My uncle died in a hotel room
Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2024 10:13 pm
His name was Henry. He was known as "Hank" for short.
The day of his demise was more than 20 years ago. I remember feeling very weird when I heard some of the details.
Hank was in his 70s, and his wife had died many years prior. One day he checked into a hotel. He checked in but he didn't check out. Like a roach motel.
When Hank didn't check out and didn't notify the desk as to his plans, the front desk called the room and nobody answered. Then the hotel staff knocked on his door, but nothing...
The hotel manager finally opened his door and found him dead. They called the police. The law checked things out and I heard some details later.
No foul play. Hank had heart failure of some sort. They found Viagra or some other such dick stimulant. And they found a handful of "men's magazines" in room. The coroner's conclusion was that Hank got himself very juiced up on Viagra. And then he got himself very wound up and excited with his continual stroking. His cardiovascular system became too overwhelmed for his age and fitness level, and he died.
Hammerin' Hank jerked himself to death.
I haven't decided if it is a good or bad way to go out.
True story.
The day of his demise was more than 20 years ago. I remember feeling very weird when I heard some of the details.
Hank was in his 70s, and his wife had died many years prior. One day he checked into a hotel. He checked in but he didn't check out. Like a roach motel.
When Hank didn't check out and didn't notify the desk as to his plans, the front desk called the room and nobody answered. Then the hotel staff knocked on his door, but nothing...
The hotel manager finally opened his door and found him dead. They called the police. The law checked things out and I heard some details later.
No foul play. Hank had heart failure of some sort. They found Viagra or some other such dick stimulant. And they found a handful of "men's magazines" in room. The coroner's conclusion was that Hank got himself very juiced up on Viagra. And then he got himself very wound up and excited with his continual stroking. His cardiovascular system became too overwhelmed for his age and fitness level, and he died.
Hammerin' Hank jerked himself to death.
I haven't decided if it is a good or bad way to go out.
True story.