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Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Posted: Fri May 03, 2024 7:10 pm
by d-townmike
If .net was still around, we would have had a big time hey-day with this one!
Florida Man Arrested For Battery After Attacking Sister With Fried Chicken
Too bad we can't have an amazing world of *edit* Black People thread in this place; no matter how warranted and overdue it really is.
20-year-old Khanye (don't even need a picture to guess the race with that one) Medley is the guilty party here, and he has a history of this sibling battery. Khanye lives with his sister in Clearwater, and if you've got a sister of your own you know how much of a mistake this might be (for both of them, I'll be fair).
Looks like Khanye is using the hangry defense for the chicken attack, because his excuse for his outrage is that he was really hungry and his sister offered him one of the worst pieces in the bag. I'll assume she told him to deal with what was one of those tiny drumsticks with barely any meat on it, so then he proceeded to grab the bag from her and just start chucking pieces at her.
nope, can't just grab whatever was in the bag and start eating. Need to do the sensible thing and start chucking them at your sister. That way, cops can be called (and I'm sure that's not the first time they've been to this house) and he can be hauled off to jail and get a court date and potentially do prison time AGAIN.
"naw bitch, yo need ta get me da good ones. da good ones, you know-what-um-sayin?"
But I dindu nuffin!
Do these people EVER think????
Dave, bring on the memes!
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Posted: Fri May 03, 2024 8:04 pm
by Sudden Sam
We can’t honestly discuss events like this because the sensibilities of our progressive friends would be under assault. Thank god I’m not easily offended. Hell, I do more self-deprecating than anyone I know.
I bring shit like this incident up among an extremely diverse crew all the time. I force people to confront stupid shit. So far, I remain employed.
Loosen up, people, and laugh at morons of all colors. .
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Posted: Fri May 03, 2024 10:11 pm
by kcdave
d-town, I do not have a meme at the moment,
but I will keep an eye out.
RACK THE THREAD TITLE!
Excuse me now though, my puppet just set
his hair on fire after reading your thead title. I need to go piss on his head.
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Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Posted: Sat May 04, 2024 12:04 am
by JPGettysburg
Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Fri May 03, 2024 8:04 pm
We can’t honestly discuss events like this because the sensibilities of our progressive friends would be under assault. Thank god I’m not easily offended. Hell, I do more self-deprecating than anyone I know.
I bring shit like this incident up among an extremely diverse crew all the time. I force people to confront stupid shit. So far, I remain employed.
Loosen up, people, and laugh at morons of all colors. .
You're insights are SPOT ON accurate. Could they make movies like "Blazing Saddles" today?
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Posted: Sat May 04, 2024 12:17 am
by JPGettysburg
Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Fri May 03, 2024 8:04 pm
We can’t honestly discuss events like this because the sensibilities of our progressive friends would be under assault. Thank god I’m not easily offended. Hell, I do more self-deprecating than anyone I know.
I bring shit like this incident up among an extremely diverse crew all the time. I force people to confront stupid shit. So far, I remain employed.
Loosen up, people, and laugh at morons of all colors. .
Do you envision a near future where leftists can fine you, even criminalize being in possession of a "Mrs. Butterworth's " syrup?
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Posted: Sat May 04, 2024 8:21 am
by kcdave
d-townmike wrote: ↑Fri May 03, 2024 7:10 pmToo bad we can't have an amazing world of *edit* Black People thread in this place; no matter how warranted and overdue it really is.
Is this true?
"The Amazing World of Nogs" is not allowed here?
Too be far to the nog ..... food is sort of a reason to go.
Especially good fried chicken. I don't have a sister, but if
I did, and she was fuckin' with my bird, tryin' to give me
some shitty old piece that I didn't care for .... it may very
well be on like Donkey Kong.
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Posted: Sat May 04, 2024 12:29 pm
by Screw_Michigan
If you want an "Amazing World of Nogs" thread, why don't you have the courage to start one? See how that works out for you.
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Posted: Sat May 04, 2024 2:15 pm
by Roux
This dumbass should have known better. I guess he's finding out now. Nice job limiting your career before it even started.
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Posted: Sat May 04, 2024 3:16 pm
by Smackie Chan
Nice to see that sis didn’t choose to eggzact revenge on her bro by pressing charges.
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Posted: Sat May 04, 2024 3:27 pm
by Carson
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Posted: Sat May 04, 2024 5:19 pm
by JPGettysburg
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2024 12:29 pm
If you want an "Amazing World of Nogs" thread, why don't you have the courage to start one? See how that works out for you.
How bad would it be? I mean, ALL across the country, your fellow left-wing racist democrat sociopaths are aligning with a well-known terrorist organization that rapes and beheads children and babies.
