An Easter Sermon for you Degenerates
Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2025 6:36 pm
Praise Roach and his administrator Son Jesus H Christ, under whose loving tutelage we are graced with the the Oneest of boareds. Through his grace all takes are made and nothing can be made that is made unless it is made through the grace of His Holy Madeance.
Let us bow in gratitude at this time and season in remembrance of our past just as the Hebrews remember the destroying angel passing over their doorways, and as Christians remember Jesus getting railroaded through a congressional hearing and strung up on a Friday so everyone could go home early and kill an innocent baby lamb for dinner. Let us remember...
All the times Python was Passedover on a fukken list.
Rosy Palms Sunday when you scaly handed fucks beat your retard cannons until they cry.
Good Friday when kcdave starts writing the first draft of his epic grill biz update.
Crucifixion evening when SFP gets the inevitable kickban even though he is totally innocent of being a weird creepy fucker (according to him).
Easter Sunday when we witness another impossible miracle as Roux remains ambulatory.
And lastly, the Sedar feast where the 88 Buckeye Grads drink enough wine to commemorate all the Passovers and Easters past, present, and future.
Let us pray and remember those who came before us and those who will come after. Our Smack Chat heritage is rich while the legacy we leave is pretty much a steaming shitpile but the next generation won't know any different so fuck them and Rack the Trolls.
Let us bow in gratitude at this time and season in remembrance of our past just as the Hebrews remember the destroying angel passing over their doorways, and as Christians remember Jesus getting railroaded through a congressional hearing and strung up on a Friday so everyone could go home early and kill an innocent baby lamb for dinner. Let us remember...
All the times Python was Passedover on a fukken list.
Rosy Palms Sunday when you scaly handed fucks beat your retard cannons until they cry.
Good Friday when kcdave starts writing the first draft of his epic grill biz update.
Crucifixion evening when SFP gets the inevitable kickban even though he is totally innocent of being a weird creepy fucker (according to him).
Easter Sunday when we witness another impossible miracle as Roux remains ambulatory.
And lastly, the Sedar feast where the 88 Buckeye Grads drink enough wine to commemorate all the Passovers and Easters past, present, and future.
Let us pray and remember those who came before us and those who will come after. Our Smack Chat heritage is rich while the legacy we leave is pretty much a steaming shitpile but the next generation won't know any different so fuck them and Rack the Trolls.
