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Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2024 9:27 pm
by StrawMan
Which poster, celebrity, politician, etc. deserves a throat punch?

My nominee this week: Gavin Newsom. This oily, transparent, pandering bag o' flatulence is WAY overdue for a good throat punch.

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2024 9:46 pm
by Roach
Gavin is a good pick, but I''ll go with Tucker Duh Carlson


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Perhaps not straight in the throat, but a nice body twisting elbow slam right below his ear so he can do the epileptic chicken floor dance for a while.

:satan:

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2024 10:16 pm
by Mikey
RACK Roach.

I'll add this guy, whose only purpose in life is self-promotion. Plus, he has a very punchable face.

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Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2024 12:15 am
by HighPlainsGrifter
Victoria Nuland

She's had her dirty fingers knuckle deep in every war, armed conflict, or coup that's occurred during my lifetime. She's a wretched piece of shit and a stiff throat punch is the minimum she deserves.

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2024 4:19 pm
by StrawMan
Today's nominee is Kimberly Cheatle, for obvious reasons.

All we need to hear from this unaccountable empty suit is, "I RESIGN."

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2024 4:29 pm
by Diego in Seattle
StrawMan wrote: Thu Jul 18, 2024 4:19 pm Today's nominee is Kimberly Cheatle, for obvious reasons.

All we need to hear from this unaccountable empty suit is, "I RESIGN."
Please provide a link to where you called for the resignation of the male director who allowed the Chinese spy into Mar-a-Gordo....

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2024 4:42 pm
by StrawMan
Weak "whataboutism", hardly worth a reply. You DO get points for consistency, though.

Have a great day.

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2024 5:02 pm
by Screw_Michigan
StrawMan wrote: Thu Jul 18, 2024 4:19 pm Today's nominee is Kimberly Cheatle, for obvious reasons.

All we need to hear from this unaccountable empty suit is, "I RESIGN."
How will Cheatle resigning without moving Secret Service out of DHS and back into the Dept of Treasury fix the systemic issues that are behind consistent Secret Service fuckups over the past 20+ years?

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2024 5:08 pm
by FiatLux
StrawMan wrote: Thu Jul 18, 2024 4:19 pm Today's nominee is Kimberly Cheatle, for obvious reasons.

All we need to hear from this unaccountable empty suit is, "I RESIGN."


The strawman loves him some Foxnews.

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2024 5:39 pm
by Mikey
The perfect candidate


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for a throat punch

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2024 5:58 pm
by Diego in Seattle
StrawMan wrote: Thu Jul 18, 2024 4:42 pm Weak "whataboutism", hardly worth a reply. You DO get points for consistency, though.

Have a great day.
Pointing out your hypocrisy is not "whataboutism."

SYHTFOTW

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2024 7:03 pm
by The Seer
Mikey wrote: Thu Jul 18, 2024 5:39 pm The perfect candidate
Yeah, all that working man, LEGAL immigration, unity talk without brain dead Biden or brainless Kamala had to make you break out in hives...

you and your country hating ilk are irredeemable. But watching your team get trounced is :bode:

:hfal:

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2024 7:47 pm
by JPGettysburg
Mikey wrote: Thu Jul 18, 2024 5:39 pm The perfect candidate


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for a throat punch
Why are you threatened by men MORE successful than you?
ie......
Clint Eastwood.
Curt Schilling.
Nolan Ryan
President Trump.
Elvis Presley.
Peter North.
J.D. Vance
Tom Selleck.
Ted Nugent.

The list is endless........BUT suffice to say, you feel the urge to dominate MEN who are more successful and more powerful than you could ever dream of being.

Very interesting psychological phenomenon to be studied here.

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2024 12:38 am
by mvscal
Screw_Michigan wrote: Thu Jul 18, 2024 5:02 pm
StrawMan wrote: Thu Jul 18, 2024 4:19 pm Today's nominee is Kimberly Cheatle, for obvious reasons.

All we need to hear from this unaccountable empty suit is, "I RESIGN."
How will Cheatle resigning without moving Secret Service out of DHS and back into the Dept of Treasury fix the systemic issues that are behind consistent Secret Service fuckups over the past 20+ years?
By simply signing a letter of resignation? That isn't very difficult. You pick up a pen and make your X.

The systemic problems within the Secret Service are a separate issue altogether.

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2024 1:09 am
by HighPlainsGrifter
The head of the Secret Service deleted agents cell phone data after January 6. A face punch while she's tied to a chair in an interrogation room is certainly appropriate.

