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Posted: **Thu May 02, 2024 4:07 pm**

Link

Catching Freedom, Forever Young, Fierceness

But I'm not sure what order yet.

Longshot: Domestic Product.

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2024 4:29 pm**

How come there's no horse since Secretariat, that is anywhere near as great?
He must've been a genetic freak, a. "One-off"
Like Nolan Ryan.

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2024 4:46 pm**

5 put down, 1 permanently retired.

They should call Noemnuts in to help out. She’d prolly do it for free to show how ~~macho~~ MAGAt she is.

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2024 5:20 pm**

Mikey wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2024 4:46 pm 5 put down, 1 permanently retired.

They should call Noemnuts in to help out. She’d prolly do it for free to show how ~~macho~~ MAGAt she is.

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2024 5:20 pm**

I saw the original post, Mikey. You sure it was worth the edit just for a petty political pot shot?

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2024 5:46 pm**

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2024 5:20 pm I saw the original post, Mikey. You sure it was worth the edit just for a petty political pot shot?

In a word…yes.
Any more questions?

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2024 5:50 pm**

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2024 5:20 pm I saw the original post, Mikey. You sure it was worth the edit just for a petty political pot shot?

Tell Mikey to show up at one of these campuses with an American Flag!!! I'm sure his fellow left-wing racist democrats will embrace him lovingly, with a shank.

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2024 5:54 pm**

"Call it"

The one most juiced up that doesn't die too fast.

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2024 5:56 pm**

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2024 5:20 pm I saw the original post, Mikey. You sure it was worth the edit just for a petty political pot shot?

Funny, I haven’t seen you bitch at all about JPGettingassfucked turning almost every thread into a multi-post multi-paragraph pointless political word salad. Why is that?

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2024 5:58 pm**

JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2024 5:50 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2024 5:20 pm I saw the original post, Mikey. You sure it was worth the edit just for a petty political pot shot?
Tell Mikey to show up at one of these campuses with an American Flag!!! I'm sure his fellow left-wing racist democrats will embrace him lovingly, with a shank.

What campuses are you talking about? Did you forget which thread you’re currently shitting on? Moron.

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2024 5:59 pm**

Mikey wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2024 5:56 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2024 5:20 pm I saw the original post, Mikey. You sure it was worth the edit just for a petty political pot shot?
Funny, I haven’t seen you bitch at all about JPGettingassfucked turning almost every thread into a multi-post multi-paragraph pointless political word salad. Why is that?

This was a horse racing thread with no politics at all until you couldn't control yourself.

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2024 6:02 pm**

Nice non-answer.

So what’s your call on the race?

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2024 6:04 pm**

Mikey wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2024 5:58 pm Did you forget which thread you’re currently shitting on? Moron.

Cosign.

Keep the politics to their relevant threads, dickholes.

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2024 6:10 pm**

The Bob Baffert/Ben Johnson Invitational

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2024 6:29 pm**

Mikey wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2024 5:56 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2024 5:20 pm I saw the original post, Mikey. You sure it was worth the edit just for a petty political pot shot?
Funny, I haven’t seen you bitch at all about JPGettingassfucked turning almost every thread into a multi-post multi-paragraph pointless political word salad. Why is that?

I pointed out that there haven't been any horses approaching the level of a secretariat, asking if anyone knew why that was.
That's timely and relevant and surely thought provoking.

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2024 6:35 pm**

Mikey wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2024 6:02 pm Nice non-answer.

So what’s your call on the race?

I am bad at animal abuse competition. I don't travel in Roux's social circles so I don't get any casual exposure to horse race chatter. Don't know a single one of these horses, their pedigree, or their owners. But I'm always open to a wild guess.

How do we play this game? Pick three in the top ten?

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2024 8:54 pm**

As you would at the track. Win, place, show. Exactas and trifectas if that's your thing.

Many years ago, my mother had a few horses that would race at the south Florida tracks. To be clear, they were nowhere remotely close to being Derby contenders, but we did make it to the winners circle a few times in some very low graded races.
Still, it was fun to watch them race. When I go to the track, I'll usually break even, and that's good enough for me.

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2024 9:32 pm**

RIP Zyclod....now a patch on a blanket.

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2024 9:40 pm**

Wait. Zyclone died?

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2024 9:54 pm**

Roux wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2024 8:54 pm As you would at the track. Win, place, show. Exactas and trifectas if that's your thing.

Many years ago, my mother had a few horses that would race at the south Florida tracks. To be clear, they were nowhere remotely close to being Derby contenders, but we did make it to the winners circle a few times in some very low graded races.
Still, it was fun to watch them race. When I go to the track, I'll usually break even, and that's good enough for me.