The mentally disturbed Attorney General Garland's silence SPEAKS VOLUMES.
BUT I digress...........
Your party, your world...
November should bring crystal clear clarity...
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Posted: Sat May 04, 2024 5:24 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Roux wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2024 2:15 pm
This dumbass should have known better. I guess he's finding out now. Nice job limiting your career before it even started.
Wish I was surprised.
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Posted: Sat May 04, 2024 6:14 pm
by Softball Bat
Numbnuts holding up cells phones are generally not the best and the brightest.
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Posted: Sun May 05, 2024 2:34 am
by Biggie
Sounds like it was an amazing board.
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Posted: Sun May 05, 2024 11:57 am
by Diego in Seattle
Roux wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2024 2:15 pm
This dumbass should have known better. I guess he's finding out now. Nice job limiting your career before it even started.
JP Staples is now going through some things...
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Posted: Sun May 05, 2024 3:25 pm
by JPGettysburg
Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Sun May 05, 2024 11:57 am
Roux wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2024 2:15 pm
This dumbass should have known better. I guess he's finding out now. Nice job limiting your career before it even started.
JP Staples is now going through some things...
15 years ago when I flat out explained to you loonies that the base of your party is racist, you denied it and laughed at me and others who tried in vain to educate you.
Today, it's on full display all across the country.
Not just low IQ kids mind you, but the faculty as well.
Your criminally corrupt left-wing democrat party holds Louis farrakhan in high esteem.
Don't worry. This November will bring you the crystal clear clarity you lack in your life.
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Posted: Mon May 06, 2024 3:11 pm
by mvscal
Roux wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2024 2:15 pm
This dumbass should have known better. I guess he's finding out now. Nice job limiting your career before it even started.
Maybe he's merely astonished at how fucking fat that stupid bitch is.
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Posted: Mon May 06, 2024 3:33 pm
by Screw_Michigan
mvscal wrote: ↑Mon May 06, 2024 3:11 pm
Maybe he's merely astonished at how fucking fat that stupid bitch is.
Maybe you can give him a make work job at your hate association since he won't be getting a job with any decent employers any time soon.
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Posted: Mon May 06, 2024 3:47 pm
by Roux
He got kicked out of his frat last Friday. Probably will get kicked out of Ole Miss soon.
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Posted: Mon May 06, 2024 4:08 pm
by Meat Head
mvscal wrote: ↑Mon May 06, 2024 3:11 pm
Roux wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2024 2:15 pm
This dumbass should have known better. I guess he's finding out now. Nice job limiting your career before it even started.
Maybe he's merely astonished at how fucking fat that stupid bitch is.
Or somebody just slapped a dick out of his mouth.
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Posted: Mon May 06, 2024 5:04 pm
by HighPlainsGrifter
First we had Carl the Cuck and AIDS Skrillex. Now these living memes.
What should we call them?
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Posted: Mon May 06, 2024 5:48 pm
by Mikey
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Posted: Mon May 06, 2024 6:11 pm
by mvscal
Meat Head wrote: ↑Mon May 06, 2024 4:08 pm
mvscal wrote: ↑Mon May 06, 2024 3:11 pm
Roux wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2024 2:15 pm
This dumbass should have known better. I guess he's finding out now. Nice job limiting your career before it even started.
Maybe he's merely astonished at how fucking fat that stupid bitch is.
Or somebody just slapped a dick out of his mouth.
Or jammed one up his ass.
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Posted: Mon May 06, 2024 11:14 pm
by Diego in Seattle
mvscal wrote: ↑Mon May 06, 2024 6:11 pm
Meat Head wrote: ↑Mon May 06, 2024 4:08 pm
mvscal wrote: ↑Mon May 06, 2024 3:11 pm
Maybe he's merely astonished at how fucking fat that stupid bitch is.
Or somebody just slapped a dick out of his mouth.
Or jammed one up his ass.
We'll defer to your first-hand knowledge of where guys stick their dicks in other men...
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Posted: Tue May 07, 2024 12:35 am
by Go Coogs'
Smackie Chan wrote:Nice to see that sis didn’t choose to eggzact revenge on her bro by pressing charges.
She didn’t have the mental capacity in her melon to make the case hold water
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Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Posted: Tue May 07, 2024 3:00 am
by mvscal
Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Mon May 06, 2024 11:14 pm
mvscal wrote: ↑Mon May 06, 2024 6:11 pm
Meat Head wrote: ↑Mon May 06, 2024 4:08 pm
Or somebody just slapped a dick out of his mouth.
Or jammed one up his ass.
We'll defer to your first-hand knowledge of where guys stick their dicks in other men...
I understand. Sticking your dick in an adult must be a foreign concept which frightens and confuses you.
