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Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2025 6:49 pm
by FiatLux
https://www.si.com/nfl/police-investiga ... fe-support
Not good.
Someone (Elway) was shitfaced driving that cart.
It's a negligence action with comparative negligence to factor in. Based on the long friendship and Elway's wealth, no lawsuit will need be filed, is my guess.
"Although Jeff's not clinically dead, we're told doctors have informed his family there's no hope he will recover ... and he's being kept on life support while docs prepare to harvest his organs for donation," reads the TMZ report."
Re: Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2025 6:54 pm
by FiatLux
Re: Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2025 7:23 pm
by Mikey
How the fuck you fall out of a golf cart?
40 years ago (or so) my buddy and I were playing at Torrey Pines. Riding in a cart (he has a polio crippled left leg) with me in the passenger seat, he was taking a hit off of a joint while going full speed across the fairway toward the cliff. Hit a bump, or made too sharp of a right turn or something, and he fell the fuck out of the cart, with the joint still in his hand. While he completed a 10/10 forward roll and came up with the joint intact, I was in the passenger seat headed for the cliff. Being unusually agile, and a quick thinker as well, I was able to get the cart under control before leaving the fairway, but definitely a little shaken. We finished the joint in the way to the green.
Good times.
Re: Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2025 7:28 pm
by Diego in Seattle
Mikey wrote: ↑Wed Apr 30, 2025 7:23 pm
How the fuck you fall out of a golf cart?
40 years ago (or so) my buddy and I were playing at Torrey Pines. Riding in a cart (he has a polio crippled left leg) with me in the passenger seat, he was taking a hit off of a joint while going full speed across the fairway toward the cliff. Hit a bump, or made too sharp of a right turn or something, and he fell the fuck out of the cart, with the joint still in his hand. While he completed a 10/10 forward roll and came up with the joint intact, I was in the passenger seat headed for the cliff. Being unusually agile, and a quick thinker as well, I was able to get the cart under control before leaving the fairway, but definitely a little shaken. We finished the joint in the way to the green.
Good times.
"I thought that it was a hang glider!"
Re: Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2025 7:33 pm
by Mikey
Re: Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2025 8:18 pm
by Smackie Chan
Mikey wrote: ↑Wed Apr 30, 2025 7:23 pm
How the fuck you fall out of a golf cart?
40 years ago (or so) my buddy and I were playing at Torrey Pines. Riding in a cart (he has a polio crippled left leg) with me in the passenger seat, he was taking a hit off of a joint while going full speed across the fairway toward the cliff. Hit a bump, or made too sharp of a right turn or something, and he fell the fuck out of the cart, with the joint still in his hand. While he completed a 10/10 forward roll and came up with the joint intact, I was in the passenger seat headed for the cliff. Being unusually agile, and a quick thinker as well, I was able to get the cart under control before leaving the fairway, but definitely a little shaken. We finished the joint in the way to the green.
Section 4.20 of the Golf Cart Operations Handbook CLEARLY identifies the three options available regarding how to drive one of those death traps: 1) The Right Way; b) The Wrong Way; and iii) The Elway.
Re: Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2025 8:56 pm
by Dr_Phibes
I think that's where you whisper 'John Daly' three times and your cart disappears in a cloud of cigarette smoke.
Re: Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2025 9:06 pm
by bungle clone
aww damn Mikey, Smokey_Bong just out-cornyed you.
Re: Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2025 9:23 pm
by Smackie Chan
bungle clone wrote: ↑Wed Apr 30, 2025 9:06 pmaww damn Mikey, Smokey_Bong just out-cornyed you.
I'm glad you recognize how Herculean an effort that requires.
Re: Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death
Posted: Thu May 01, 2025 12:07 am
by Biggie
Buncha Cleveland fans up in this. Take your anger out on Earnest Byner and let these poor people grieve.
Re: Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death
Posted: Thu May 01, 2025 12:12 am
by The Seer
Guessing wives were bunched w/Elway in seat with his buddy standing where bags go and holding on. Probably on blood thinners and head to concrete is morgue bound every time.
Re: Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death
Posted: Thu May 01, 2025 12:32 am
by Mikey
The Seer wrote: ↑Thu May 01, 2025 12:12 am
Guessing wives were bunched w/Elway in seat with his buddy standing where bags go and holding on. Probably on blood thinners and head to concrete is morgue bound every time.
'Cause that's how they roll in your "active adults" community?
Re: Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death
Posted: Thu May 01, 2025 12:37 am
by Diego in Seattle
The Seer wrote: ↑Thu May 01, 2025 12:12 am
Guessing wives were bunched w/Elway in seat with his buddy standing where bags go and holding on. Probably on blood thinners and head to concrete is morgue bound every time.
Asphalt as well.
Sin,
Amy White
Daughter of CFHOF lineman Ed White
Re: Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death
Posted: Thu May 01, 2025 3:14 am
by Biggie
Jeff Sperbeck died today. You might remember him as the co-creator of such songs as “Dead Man’s Curve,” “Baby Hold On” and “Whoops.” Let’s roll a Sperbeck-themed set now, kicking it off with one of Mama’s favorites, “On the Road Again,” here in the Town.
-SC
Re: Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death
Posted: Thu May 01, 2025 4:12 am
by Rootbeer
Biggie wrote: ↑Thu May 01, 2025 3:14 am
Jeff Sperbeck died today. You might remember him as the co-creator of such songs as “Dead Man’s Curve,” “Baby Hold On” and “Whoops.” Let’s roll a Sperbeck-themed set now, kicking it off with one of Mama’s favorites, “On the Road Again,” here in the Town.
-SC
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Re: Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death
Posted: Thu May 01, 2025 4:38 am
by Mikey
bungle clone wrote: ↑Wed Apr 30, 2025 9:06 pm
aww damn Mikey, Smokey_Bong just out-cornyed you.
I’m not easily out-cornyed. But if anyone can do it it’s Smackie.