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1. Allow... no Encourage Priests to marry.
It was a failed experiment from inception and has only gotten more ridiculous. The rule has stopped exactly ZERO Priests from blowing a load.
Monogamy, not celibacy.

Why do you hate popes?

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Tue Apr 22, 2025 1:32 am The rule has stopped exactly ZERO Priests from blowing a load.

If they could stop blowing little boys, it would be an improvement.

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Tue Apr 22, 2025 1:32 am 1. Allow... no Encourage Priests to marry.
It was a failed experiment from inception and has only gotten more ridiculous. The rule has stopped exactly ZERO Priests from blowing a load.
Monogamy, not celibacy.

This. And allow women in the clergy.

And the Cardinals have to stop wearing dresses. Sam thinks that makes them mentally ill.

So only Cardinals under the age of 80 are allowed to vote to replace the pope who was 88...Have they come out with a reasoning?

FiatLux wrote: ↑Tue Apr 22, 2025 1:57 am Why do you hate popes?

Rack m2! Popes, like peeps, should be allowed to have a prenuptial agreement.

Mikey wrote: ↑Tue Apr 22, 2025 2:04 am And the Cardinals have to stop wearing dresses. Sam thinks that makes them mentally ill.

When tucked in, that’s NOT a dress.

FiatLux wrote: ↑Tue Apr 22, 2025 1:57 am Why do you hate popes?

The plural is Peeps.

Edit: That’ll learn me to read the whole thread before posting.

Screw y’all.

Python wrote: ↑Tue Apr 22, 2025 11:39 pm The plural is Peeps.

Seeing has how the expired degenerate commie has appointed 80% of the cardinals who will now vote to replace him, I'm guessing not much is going to change.

Mikey wrote:And the Cardinals have to stop wearing dresses. Sam thinks that makes them mentally ill.

Wearing a dress doesn’t make you mentally ill. It makes you weird and likely a fag.

Voluntarily mutilating yourself or artificially altering your hormones in the thought that it will make you something you aren’t, yeah, that’s full on bat-fukking-shit crazy. Demanding that others play along with your dillusion is evil.


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I'm surprised nobody has said the obvious....

We need an AMERICAN MAGA POPE!

MPGA - Make Pope Great Again!

smackaholic wrote: ↑Thu Apr 24, 2025 6:37 pm

Mikey wrote:And the Cardinals have to stop wearing dresses. Sam thinks that makes them mentally ill.

Wearing a dress doesn’t make you mentally ill. It makes you weird and likely a fag.

Voluntarily mutilating yourself or artificially altering your hormones in the thought that it will make you something you aren’t, yeah, that’s full on bat-fukking-shit crazy. Demanding that others play along with your dillusion is evil.


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Dumbfuckistanian problems... I feel for you.



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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Tue Apr 22, 2025 1:32 am 1. Allow... no Encourage Priests to marry.
It was a failed experiment from inception and has only gotten more ridiculous. The rule has stopped exactly ZERO Priests from blowing a load.
Monogamy, not celibacy.

2. Tell your Catholic NGO's to stop encouraging illegal immigration from 3rd world countries that happen to have majorities that are....Catholic just to squeeze their limited funds into your coffers.

3. Tear down the wall surrounding Vatican City if walls are bad.

The Seer wrote: ↑Mon Apr 28, 2025 2:11 pmTell your Catholic NGO's to stop encouraging illegal immigration from 3rd world countries that happen to have majorities that are....Catholic just to squeeze their limited funds into your coffers.

This.

In the 70s, Catholic churches in Panama City, FL bought fishing boats for Vietnamese refugees so they could make money to tithe with.

The gooks then moved into the boats and fished 24 hours a day, pushing the local fisherman out of the best waters.

The Padres could use a little help.

Mikey wrote: ↑Thu May 01, 2025 7:03 pm The Padres could use a little help.

The Giants weren't enough?

I’m not sure what happened there. After getting swept by a bunch of homeless guys from Florida, I figured they were regressing to the mean.

Mikey wrote: ↑Tue Apr 22, 2025 2:03 am

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Tue Apr 22, 2025 1:32 am 1. Allow... no Encourage Priests to marry.
It was a failed experiment from inception and has only gotten more ridiculous. The rule has stopped exactly ZERO Priests from blowing a load.
Monogamy, not celibacy.

This. And allow women in the clergy.

Uh, no. That definitely goes against Biblical teachings (see Paul's Epistles) and we will end up down a very slippery slope to false prophets, false teachings, all in the name of expressing feelings, wearing rainbow stolls, and bragging about how there's yet another job out there that a woman can do just as good as a man.

I'm a proud member of the Lutheran Church Missouri Synod. We do allow women to do whatever they are called to do within the church except for pastor and elder.

