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Olympic Pole Vaulter Clears 18 Feet w/ 14 Inch Pole
Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2024 11:33 pm
by kcdave
Dude couldn't clear 18.5 though w/ that
XL roll of Jimmy Dean sausage stuffed in his shorts.
Fuck off in advance, Carson!
Re: Olympic Pole Vaulter Clears 18 Feet w/ 14 Inch Pole
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2024 1:32 am
by FiatLux
Wouldn't this have been a better idea as a PM to Carson?
Instead of a glass dick?
Re: Olympic Pole Vaulter Clears 18 Feet w/ 14 Inch Pole
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2024 7:16 am
by Carson
He prefers to share his dick fetish with everyone.
Re: Olympic Pole Vaulter Clears 18 Feet w/ 14 Inch Pole
Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2024 3:08 am
by Softball Bat
I would propose that a glorious Anthony Ammirati statue be built, and then erected (sorry,) at every Summer Olympics venue beginning in 2028.
His d!ick ruined his pole vault dream, but it could have been worse for him.
Imagine if he was competing in another sport.
What if his d!ck got in the way of his archery dream?
Or his fencing dream.
Or his shooting dream.
Or his weight lifting dream. *ouch*
Long live Anthony Ammirati!
Re: Olympic Pole Vaulter Clears 18 Feet w/ 14 Inch Pole
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2024 8:23 pm
by mvscal
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2024 3:08 am
What if his d!ck got in the way of his archery dream?
Or his fencing dream.
Or his shooting dream.
Or his weight lifting dream. *ouch*
Suppose he could always find work as a coat rack.