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The Truman Show

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2024 6:39 pm
by Softball Bat
I was in Korea during the month of April.
I came back to America in early May, and flew in to LAX.

I waited in line at customs.
When it was my turn, I walked up to the counter, where an immigration officer was seated.
I placed my passport, not opened, on the counter.
The officer instructed me to look into the camera mounted on the counter.

The officer never touched my passport.
That means, of course, he never opened it.

I looked into the camera for 2-3 seconds and then the officer said, "Okay, you're good to go, poptart."

He did not say poptart.
He said my first name, which he knew without ever touching my passport.



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Re: The Truman Show

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2024 9:21 pm
by Wolfman
Ever have to pass through Canadian customs at an airport? [sarcasm]That's a treat[/sarcasm].

Re: The Truman Show

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2024 11:33 pm
by HighPlainsGrifter
This is some invasion of privacy bullshit.

I'm ready to buy a private plane and tell TSA to fuck off permanently.

Re: The Truman Show

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2024 11:46 pm
by Softball Bat
Facial recognition technology is a real thing.

Re: The Truman Show

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2024 12:05 am
by Bill in Houston
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sat Jun 15, 2024 11:33 pm This is some invasion of privacy bullshit.

I'm ready to buy a private plane and tell TSA to fuck off permanently.
The ‘invasion’ occurred at customs upon entering the US. Not done by TSA. But go ahead and enjoy your new private plane and your freedumb.

Re: The Truman Show

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2024 12:25 am
by Mikey
It's Biden's fault. Because he has dementia and stuff, and doesn't make all the day to day decisions in every Federal agency.

Re: The Truman Show

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2024 10:59 pm
by mvscal
Softball Bat wrote: Sat Jun 15, 2024 6:39 pm I was in Korea during the month of April.
I came back to America in early May, and flew in to LAX.

I waited in line at customs.
When it was my turn, I walked up to the counter, where an immigration officer was seated.
I placed my passport, not opened, on the counter.
The officer instructed me to look into the camera mounted on the counter.

The officer never touched my passport.
That means, of course, he never opened it.

I looked into the camera for 2-3 seconds and then the officer said, "Okay, you're good to go, poptart."

He did not say poptart.
He said my first name, which he knew without ever touching my passport.
New passport? All US passports have RFID chips in them. They don't need to touch the passport to verify your info.

Re: The Truman Show

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2024 11:03 pm
by Softball Bat
My current passport was issued in 2015. It expires next year.

Re: The Truman Show

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2024 11:54 pm
by Roux
I suggest not waiting until the last minute to get your passport renewed. The process can take awhile.

Re: The Truman Show

Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2024 12:20 am
by Softball Bat
Thanks.
It expires in December of 2025.

As for the RFID mvscal is talking about, how was the chip in my passport read?
The officer never touched the passport, and there was no scanning device evident on the counter top where I placed my passport.

It seemed to me that my identity was verified by looking into the camera for 2-3 seconds.

Maybe my passport chip was scanned in some way that I am not aware of.

I dunno.

Re: The Truman Show

Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2024 10:00 pm
by mvscal
Softball Bat wrote: Tue Jun 18, 2024 12:20 am Thanks.
It expires in December of 2025.

As for the RFID mvscal is talking about, how was the chip in my passport read?
The officer never touched the passport, and there was no scanning device evident on the counter top where I placed my passport.

It seemed to me that my identity was verified by looking into the camera for 2-3 seconds.

Maybe my passport chip was scanned in some way that I am not aware of.

I dunno.
You don't need a handheld scanner. Stationary readers can be built in to the counter or something like that.

Re: The Truman Show

Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2024 10:38 pm
by HighPlainsGrifter
mvscal wrote: Tue Jun 18, 2024 10:00 pm scanner
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My heart just fell through my asshole.

Re: The Truman Show

Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2024 10:53 pm
by StrawMan
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Tue Jun 18, 2024 10:38 pm
mvscal wrote: Tue Jun 18, 2024 10:00 pm scanner
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My heart just fell through my asshole.
GREETINGS

OUT!

Re: The Truman Show

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2024 12:59 am
by bungle clone
hey kcdave strawman is culturally appropriating your former style. do something about that or you're a punk, man.

Re: The Truman Show

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2024 4:37 pm
by Roach
Pops, that airport experience is just the tip of the iceberg...

https://www.cyberlink.com/faceme/insigh ... mate-Guide

They know you more than you know.

Re: The Truman Show

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2024 5:31 pm
by Softball Bat
Roach, along those lines, I made an Airbnb reservation (a first) in January of this year.

In order to be allowed to make the reservation, Airbnb required me to provide a facial photo taken by webcam.