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BREAKING NEWS!! Carson takes commanding lead over Seer

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2024 8:40 pm
by Mikey
…in T1B’s 2024 race for most juvenile “humor.”

This will be reassessed after Seer’s next post.

http://theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=53840

Re: BREAKING NEWS!! Carson takes commanding lead over Seer

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2024 10:17 pm
by mvscal
I have to agree. That really was juvenile. I mean c'mon now. Jizz being fired at mtool's face is hardly BREAKING NEWS!!

Re: BREAKING NEWS!! Carson takes commanding lead over Seer

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2024 10:41 pm
by Mikey
OK I see your point. Usually there’s some sort of context involved and maybe some kind of humorous (OK that’s subjective) follow-up. But when it comes to bukkake I guess that’s not entirely necessary. Pictures might help.

Re: BREAKING NEWS!! Carson takes commanding lead over Seer

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2024 3:22 am
by Carson
I'm just trying to cool off the political rhetoric per Bye-Byedin.

Jeez, nobody wants to feel young anymore.

Re: BREAKING NEWS!! Carson takes commanding lead over Seer

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2024 5:45 am
by Dr_Phibes
Leave it to the pros, Carson. Stay tuned for Mikey's middle class mysteries. This week.. the case of the knotted garden hose.

Re: BREAKING NEWS!! Carson takes commanding lead over Seer

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2024 8:09 am
by JPGettysburg
Dr_Phibes wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2024 5:45 am Leave it to the pros, Carson. Stay tuned for Mikey's middle class mysteries. This week.. the case of the knotted garden hose.
Sounds more like a grade "B" porn video

Re: BREAKING NEWS!! Carson takes commanding lead over Seer

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2024 4:35 pm
by Mikey
Dr_Phibes wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2024 5:45 am Leave it to the pros, Carson. Stay tuned for Mikey's middle class mysteries. This week.. the case of the knotted garden hose.
They don’t get knotted. Just kinked, and that’s a YUGE pain in the ass. You obviously have no clue.

Re: BREAKING NEWS!! Carson takes commanding lead over Seer

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2024 5:14 pm
by Softball Bat
Phibes wrote:This week.. the case of the knotted garden hose.
- smackaholic

Re: BREAKING NEWS!! Carson takes commanding lead over Seer

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2024 5:20 pm
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mikey wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2024 4:35 pm
Dr_Phibes wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2024 5:45 am Leave it to the pros, Carson. Stay tuned for Mikey's middle class mysteries. This week.. the case of the knotted garden hose.
They don’t get knotted. Just kinked, and that’s a YUGE pain in the ass. You obviously have no clue.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS!! Carson takes commanding lead over Seer

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2024 6:11 pm
by FiatLux
Carson wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2024 2:33 pm Lucky you. I started using Viagra this year. :-|

Put your pills away.

Never fear... JD the homo Vance is here!

I've seen the movie Deliverance, so I know how you southern boys love your piggy men.


Here's some hillbilly eye candy for ya!

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There's your money shot... see if you can hit the bullseye!



And. You're welcome wellcum cumwell.

Re: BREAKING NEWS!! Carson takes commanding lead over Seer

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2024 6:39 pm
by JPGettysburg
FiatLux wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2024 6:11 pm
Carson wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2024 2:33 pm Lucky you. I started using Viagra this year. :-|

Put your pills away.

Never fear... JD the homo Vance is here!

I've seen the movie Deliverance, so I know how you southern boys love your piggy men.


Here's some hillbilly eye candy for ya!

Image


There's your money shot... see if you can hit the bullseye!



And. You're welcome wellcum cumwell.
This Yale grad makes you look like a high school dropout.

Why do you always mock people who are LIGHT YEARS ABOVE you in every way, shape and form?

His wife is Hindu, by the way. So he beats you in that department as well.