T1B

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/artic ... olf-police

Video of arrest:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1791428598080938492

The world No 1, Scottie Scheffler, has returned to Valhalla an hour before his revised tee-time for the second round of the US PGA Championship after an extraordinary sequence of events as he tried to drive into the course on Friday morning in which he was arrested, detained and booked on four separate charges by police.

Who was in charge of running the PGA Tournament contest in this shithole?

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?!?!?

Mikey wrote: ↑Fri May 17, 2024 2:21 pm DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?!?!?

LOL. Exactly.

Apparently it’s now been leaked to the press that he was carrying at least 14 graphite constructed “assault weapons” in his trunk, which hypothetically could be used as dull attack swords.

(Tiger Woods could likely testify in the public’s defense, as he once faced an attacker who donned one of these dull swords)

L45B wrote: ↑Fri May 17, 2024 3:09 pm Apparently it’s now been leaked to the press that he was carrying at least 14 graphite constructed “assault weapons” in his trunk, which hypothetically could be used as dull attack swords.

(Tiger Woods could likely testify in the public’s defense, as he once faced an attacker who donned one of these dull swords)

I thought graphite went out of style shortly after wood “woods.”

Mikey wrote: ↑Fri May 17, 2024 3:15 pm I thought graphite went out of style shortly after wood “woods.”

The press always screws up the details Mikey, you know how it is.

Though I do believe one rumor that’s now been floating around— apparently the arresting officer’s wife’s maiden name is Schauffele….

Mikey wrote: ↑Fri May 17, 2024 2:21 pm DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?!?!?

Oprah Winfrey once said that in an upscale store in France that had already closed..
She said,
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" in an effort to get them to re-open for a few hours so she could buy some expensive stuff.
However, they weren't impressed enough to re-open. In fact, afterwards, she played the "race card", go figure.

There's only one person who comes to mind who could actually utter "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM"
and would IMMEDIATELY be accommodated NO MATTER WHAT.

That one person of course is ELVIS.

What's ironic is that he'd never utter those words.
He didn't have to.
When he walked into an area, anyplace, he immediately received "carte blanche"

But I digress........

ALL Scottie had to do was stop, explain that he needed to be let through, where he was going, etc...

And the police would have allowed him to proceed.

The Guardian reported that Scheffler asked a reporter standing there for help. What was he going to do?

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri May 17, 2024 4:16 pm The Guardian reported that Scheffler asked a reporter standing there for help. What was he going to do?

Tell the officers WHO HE IS ?

Gillis (police officer) said in the docs he stopped Scheffler's car and attempted to give him instructions
on how to get around -- but Scheffler "refused to comply and accelerated forward."

Gillis stated Scheffler's car then dragged him -- causing him "pain, swelling and abrasions to left wrist
and knee." He also stated the $80 pants he was wearing were "damaged beyond repair."

https://www.tmz.com/2024/05/17/cop-clai ... scheffler/



:smile:

Paging the Tan Pants shit troll...

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Fri May 17, 2024 5:14 pm the $80 pants he was wearing were "damaged beyond repair."

That's so weird, it's written in the complaint. Either the department is angry that they have to replace his pants of he's angry that he has to pay for his own uniform pants.

At least he didn’t ruin dad’s $10 shoes.

Dr_Phibes wrote: ↑Fri May 17, 2024 5:46 pm

poptart wrote: ↑Fri May 17, 2024 5:14 pm the $80 pants he was wearing were "damaged beyond repair."

That's so weird, it's written in the complaint. Either the department is angry that they have to replace his pants of he's angry that he has to pay for his own uniform pants.

Don't fvck with a man's pants!

I don't remember repairing a pair of pants. Ever.

All my pants are damaged beyond repair. I should start billing Blattner Energy for that shit.