BREAKING NEWS!!! Receding Utah glacier releases ancient monster, previously thought to be extinct
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BREAKING NEWS!!! Receding Utah glacier releases ancient monster, previously thought to be extinct
"Sedes Sinister", shown here with local archaeologist Lucy Leaky, is thought to be a natural hybrid of an ancient hippopotamus and a humpback whale. Previously known to inhabit the Permian Basin, he was found wandering the streets of Park City, muttering "food...food...food..."
Some leftovers from this year's Sundance Film Festival originally assumed he was a reincarnation of Orson Welles.
Some leftovers from this year's Sundance Film Festival originally assumed he was a reincarnation of Orson Welles.
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Winning.
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Say what you will but dude's got game if he can keep that hottie around.
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It's always the HUGE WALRUS types that get the sophisticated babes.Mikey wrote: ↑Sat Jul 20, 2024 3:02 pm "Sedes Sinister", shown here with local archaeologist Lucy Leaky, is thought to be a natural hybrid of an ancient hippopotamus and a humpback whale. Previously known to inhabit the Permian Basin, he was found wandering the streets of Park City, muttering "food...food...food..."
Some leftovers from this year's Sundance Film Festival originally assumed he was a reincarnation of Orson Welles.
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Werd.HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sat Jul 20, 2024 3:44 pm Say what you will but dude's got game if he can keep that hottie around.
I hope he’s building up some frequent flyer miles.
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Holy shit. Can you actually fit in the cockpit? Do they use a K loader to get you on board?
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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More winning.
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Nice work, Lefty.
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Rose Bowl and Rose parade and Coach Corso
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Umm...what? Did you lose a bet or something? And those shoes...
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Yes I lost a bet. It was raining and I bought the shoes the night before at Target.
Thanks for noticing. If you want them I left them at the Marriott.
Thanks for noticing. If you want them I left them at the Marriott.
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Looks like an errant cell from an m2 "PET"
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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Receding Utah glacier releases ancient monster, previously thought to be extinct
you can always see the plane he's flying:
Although this may be just an image and NOT a photograph, it appears the yaw or something gets a little tilted due to Left Seater's considerable girth and the interaction of his mass with that of the Andromeda Galaxy.
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Fuck! RACK the hell outta that. Still laughing.
Man, I needed that. Sitting here in a puddle of sweat trying to finish cutting the yard before it rains again. I pull this up and spit strawberry/banana Prime all over the patio.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Receding Utah glacier releases ancient monster, previously thought to be extinct
I thought we might be seeing a reincarnation of PrimeX.
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