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Opening Day

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2025 9:33 pm
by FiatLux
The Giants are in first place. But not for long.

Fuck the Giants ownership. They have more money than any baseball team in the Major leagues. Yes, more money than the dodgers. But they won't spend it. Feel bad for Buster taking over the GM position. His hands are tied.

Losing to the Reds right now. This is the Reds 148th opening day. Not sure if that's the most of any other team. But it sure seems like it.


Oh yeah, fuck the dodgers!

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2025 9:38 pm
by Mikey
FiatLux wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 9:33 pm Oh yeah, fuck the dodgers!
Don't worry. Their entire starting rotation will be having TJ surgery by the all star break.

Used to be a Blake Snell fan, even when he left us for the Giants. He's due for a blowout this season.

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2025 9:45 pm
by FiatLux
Mikey wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 9:38 pm
FiatLux wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 9:33 pm Oh yeah, fuck the dodgers!
Don't worry. Their entire starting rotation will be having TJ surgery by the all star break.

Used to be a Blake Snell fan, even when he left us for the Giants. He's due for a blowout this season.

You guys spend money. You have reason to be optimistic. Yeah, I'm not a fan of his either anymore.

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2025 9:49 pm
by FiatLux
Buster ball this year is going to be pitching and defense. Which is nice. But I think you need to score runs to win.

We're fucked

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2025 10:13 pm
by Meat Head
FiatLux wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 9:49 pm Buster ball this year is going to be pitching and defense. Which is nice. But I think you need to score runs to win.

We're fucked
We? You and the turd in your pants?

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2025 10:45 pm
by FiatLux
Down in the 9th with two outs. Say fuck it and go make lunch in the kitchen. Come back out and we win 6-3.

Da fuck?

I guess we are still in the first place.


Too funny.

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2025 11:25 pm
by Meat Head
FiatLux wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 10:45 pm Down in the 9th with two outs. Say fuck it and go make lunch in the kitchen. Come back out and we win 6-3.

Da fuck?

I guess we are still in the first place.


Too funny.
The real team, you know the ones who play the game and touch the ball and stuff, and count the money, smile and know you are their chump when you say "we."

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2025 11:32 pm
by Mikey
Padres 7-4 over the Braves.

Tatis - 3-4, 2 runs
Machado - 2-3, 3 runs, 1 RBI
Merrill (should have been ROY last year) - 1-4, 4 RBI

Robert Suarez - 1.0 IP, 0 hits, 0 runs, 2 K, (1 BB)

Team RISP - 3-9

Things are as they should be. For now.

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2025 12:06 am
by Mikey
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Re: Opening Day

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2025 1:50 am
by Smackie Chan
FiatLux wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 9:33 pm The Giants are in first place.
Uh, no. Game behind WS Champs.
Oh yeah, fuck the dodgers!
Too funny.

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2025 1:09 am
by FiatLux
Smackie Chan wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 1:50 am
FiatLux wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 9:33 pm The Giants are in first place.
Uh, no. Game behind WS Champs.
Oh yeah, fuck the dodgers!
Too funny.

How about now?


Oh yeah, fuck the Dodgers!

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2025 6:01 am
by Smackie Chan
FiatLux wrote: Mon Apr 07, 2025 1:09 am
Smackie Chan wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 1:50 am
FiatLux wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 9:33 pm The Giants are in first place.
Uh, no. Game behind WS Champs.
Oh yeah, fuck the dodgers!
Too funny.

How about now?


Oh yeah, fuck the Dodgers!
Enjoy it while you can, Chimey.

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2025 7:25 am
by FiatLux
Flores > Ohtani

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2025 12:38 am
by mvscal
FiatLux wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 9:33 pm The Giants are in first place. But not for long.

Fuck the Giants ownership. They have more money than any baseball team in the Major leagues. Yes, more money than the dodgers. But they won't spend it. Feel bad for Buster taking over the GM position. His hands are tied.

Losing to the Reds right now. This is the Reds 148th opening day. Not sure if that's the most of any other team. But it sure seems like it.


Oh yeah, fuck the dodgers!
Nobody cares

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2025 1:51 am
by FiatLux
Can't help you.

