And the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor goes to ......
Re: he made the Big Time at last
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2024 6:44 pm
by HighPlainsGrifter
It's probably safe to assume JTR is playing a young Richard Simmons while Pauly Shore plays an older Richard Simmons. This movie could be pretty good. I'll give it a review when it comes out.
Re: he made the Big Time at last
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2024 8:26 pm
by Screw_Michigan
"Clones, save your 'What you call crank in the face, I call Saturday night--Richard Simmons' emails."
20 years later, and JtR STILL hasn't gotten laid. Hope this new role pays him enough to fix that problem.
Safe to say to say...his Heiman has not been broken.
Re: he made the Big Time at last
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2024 1:39 am
by Roux
Tonight is the premier of The Court Jester. JTR walking the red carpet and all that. Happy for the guy.
Re: he made the Big Time at last
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2024 2:58 am
by Mikey
Not to try and detract from Jesse’s big weekend, but this film is a short, not a feature, that’s being screened in Park City tonight. It will be available on YouTube later. Apparently Shore is cast to play Richard Simmons in an “unrelated, yet to be named, biopic that hasn’t yet started production.
I sort of doubt that there will be a red carpet. But rack JTR anyway.
Re: he made the Big Time at last
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2024 1:35 am
by mvscal
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Wed Jan 17, 2024 6:44 pm
It's probably safe to assume JTR is playing a young Richard Simmons while Pauly Shore plays an older Richard Simmons. This movie could be pretty good. I'll give it a review when it comes out.
OK, so I wasted two minutes of my life watching a trailer for a biographical movie about somebody I don't give a fuck about, starring somebody I don't give a fuck about and co-starring somebody I give even less of a fuck about if that is actually even possible. No, JTR is not playing young Richard Simmons.
This has the potential to be the worst movie ever made. The ingredients are all there.
Re: he made the Big Time at last
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2024 1:44 am
by Softball Bat
mvscal wrote:This has the potential to be the worst movie ever made. The ingredients are all there.
Maybe, but I give it a thumbs up, just because it gives us something to chatter about in here.
Re: he made the Big Time at last
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2024 5:39 am
by Carson
This place sucks horse cock.
Re: he made the Big Time at last
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:07 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
I thought this was a Peter Gabriel obit thread.
Re: he made the Big Time at last
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:46 pm
by Screw_Michigan
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:07 pm
I thought this was a Peter Gabriel obit thread.
Thankfully not
Re: he made the Big Time at last
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2024 3:46 am
by L45B
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:07 pm
I thought this was a Peter Gabriel obit thread.
Did he die before Phil Collins??
I don’t remember
I don’t recall
I’ve got no memory
Of anything at all
Re: he made the Big Time at last
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2024 4:11 am
by Rootbeer
Congrats to JtR.
Life sure dealt him a weird hand but he played it better than I would have. If there ever was a genetic 2-7 off-suit it's that kid's unfortunate mix of jewfro, rosacea, pumpkin head, and permanent fat layer.
Re: he made the Big Time at last
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2024 1:31 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Rootbeer wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 4:11 am
If there ever was a genetic 2-7 off-suit it's that kid's unfortunate mix of jewfro, rosacea, pumpkin head, and permanent fat layer.
JFC
Re: he made the Big Time at last
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2024 1:02 am
by Sudden Sam
Tired of the Peter Gabriel references.
Re: he made the Big Time at last
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2024 3:13 pm
by Smackie Chan
Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Wed Jan 24, 2024 1:02 am
Tired of the Peter Gabriel references.
Re: he made the Big Time at last
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2024 4:54 pm
by Sudden Sam
Webb is a big Mott/Hunter fan. He also covered “Original Mixed-Up Kid”.
