Welcome our newest member: President Trump

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Welcome, Mr. President. May I offer you a diet coke and a double cheeseburger?

[Diego in Seattle]

Hey Roach...

Did you 86 Pikkkle?

[President Trump]

Welcome, Mr. President. May I offer you a diet coke and a double cheeseburger?

Nothing yet.

The jury is still out on you fukkers. Elon has been checking you out and told me I had better KEEP an EYE on this place to see if we have to dig deeper.

I'll be around.

[Diego in Seattle]

Welcome, Mr. President. May I offer you a diet coke and a double cheeseburger?

Nothing yet.

The jury is still out on you fukkers. Elon has been checking you out and told me I had better KEEP an EYE on this place to see if we have to dig deeper.

I'll be around.

A round pile of shit.

[Carson]

This troll could get more people spun up than my Iggy Azalea troll did over at .net.

[The Seer]

This troll could get more people spun up than my Iggy Azalea troll did over at .net.

Lots of pressure on the troll in possession.

[Roux]

I'll be around.

Welcome, Mr. President.

Knowing how much you like gifts, here is a big beautiful gift to welcome you to this sordid clambake. The artist is very talented and this is such an appropriate likeness of you.

Feel free to use it as your avatar, sir.

[Kluba]

Welcome, Mr. President. May I offer you a diet coke and a double cheeseburger?

I'm taking a major major look at this board. We need to know what is happening, and nobody is better at figuring out what is happening than me, believe me. There are some very nasty people here saying some horrible horrible things and it's very unfair and it's actually pathetic, quite frankly. I will make this board amazing and beautiful and strong and I will do it very quickly, trust me. I've been in touch with this board's President, Jesus H. Christ, and he begged me and pleaded with me, "Mr. President, Mr. President, my board's in trouble. It's in big trouble, it's in very big trouble. Mr. President, will you take my place at the backhand of the Father and help me?" I have a tremendous relationship with the Savior, he's an incredible Savior, and treats me with the utmost respect. There are a lot of people who are on this board illegally and they are eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. They're eating the pets. It's not good, but it will be good, I will make this board great again, trust me.

Trumped that up for ya.

[bungle clone]

[HighPlainsGrifter]

This troll could get more people spun up than my Iggy Azalea troll did over at .net.

Belated racks for that gem of a troll.




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