But in 2024, this is what constitutes a big boxing match.
Boxing experts and Vegas odds have Paul winning. Not a surprise, considering Paul is 27 and Tyson is 58.
But I'm going with Tyson with a 2nd round KO, a win for old men.
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2024 4:44 pm
by Carson
Jake Paul leaves the ring with a brain bleed.
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2024 5:54 pm
by Roux
Some people want the latest odds.
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2024 6:05 pm
by The Seer
Roux wrote: ↑Fri Nov 15, 2024 4:35 pm
Rumble in the Jungle, this isn't.
But in 2024, this is what constitutes a big boxing match.
Boxing & college football need repair.
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2024 6:18 pm
by Meat Head
Short fight: Tyson
Longer fight the odds move to Paul. Stamina is in his corner.
Of course one punch from either could end it. So best strategy for Mike is come out big and kill fast.
Then Trump puts Tyson in charge of the Office of DEI, pansy ass protocol, and tatted women.
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2024 6:46 pm
by kcdave
Convict vs douchebag. Pass.
I will be asleep long before this shit show
even begins. If post fight reviews give me
a reason to, I may skim thru the youtube
reels or highlights. As of now, odds are only
50/50 that I even drop back in this thread.
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Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2024 6:46 pm
by Sven Golly
Tyson in 3.
He has "old man" strength.
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2024 7:06 pm
by Mikey
And the winner is...
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 1:39 am
by mvscal
Mikey wrote: ↑Fri Nov 15, 2024 7:06 pm
And the winner is...
Well, yeah.
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 1:44 am
by mvscal
Tyson was a shell of himself when he hung it up 25 years ago. You don't get that speed, power or stamina back at age 58.
I will give him a puncher's chance in 2 rounds, but if it goes beyond that, no fucking way.
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 1:54 am
by 88BuckeyeGrad
No clue. No interest.
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 2:33 am
by Softball Bat
88 wrote:No interest.
Ditto.
American culture is sick and dying.
It is rare to see anything really fresh, intelligent, or compelling.
Mike Tyson is compelling!
Sincerely, 1988
So dredge up a fossil and tell everyone how enthralling the show will be.
lol
It is a stupid freak show.
Not IN.
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 4:23 am
by 88BuckeyeGrad
Sheeit. Didn’t realize it was non-pay for view. Now watching. I’ll do round by round coverage.
Prefight, I’m scoring at will against Jameson (dog shit whisky by the way).
I’ve been to Jerry’s Place. Posh. But the fight should be held in the parking lot outside Texas Live imho.
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 4:30 am
by 88BuckeyeGrad
The announcer babe’s tits are too small. I don’t know her name or the names of the two dudes she is wasting time talking to. One might be Cedric the Entertainer.
My stream is lagging like a mofo.
Shaq and Gronk are having fun.
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 4:40 am
by 88BuckeyeGrad
If this fight does not last 10 minutes, the crowd is going to freak the fuck out.
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 4:45 am
by 88BuckeyeGrad
Jake Paul looks like a guy who should be holding two plastic cones pointing a pilot where he should park his plane (duh).
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 4:51 am
by 88BuckeyeGrad
Ring girls are easy on the eyes.
Dude’s head behind the chick singing the national anthem would not fit in a Home Depot bucket.
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 4:55 am
by 88BuckeyeGrad
Heavy gloves and short rounds. Must be an attempt to prevent brain damage to Tyson.
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 4:57 am
by 88BuckeyeGrad
Jake Paul enters the arena in a Chevy. With a pigeon. Stupid.
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:03 am
by 88BuckeyeGrad
Mike old man walks into the arena. Get the fuck off his lawn.
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:08 am
by 88BuckeyeGrad
As if Cleveland needed another embarrassment… enter Jake Paul.
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:09 am
by 88BuckeyeGrad
From the Catskills, back when Dirty Dancing was in production…. enter Mike Tyson.
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:12 am
by 88BuckeyeGrad
Round 1
Tyson looks like an old fighter. Paul looks like an amateur Tough Man slugger.
Tyson 10-9
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:16 am
by 88BuckeyeGrad
Round 2
Boring. Tyson’s legs are already gone. Paul’s only chance is to land a bomb, which is hard to do when you are afraid to engage the gimp.
10-10
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:18 am
by 88BuckeyeGrad
Round 3
Tyson out of gas already. Paul tagged him a couple times.
Paul 10-9
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:22 am
by 88BuckeyeGrad
Round 4
Zzzzzzzzz. Neither fighter did much. Paul gets the nod because he actually threw a punch. One.
Paul 10-9
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:24 am
by 88BuckeyeGrad
Round 5
See Round 4
Paul 10-9
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:27 am
by 88BuckeyeGrad
Round 6
Tyson is a fire hydrant. Solid, but not moving. Paul is girl slapping at him. The Mexicans in the crowd want some blood.
Paul 10-9
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:30 am
by 88BuckeyeGrad
Round 7
Punch stats say Tyson has landed 16 punches so far in the fight. I think he threw 18. Paul is +200.
Paul 10-9
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:33 am
by 88BuckeyeGrad
Pre round 8
Tyson looks like Fred Sanford…
Round 8
Final round. Thank FSM. Crowd booing. Tyson running away at end.
Paul 10-9
Should be a unanimous abomination.
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:37 am
by 88BuckeyeGrad
Unofficial scoring puts Paul up 78-74. I don’t know if my 10-10 rounds are permitted under Tejas rules. I had it Paul 79-72. Whoopee shit.
Final scoring was Paul 80-72, 79-73 and 79-73. Crowd boos.
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:42 am
by L45B
No chance Jake Paul could beat Soda Popinski or Bald Bull fighting like that.
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:44 am
by 88BuckeyeGrad
Jameson is making me tap. Fuck.
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:45 am
by 88BuckeyeGrad
Butterbean could have knocked both of them out in the same ring at the same time in his prime.
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 7:41 am
by Mikey
Sounds pretty exciting. Was watching The Penguin.
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 2:39 pm
by Roux
Tried staying awake, fell asleep. Woke up and it had finished.
Rack 88's play by play. Now I feel like I watched it.
Wish Tyson had knocked him out. And I'm glad I got my sleep.
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:20 pm
by Sven Golly
I still wouldn’t go on Tyson’s lawn.
Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:28 pm
by dan's college room mate
Mikey wrote:And the winner is...
This^^^^
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Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:31 pm
by dan's college room mate
88BuckeyeGrad wrote:Jake Paul looks like a guy who should be holding two plastic cones pointing a pilot where he should park his plane (duh).
Nahhhh, that dude has responsibility. Jake is the dude working for him holding a set of wheel chocks.
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Re: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, call it!
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 5:32 pm
by dan's college room mate
88BuckeyeGrad wrote:Ring girls are easy on the eyes.
Dude’s head behind the chick singing the national anthem would not fit in a Home Depot bucket.
I was looking at that slob. He looks right at home attending such a monumentous occasion.
