The Daily Crazy Mofo

[HighHard1]

For shit and gigs-I'd thought I'd start this thread, The Daily Crazy Mofo. The only rule is that we don't make Trump or Biden or political figures The Daily Crazy Mofo or fellow posters (it's clear that we're batshit reading and posting the shit we do) -we post fuckheads that do just shake your head, what the fuck is wrong with people crazy shit, like this dumbass. Shot at kids sledding-just because:

https://kimatv.com/news/nation-world/te ... ch-warrant

You don't even have to comment because there really is nothing to comment upon-these people are just batshit crazy.

And you fuckers better play or you'll be subject to my dumbass finding crazy mofos and I'm pretty good at that .

[HighPlainsGrifter]

The only rule is that we don't make Trump or Biden or political figures The Daily Crazy Mofo

I'm running a side pot for whom breaks this rule first. Don't clutter up the thread; send me a PM with your guesses.

[Mikey]

The only rule is that we don't make Trump or Biden or political figures The Daily Crazy Mofo

I'm running a side pot for whom breaks this rule first. Don't clutter up the thread; send me a PM with your guesses.

I could end that side bet with five words or less.

[Sudden Sam]

HH1, just one per day?

[Roach]

Tom fucking Cruise



Scientologist, narcissist, idiot. But not as dumb as his loyal fans.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Chairman, point of order.

Are 20 year old videos filmed in 120p and screen captured off a Nokia 6210 allowed in the DCM? Or does the DCM need to be more modern or at least relevant to a current event?

[Roux]

Like all Scientologists, Tom Cruise is batshit crazy.

Beyond that, most movie stars have the sense to use stunt doubles for scenes that are dangerous. But not Tom:

[mvscal]

The only rule is that we don't make Trump or Biden or political figures The Daily Crazy Mofo or fellow posters (it's clear that we're batshit reading and posting the shit we do)

I see that you are well intentioned, but good luck with that.

[Sudden Sam]

I was thinking current crazy mofos, but if we can delve into the past a bit…

https://thehill.com/changing-america/re ... sponse-to/

The moron doesn’t realize that 7 to 8% of the US population (young black males) commits the vast majority of murders in this country. Blacks in general, 13% of our population, kill more whites than whites kill blacks. Check the Obama/Holder era Justice Department provided stats. Today’s figures are similar.

How is this even possible?! But dumbass Lebron thinks blacks are being hunted.

[mvscal]

But dumbass Lebron thinks blacks are being hunted.

They are being hunted...by fat, otherwise unfuckable white whales.

[HighHard1]

The only rule is that we don't make Trump or Biden or political figures The Daily Crazy Mofo

I'm running a side pot for whom breaks this rule first. Don't clutter up the thread; send me a PM with your guesses.

My thought on this is essentially this-there are jillion page threads on whoever is on the other side is a piece of shit. With certainty no one on the 'other side' has changed sides ever-so let's keep this to run of the mill Crazy Mofos-good for laughs and or WTF's.

[HighHard1]

Chairman, point of order.

Are 20 year old videos filmed in 120p and screen captured off a Nokia 6210 allowed in the DCM? Or does the DCM need to be more modern or at least relevant to a current event?

I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about but yeah, sure.

[HighHard1]

Small town crazy, with the twist of being the small town's mayor.

https://www.yakimaherald.com/news/local ... 87039.html

[HighPlainsGrifter]

The only rule is that we don't make... political figures The Daily Crazy Mofo

I'm running a side pot for whom breaks this rule first. Don't clutter up the thread; send me a PM with your guesses.

Small town crazy, with the twist of being the small town's mayor.

Alright, who picked HH1? Please see Janice at the prize desk to pick up your voucher. Thanks to everyone who played. Sorry the game only lasted one day but that's how it goes sometimes.

[mvscal]

The only rule is that we don't make... political figures The Daily Crazy Mofo

I'm running a side pot for whom breaks this rule first. Don't clutter up the thread; send me a PM with your guesses.

Small town crazy, with the twist of being the small town's mayor.

Alright, who picked HH1? Please see Janice at the prize desk to pick up your voucher. Thanks to everyone who played. Sorry the game only lasted one day but that's how it goes sometimes.

Hmm. Does a mayor of a town that nobody has ever heard of qualifiy as "political"?

[HighPlainsGrifter]

The only rule is that we don't make... political figures The Daily Crazy Mofo

I'm running a side pot for whom breaks this rule first. Don't clutter up the thread; send me a PM with your guesses.