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2024 1:14 am
by Meat Head
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Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2024 1:19 am
by JPGettysburg
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Fri Jul 19, 2024 1:09 am The head of the Secret Service deleted agents cell phone data after January 6. A face punch while she's tied to a chair in an interrogation room is certainly appropriate.
Did you notice that ALL left-wing crazies delete their media footprint.
Remember Christine Blazey-Ford? The psychotic b***tch who falsely accused Kavanaugh of rape?
Her social media was wiped clean. That's the kind of mentally disturbed left-wing psycho she is.

Remember the Muslim father Kahn? His son was a hero. But the father was a POS proponent of Sharia law.
They wiped his media clean.
President trump correctly insulted that "Sharia Law" loving pig extremist.
I can go on and on.
The list is endless

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2024 1:21 am
by JPGettysburg
Meat Head wrote: Fri Jul 19, 2024 1:14 am Image
There's no need to Waterboard her. But a big black dong would be appropriate.

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2024 12:51 pm
by StrawMan
Screw_Michigan wrote: Thu Jul 18, 2024 5:02 pm
StrawMan wrote: Thu Jul 18, 2024 4:19 pm Today's nominee is Kimberly Cheatle, for obvious reasons.

All we need to hear from this unaccountable empty suit is, "I RESIGN."
How will Cheatle resigning without moving Secret Service out of DHS and back into the Dept of Treasury fix the systemic issues that are behind consistent Secret Service fuckups over the past 20+ years?
You make a good point re the Secret Service's track record. This article from a few days ago highlights many of their fuckups:

The Secret Service Needs an Intervention

No doubt the Secret Service needs restructuring with a premium placed on endless training. That doesn't mean that Cheatle is the right person for the job going forward. A more highly trained shooter wouldn't have failed and the USSS would have lost a principle protectee. Putting contributing DEI initiatives aside for now, the only honorable move Cheatle can make is to resign. From one side of her mouth comes, "The buck stops with me," while the other side mumbles weak tit excuses blaming the local police and a sloped roof. There is NO honor in excuses after two deaths and two serious injuries.

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2024 1:20 am
by StrawMan
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Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2024 1:05 pm
by StrawMan
This week’s nominee is the reprehensible gold digger, Kimberly Guilfoyle.

She may be the only woman on planet Earth who’s fellated both Gavin Newsom and Don Jr.

This baby batter belching bimbo has earned a deep throat punch.

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2024 1:17 pm
by Mikey
StrawMan wrote: Thu Aug 01, 2024 1:05 pm This week’s nominee is the reprehensible gold digger, Kimberly Guilfoyle.

She may be the only woman on planet Earth who’s fellated both Gavin Newsom and Don Jr.

This baby batter belching bimbo has earned a deep throat punch.
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Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2024 2:34 pm
by Sudden Sam
StrawMan wrote: Thu Aug 01, 2024 1:05 pm baby batter belching bimbo
:bode:

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2024 2:50 pm
by 88BuckeyeGrad

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2024 4:10 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Who is this woman and why should we give a shit about her? I see you're still reeling from your preferred fascist's dwindling election prospects. Loving that.

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2024 8:49 pm
by bungle clone
You're almost there, Screw_Michigan. ALMOST!!!

Your customary poli-smack foes are all lined up nicely in this thread and vulnerable as fukk.

This kind of windfall is a smacker's dream scenario. You're only missing mvscal and JPGettyshusker (is his ban temporary?) and L45B.



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Go on ahead,

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Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2024 1:42 am
by 88BuckeyeGrad
Screw_Michigan wrote: Thu Aug 01, 2024 4:10 pm
Who is this woman and why should we give a shit about her? I see you're still reeling from your preferred fascist's dwindling election prospects. Loving that.
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video ... hange.html

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2024 1:47 am
by Mikey
Does she post here?
"Don't feed the trolls," she advised. "We are all grown-up children. Children seek good attention and bad attention. Trolls are the same. Sometimes walking away is the answer."

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2024 2:33 am
by Softball Bat
She speaks like an 11 year old.

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2024 3:05 am
by Mikey
Softball Bat wrote: Sat Aug 03, 2024 2:33 am She speaks like an 11 year old.
So if she doesn't post here, she'd fit right in.

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2024 3:50 am
by Softball Bat
Good call!

:smile:

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2024 3:38 pm
by StrawMan
Mikey wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2024 10:16 pm RACK Roach.