See if Warren Buffet can buy you a team. So all four you can watch a MLB game in person.

Speaking of small time.

Padres are playing in West-Sac tonight.



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A win tonight and have 2nd place locked up and a possible move into 1st with a Giants loss.

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2025 3:22 am
by Mikey
Yep Padres are playing in the minors tonight against the Suckramento As

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2025 3:23 am
by Mikey
Best 3B in baseball.

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2025 3:29 am
by FiatLux
Looks like you'll be alone in 1st.

Fuck the dodgers.

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2025 3:39 am
by Mikey
This game isn’t over.

But yeah, fuck the Dodgers.

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2025 8:29 pm
by FiatLux
The Giants are who I thought they were.

20 straight innings and no runs.

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2025 9:05 pm
by Mikey
FiatLux wrote: Wed Apr 09, 2025 8:29 pm The Giants are who I thought they were.

20 straight innings and no runs.
For, or against?

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2025 9:11 pm
by FiatLux
Mikey wrote: Wed Apr 09, 2025 9:05 pm
FiatLux wrote: Wed Apr 09, 2025 8:29 pm The Giants are who I thought they were.

20 straight innings and no runs.
For, or against?
Well, we just got one run. Great


At least I have the Warriors.

Hopefully they don't shit the bed over the next three games

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2025 9:20 pm
by Mikey
FiatLux wrote: Wed Apr 09, 2025 9:11 pm
Mikey wrote: Wed Apr 09, 2025 9:05 pm
FiatLux wrote: Wed Apr 09, 2025 8:29 pm The Giants are who I thought they were.

20 straight innings and no runs.
For, or against?
Well, we just got one run. Great


At least I have the Warriors.

Hopefully they don't shit the bed over the next three games
You're still ahead of the Dodgers. That's something.

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2025 9:40 pm
by Mikey
I like what our pitching staff has been doing so far. This is today's box in the bottom of the 8th. Adam is our setup guy and Suarez will be coming in next inning. Five for five in saves with no hits and no earned runs allowed. The two worst pitchers so far have been Cease and King. Go figure.


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Re: Opening Day

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2025 10:31 pm
by FiatLux
It worked. 8-6 win over the Reds.

Down 6-1.

Reverse jinx.

Had to do it. We were fading.

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2025 10:34 pm
by FiatLux
And fuck the dodgers!

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2025 6:42 am
by Smackie Chan
Mikey wrote: Wed Apr 09, 2025 9:20 pm You're still ahead of the Dodgers. That's something.
Yeah, and their magic number is all the way down to 150. Concern is beginning to set in over here.

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2025 1:26 pm
by Mikey
Smackie Chan wrote: Thu Apr 10, 2025 6:42 am
Mikey wrote: Wed Apr 09, 2025 9:20 pm You're still ahead of the Dodgers. That's something.
Yeah, and their magic number is all the way down to 150. Concern is beginning to set in over here.
The countdown has started…

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2025 3:30 pm
by Mikey
Ohtani should be picked up by ICE, detained for a few weeks, and deported because of his ties to Japanese organized crime.


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Re: Opening Day

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2025 3:37 pm
by Sudden Sam
Watch out, Mikey. Machado, Gurriel, and Tatis may be sent to El Salvador!

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2025 4:35 pm
by FiatLux
FiatLux wrote: Wed Apr 09, 2025 9:11 pm
Mikey wrote: Wed Apr 09, 2025 9:05 pm
FiatLux wrote: Wed Apr 09, 2025 8:29 pm The Giants are who I thought they were.

20 straight innings and no runs.
For, or against?

At least I have the Warriors.

Hopefully they don't shit the bed over the next three games


Welp. At least I have the Giants.

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2025 11:45 pm
by Mikey
Obscure factoid of the day…

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Re: Opening Day

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2025 3:14 pm
by Rootbeer
Padres were a big part of the Braves' 0-7 start, which we all love to see.

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2025 3:16 pm
by Mikey
The Cubs put our fantasies of 81-0 at home to rest last night. ☹️

Re: Opening Day

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2025 4:08 am
by FiatLux