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It looks like my trip for the Charger/Cowboy took one step closer to reality. With this being the opening day of football, I will be jonesing to see the morning games. Any suggestions of places to go close to the stadium? Where do you guys go on gameday prior to watching your team take one in the turd cutter?

DallasFanatic wrote:Where do you guys go on gameday prior to watching your team take one in the turd cutter?

For the half-off sale on these:

Dallas Cryboy Fan would be better off attending a game up in the Bay area. There would be plenty more of your "kind" up there with lots of fun extracurricular activities for you. :wink:

trev wrote:Dallas Cryboy Fan would be better off attending a game up in the Bay area. There would be plenty more of your "kind" up there with lots of fun extracurricular activities for you. :wink:

How much did it take for you to drink to sound like a fukin idiot trev?

:D Just because I am enbarrased for you

DallasFanatic wrote:
How much did it take for you to drink to sound like a fukin idiot trev?

:D Just because I am enbarrased for you

Alrighty then. I'm sorry I said it. But I was serious. Every Cryboy fan I've ever met has been a bit too feminine for my tastes.

Noone gives a shit about your tastes trev. Now go be a good bitch and bake us all some cookies.

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:

trev wrote:Every Cryboy fan I've ever met has been a bit too feminine for my tastes.

I laughed.

Figures you sappy bitch.

:roll:

DallasFanatic wrote:

trev wrote:Dallas Cryboy Fan would be better off attending a game up in the Bay area. There would be plenty more of your "kind" up there with lots of fun extracurricular activities for you. :wink:

How much did it take for you to drink to sound like a fukin idiot trev?

:D Just because I am enbarrased for you

ditto, Chargerfan

DallasFanatic wrote:It looks like my trip for the Charger/Cowboy took one step closer to reality. With this being the opening day of football, I will be jonesing to see the morning games. Any suggestions of places to go close to the stadium? Where do you guys go on gameday prior to watching your team take one in the turd cutter?

DF, you won't be sitting in some sports bar watching the morning game!
We tailgate bro. and screw the morning game. Trust me on this, we'll take good care of you.

ChargerMike wrote: DF, you won't be sitting in some sports bar watching the morning game!
We tailgate bro. and screw the morning game. Trust me on this, we'll take good care of you.

Simple Instructions on How to Take Care of DFan:

Bacon wrapped filet: Medium rare (no exceptions)
Eggs: Over easy
Bacon: See above filet
Toast: White, with butter and not too hard
Beer: Anything but Guiness or any other warm shit
Booze: Vodka, Captain Morgans, Seagrams Seven and occasional shots of Goldschlager

That should do it gentlemen. I will be visiting my Cowboys in Oxnard next weekend so I'll be sure to give you an update on who's gonna reak havoc all over your sorry ass squad.

ChargerMike wrote:Trust me on this, we'll take good care of you.

Coming from a guy who's sporting highlight was having his hat swirlied by a bunch of Raider fans, this should scare you.

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Damn...you put all of that shit down your gullet, DF??? And you call ME fat??? :roll:

Yep, cause everyone that has seen you can testify that you are a fat ass. Don't hate me cause I have a tapeworm or my metabolism is faster than one of your beloved dragsters. Not my fault.



Although I must admit that I have put on a few pounds since I got married. I hope this shit isn't a trend. However, there's no holding back on opening day of football. A little basecoat of breakfast in the morning and then 100 beers while I watch my Boys. Damn fine day ladies.

BSmack wrote:

ChargerMike wrote:Trust me on this, we'll take good care of you.

Coming from a guy who's sporting highlight was having his hat swirlied by a bunch of Raider fans, this should scare you.

doh! sawr that coming.