I'll add this guy, whose only purpose in life is self-promotion. Plus, he has a very punchable face.

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Here I was ready to bump this thread to nominate Gaetz today, only to find that Mikey beat me to it by over 4 months. :bode:

Gaetz has no business being in the upcoming administration, much less as AG. I'm no Kevin McCarthy fan, but the stunt Gaetz pulled while having no Plan B was inexcusable. Pure self-promotion. I can only hope he falls from grace in spectacular fashion, never to be heard from again.

In the mean time, I gotta settle for a throat punch and five head kick combo so severe that Bruce Lee would recoil in horror.

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2024 6:16 pm
by The Seer
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Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2024 7:23 pm
by FiatLux
A couple of Trumpers going broke...




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Who'd a thunk it?


The average Trumper is next... and they voted for it.



Too funny.

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2024 9:00 pm
by mvscal
Geez. Alex is looking...round.

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2024 2:14 am
by mvscal
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Beta Cuckin ain't easy, playa

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2024 10:41 pm
by Innocent Bystander
Y'all are weird. Sounds like a sex act but it isn't.
Anyway
Mikey wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2024 10:16 pm RACK Roach.

I'll add this guy, whose only purpose in life is self-promotion. Plus, he has a very punchable face.

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Didn't it turn out he was falsely accused of transporting a 17 year old across state lines, and someone in the DOJ was caught trying to bribe his father to make the false charge go away?

I don't like him because he looks like Bill Hader, but I hate false charges more. How did that end up?

Overall, I think there's method to Trump's madness in his cabinet picks. The Democrats are being disingenuous squealing about fear of revenge when they spent eight years trying to destroy Trump's life with bullshit including these wack ass exaggerated felony charges no one cares about in the real world.

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2024 6:34 pm
by mvscal
Screw_Michigan wrote: Thu Aug 01, 2024 4:10 pm
Who is this woman and why should we give a shit about her?
I believe Roux recently bought 1/15,000th of a percent ownership stake on this filly. Not sure when her first race is, but I'm sure he will keep us updated.

Re: Throat Punch Thursday

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2024 6:45 pm
by mvscal
Innocent Bystander wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2024 10:41 pm
Didn't it turn out he was falsely accused of transporting a 17 year old across state lines,
Yes. The DOJ declined to pursue the case because the central witness was almost comical in his complete unreliability. He is currently serving an 11 year sentence in federal prison for doing what he falsely accused Gaetz of doing after Gaetz declined to assist him in a obtaining a pardon. This is the same tard the House is using in their sham investigation which is payback for Gaetz kneecapping Kevin McCarthy's election as Speaker.
The two witnesses have massive credibility problems. The claims arose from Joel Greenberg, “one of the most corrupt Florida politicians of all time,” according to Florida reporter Marc Caputo, who is now with the anti-Trump media outlet The Bulwark.

Among many things the former Seminole County tax collector admitted to as part of a wide-ranging case for which he is currently serving 11 years in prison was falsely accusing local political opponent Brian Beute of having sex with a minor, similar to the outlandish claim he made against Gaetz. Greenberg also reportedly later attempted to frame his own attorney with pornographic images of children. One New York Times writeup of Greenberg was headlined, “Like the Tiger King Got Elected Tax Collector.“

According to the Washington Post, Greenberg admitted to “fabricating allegations against a schoolteacher who was running against him to be a tax collector. Greenberg had sent letters to the school falsely claiming the teacher had an inappropriate sexual relationship with a student — a similar allegation to the Gaetz case.” U.S. District Judge Gregory Presnell, appointed by President Bill Clinton, said Greenberg’s actions against that innocent victim were “downright evil.”

The politicized employees at DOJ have shown themselves willing to explore novel legal theories and bend federal rules to the breaking point in pursuit of their most reviled political opponents, most notably former and future President Trump. Gaetz has a reputation as one of the most tenacious cross-examiners of DOJ officials from his perch on the House Judiciary Committee. Yet even the DOJ was unwilling to exploit Greenberg’s unsubstantiated claims — apart from leaking them to the press to hurt Gaetz’s reputation. They announced their closure of the investigation in 2022.

The House Ethics Committee, however, decided to pick up the dropped and deflated ball and run with it a full year after DOJ dropped the investigation. The fact that the disgraced Greenberg was cooperating with the House Ethics Committee was shared for publication with The New York Times and other media outlets.

https://thefederalist.com/2024/11/17/ho ... edibility/