Are we all playing exactas and trifectas? What are the rules here? Will Stat Boy keep track of the score?

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2024 10:58 pm**

Not sure I could name a 'sport' that I could care less about. Well, maybe women's basketball. Yes... women's basketball it is.

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2024 11:08 pm**

I'll take Heartache by a nose.

Now the race is on
And here comes pride in the backstretch
Heartache's goin' to the inside
My tears are holdin' back
They're tryin' not to fall

My heart's out of the runnin'
True love's scratched for another's sake
The race is on and it looks like heartache
And the winner loses all

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2024 11:17 pm**

HPG was winning this thread by a couple lengths until

I am bad at animal abuse competition.

Come on, man.

I have my annual calcutta tomorrow and then will throw down on the Most Exciting 2 Minutes in Sports. Good thread Roo.

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2024 11:44 pm**

Mikey wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2024 11:08 pm I'll take Heartache by a nose.

Now the race is on
And here comes pride in the backstretch
Heartache's goin' to the inside
My tears are holdin' back
They're tryin' not to fall

My heart's out of the runnin'
True love's scratched for another's sake
The race is on and it looks like heartache
And the winner loses all

Never took you as a country music fan....

Posted: **Fri May 03, 2024 12:03 am**

Are these odds current or is this some stale horse shit (*PUN INTENDED)

contest like my puppet wastes peoples time with over in the NFL forum?
I never make my pics until the walk out, so I will try to remember to jump
in here early Saturday evening if I'm not hammered by then.

Posted: **Fri May 03, 2024 12:09 am**

Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2024 11:44 pm
Mikey wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2024 11:08 pm I'll take Heartache by a nose.

Now the race is on
And here comes pride in the backstretch
Heartache's goin' to the inside
My tears are holdin' back
They're tryin' not to fall

My heart's out of the runnin'
True love's scratched for another's sake
The race is on and it looks like heartache
And the winner loses all
Never took you as a country music fan....

Fist time I heard that song was at a Dead concert.

Posted: **Fri May 03, 2024 12:22 am**

Mikey wrote: ↑Fri May 03, 2024 12:09 am
Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2024 11:44 pm
Mikey wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2024 11:08 pm I'll take Heartache by a nose.

Now the race is on
And here comes pride in the backstretch
Heartache's goin' to the inside
My tears are holdin' back
They're tryin' not to fall

My heart's out of the runnin'
True love's scratched for another's sake
The race is on and it looks like heartache
And the winner loses all
Never took you as a country music fan....
Fist time I heard that song was at a Dead concert.

Then Sawyer Brown did it as a cover.

Posted: **Fri May 03, 2024 1:48 am**

George Jones in around 1964.

Posted: **Fri May 03, 2024 2:59 am**

We're off topic.

How do I win this thing? I assume the prize is a large one-topping Dominos pizza. What's the topping? Is it chicken month?

Posted: **Fri May 03, 2024 4:05 am**

It’s a topping of your choice, but you have to choose chicken.

Posted: **Sat May 04, 2024 3:22 pm**

Catching Freedom
Sierra Leone
Fierceness

Posted: **Sat May 04, 2024 9:29 pm**

Just a Touch
Sierra Leone
Honor Marie

Longshot: West Saratoga

Posted: **Sat May 04, 2024 9:52 pm**

Fierceness
Stronghold
Mystik Dan

Posted: **Sat May 04, 2024 10:19 pm**

Holy shit Sierra Leone looks amazing

Posted: **Sat May 04, 2024 10:55 pm**

Catching Freedom
Fierceness
Forever Young

But if I was at the track I'd put some money on Sierra Leone as well.

These animals are phenomenal

Posted: **Sat May 04, 2024 11:12 pm**

Mystic Dan---guess I missed getting my wager in

Posted: **Sat May 04, 2024 11:22 pm**

Great race

Posted: **Sun May 05, 2024 12:56 pm**

Mystik Dan
Win: $39.22
Place: $16.32
Show: $10

Sierra Leone
Place: $6.54
Show: $4.64

Forever Young
Show: $5.58

Seer wins the Derby contest! Only person to pick the longshot winner, and it paid off.
See y'all in 2 weeks for the Preakness.

Roux
Catching Freedom
Fierceness
Forever Young $5.58

Seer
Fierceness
Stronghold
Mystik Dan $10

Biggie
Just a Touch
Sierra Leone $6.54
Honor Marie

Smackie
Catching Freedom
Sierra Leone $6.54
Fierceness

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