 9:08 pm
by Mikey
Yeah, he said vagina. That's pretty funny.
Our standards for "humor" and "smack" at T1B have really fallen.
Re: Morgan Freeman gives birth to twins
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2023 3:54 pm
by mvscal
Nice white flag.
Re: Morgan Freeman gives birth to twins
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2023 3:59 pm
by Mikey
mvscal wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 3:54 pm
Nice white flag.
Traitor.
Re: Morgan Freeman gives birth to twins
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2023 4:49 pm
by Sudden Sam
Oh no!
Pleeeeeez…