Unlike another imitation Lutheran denomination (ELCA) who allows women to do anything; this denomination also allows butchdykes to be pastors and they literally do not believe the Bible is the true word of God. They are merely teaching today's society and believing that God loves everyone no matter what they do; as if we are all perfect like He is which is as far from the truth as you can get. While it is true God does love everyone, there is this thing called SIN and we are all guilty of it. Anything rainbow flag, alphabet mafia related are definitely sins in God's eyes. The ELCA does not believe that and these days they are not even worthy to be called Lutheran much less Evangelical.

d-townmike wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 2:20 pm
I'm a proud member of the Lutheran Church Missouri Synod.

Why bother?



Faith alone, right?

d-townmike wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 2:20 pm We do allow women to do whatever they are called to do within the church except for pastor and elder.

Just wondering, what specific duties of pastor and elder are impossible for a woman to do, but a man can do?

Roux wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 2:50 pm

d-townmike wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 2:20 pm We do allow women to do whatever they are called to do within the church except for pastor and elder.

Just wondering, what specific duties of pastor and elder are impossible for a woman to do, but a man can do?

It's not about ability. It's about following scripture.

Scripture alone, grace alone, faith alone, Christ alone.

d-townmike wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 2:20 pm I'm a proud member of the Lutheran Church Missouri Synod.

I said DIE HERETIC! And then I pushed him!

d-townmike wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 2:20 pm I'm a proud member of the Lutheran Church Missouri Synod.

I’ll be damned (I actually will be, I guess). I was raised in the Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod. Just never bought into it.

Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 3:44 pm

d-townmike wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 2:20 pm I'm a proud member of the Lutheran Church Missouri Synod.

I’ll be damned (I actually will be, I guess). I was raised in the Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod. Just never bought into it.

Good, because it's stupid.

As for hell, just do yourself a favor and recount all your sins, ask Heaven for forgiveness and sin no more till you expire.

Roux wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 2:50 pm

d-townmike wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 2:20 pm We do allow women to do whatever they are called to do within the church except for pastor and elder.

Just wondering, what specific duties of pastor and elder are impossible for a woman to do, but a man can do?

Clergy generally are supposed to be males. Oh I know, you be all about fighting patriarchy and oppressing fems and all.

Yeah, no, the rules aren't about keeping the chicks down.

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 2:57 pm

d-townmike wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 2:20 pm I'm a proud member of the Lutheran Church Missouri Synod.

I said DIE HERETIC! And then I pushed him!

See my 4/19 post, #49.

d-townmike wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 2:53 pm

Roux wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 2:50 pm

d-townmike wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 2:20 pm We do allow women to do whatever they are called to do within the church except for pastor and elder.

Just wondering, what specific duties of pastor and elder are impossible for a woman to do, but a man can do?

It's not about ability. It's about following scripture.

Scripture alone, grace alone, faith alone, Christ alone.

Which Scripture are you referring to?

The Missouri Synod sounds very Calvinist, yes?

d-townmike wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 2:20 pm

Mikey wrote: ↑Tue Apr 22, 2025 2:03 am

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Tue Apr 22, 2025 1:32 am 1. Allow... no Encourage Priests to marry.
It was a failed experiment from inception and has only gotten more ridiculous. The rule has stopped exactly ZERO Priests from blowing a load.
Monogamy, not celibacy.

This. And allow women in the clergy.

Uh, no. That definitely goes against Biblical teachings (see Paul's Epistles) and we will end up down a very slippery slope to false prophets, false teachings,

Yet you Republican thumper have no problem with refusing feed the hunger & healing the sick.


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Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 5:47 pm

Yet you Republican thumper have no problem with refusing feed the hunger & healing the sick.

nah, that's only HighPricesGouger


sometimes, if he seems a lil salty with his replies, it's because he's mad at himself for not thinking of sh*t like company towns etc first. A man in the wrong time.

Religion has a tendency to fuck people up.

-The real God

bungle clone wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 6:41 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 5:47 pm

Yet you Republican thumper have no problem with refusing feed the hunger & healing the sick.

nah, that's only HighPricesGouger


sometimes, if he seems a lil salty with his replies, it's because he's mad at himself for not thinking of sh*t like company towns etc first. A man in the wrong time.

We don't talk about it much on this board but I do own a gas station. Basically trying to build a company store so my employees can never pay their debts and leave.

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter, don't you call me, 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to HPG's store

FiatLux wrote:Religion has a tendency to fuck people up.

-The real God

People don’t need help from religion. They’re perfectly capable of fukking up in a secular fashion.


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Mikey wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 7:17 pm You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter, don't you call me, 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to HPG's store

Excellent.