Small town crazy, with the twist of being the small town's mayor.

Alright, who picked HH1? Please see Janice at the prize desk to pick up your voucher. Thanks to everyone who played. Sorry the game only lasted one day but that's how it goes sometimes.

Hmm. Does a mayor of a town that nobody has ever heard of qualifiy as "political"?

Are you calling for a point of order? Do we need to reference Robert's Rules of Parliamentary Procedure?

[HighHard1]

The only rule is that we don't make... political figures The Daily Crazy Mofo

I'm running a side pot for whom breaks this rule first. Don't clutter up the thread; send me a PM with your guesses.

Small town crazy, with the twist of being the small town's mayor.

Alright, who picked HH1? Please see Janice at the prize desk to pick up your voucher. Thanks to everyone who played. Sorry the game only lasted one day but that's how it goes sometimes.

Point well made, but I think I'm clean on this one. She's not a crazy mofo because she a D or an R-and therefore all D's or R's are crazy mofos-hell I don't know what her political affiliation even is. This bitch is just a crazy mofo.

[HighHard1]

64 year old ugly woman gets 12 and 13 y/o blasted on vodka, then tries to touch their dicks. Now that's a crazy mofo.

https://nypost.com/2025/01/14/us-news/6 ... snow-docs/

[HighPlainsGrifter]

64 year old ugly woman gets 12 and 13 y/o blasted on vodka, then tries to touch their dicks. Now that's a crazy mofo.

https://nypost.com/2025/01/14/us-news/6 ... snow-docs/

The story got wilder as it went on. Methinks this lady has a few problems.

[Sudden Sam]

https://www.newsweek.com/jared-ravizza- ... de-1905517

Ravizza allegedly walked into the AMC Braintree 10 movie theater around 6 p.m. Saturday and went into one of the theaters without paying, according to the Braintree Police Department's press release.

The girls, whose ages range from 9 to 17, were watching the movie "If" when an individual suddenly attacked them "without saying anything and without any warning" before running out.

Ravizza was allegedly laughing during the attack.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

https://www.newsweek.com/jared-ravizza- ... de-1905517

Ravizza allegedly walked into the AMC Braintree 10 movie theater around 6 p.m. Saturday and went into one of the theaters without paying, according to the Braintree Police Department's press release.

The girls, whose ages range from 9 to 17, were watching the movie "If" when an individual suddenly attacked them "without saying anything and without any warning" before running out.

Ravizza was allegedly laughing during the attack.

My wife: Want to see a movie in the theater?

HPG: Sure. *Grabs keys. Puts subcompact in holster*

My wife: You need that in a theater?

HPG: You're right. *Removes Glock 26 and straps on the Five-Seven with Law-Enforcement-Only AP rounds.*

[Diego in Seattle]

https://www.newsweek.com/jared-ravizza- ... de-1905517

Ravizza allegedly walked into the AMC Braintree 10 movie theater around 6 p.m. Saturday and went into one of the theaters without paying, according to the Braintree Police Department's press release.

The girls, whose ages range from 9 to 17, were watching the movie "If" when an individual suddenly attacked them "without saying anything and without any warning" before running out.

Ravizza was allegedly laughing during the attack.

My wife: Want to see a movie in the theater?

HPG: Sure. *Grabs keys. Puts subcompact in holster*

My wife: You need that in a theater?

HPG: You're right. *Removes Glock 26 and straps on the Five-Seven with Law-Enforcement-Only AP rounds.*

Was she under a rock in 2012 when the 2012 Aurora mass shooting happened?

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Diego gets it. Aurora shooter was wearing soft armor. That's why I want the armor piercing projectiles.

[Roach]

Glock 26

Just about the perfect pocket pistol. Small, not a .380, decent magazine size. Down side (with small weapons), needs a firm wrist. Limp wrist likely to cause feed problems.

My go to is a model 19 (gen 3). Belt holster, no big effort to conceal, drape a shirt or jacket over it. I also use a fanny pack for carry depending on the activity. Not a 24/7 carry, just when it feels appropriate.

https://www.originalsoegear.com/product ... 0a51&_ss=r

I try hard to follow the old rule "don't go to stupid places at stupid times or hang out with stupid people."

Also I have an old Olympic Arms 5.56 beater rifle behind seat in truck.

Never been in a case, never cleaned, always works.

Good times.

[Meat Head]

https://x.com/Incognito_qfs/status/1854174473286570435

"my parents just don't get it..." dumb snowflake bitch.