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Which one of you is this guy?
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:29 pm
by JayDuck
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:21 pm
by The Seer
During sentencing, it would be important to factor in the following:
1. Which sport did he want to watch?
2. Was the home team involved?
3. Regular season/pre-season?
4. Regular season/playoffs?
5. How long been married?
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:40 pm
by SoCalTrjn
she was 10 years older than the gigalo too, he should have made it look like an accident, tell her to wrap up in a blanket and go down stairs to cuddle on the couch, then push her ass down the stairs
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:41 pm
by quacker backer
i could just watch that avatar all day
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:45 pm
by indyfrisco
This one's easy.
skull
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:52 pm
by the_ouskull
Well guys, I'm writing this post from jail. I guess all of you should know the actual story though. See, one night, after sexin' up the lil' lady, I was watching a tape of the 2001 Orange Bowl and enjoying a tasty Natty Light. Well, the girl starts talking to me about "old games" and how she'd much rather watch the 2005 Orange Bowl.
I didn't mean to hit her at first, but, rather, myself, because she reminded me about that game that I'd managed to forget ever happened, but, in my drunken stupor, I missed and hit her... 70 times.
I hope that all of you will testify on my behalf.
At least it wasn't a phonebook.
the_oujailbird
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:32 pm
by Jimmy Medalions
Rack skull.
Watch yer cornhole bud.
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:42 pm
by The Seer
Jimmy Medalions wrote:Rack skull.
Watch yer cornhole bud.
Still has one after the Orange Bowel?
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:05 pm
by SoCalTrjn
seems like dude wanted to watch Tyson highlights on SportsCenter and not even an actual game/event
Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 2:33 am
by RedHerring
what was he thinking?? They don't get gameplan or the NFL package on death Row..
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 3:38 pm
by Rich Fader
the_ouskull wrote:Well guys, I'm writing this post from jail. I guess all of you should know the actual story though. See, one night, after sexin' up the lil' lady, I was watching a tape of the 2001 Orange Bowl and enjoying a tasty Natty Light. Well, the girl starts talking to me about "old games" and how she'd much rather watch the 2005 Orange Bowl.
I didn't mean to hit her at first, but, rather, myself, because she reminded me about that game that I'd managed to forget ever happened, but, in my drunken stupor, I missed and hit her... 70 times.
I hope that all of you will testify on my behalf.
At least it wasn't a phonebook.
the_oujailbird
WAR resetting your own stuff
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 9:31 pm
by At Large
So will he kill his gay lover in jail because he wants to watch sports after sex when all his lover wanted was a reacharound? Me thinks this guy needs some anger therapy, but I'm sure a nice shower rape will cure that...
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:29 am
by Laxplayer
Hi, I'm your new cell mate...
Phillip McCavity and this is my friend...Ben Dover.
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:49 am
by Jimmy Medalions
Laxplayer wrote:Hi, I'm your new cell mate...
Phillip McCavity and this is my friend...Ben Dover.
Tomorrow in the yard, you'll be meeting my friend Haywood Jablowme.
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:09 pm
by the_ouskull
When do I get to meet your friend, Lame Jokes? :D He seems to be making a few appearances on this thread, but I don't think I've been formally introduced.
the_ouskull
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:26 pm
by Jimmy Medalions
I'll admit it. I was drunk when I posted that.
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 6:46 pm
by GreginPG
Jimmy Medalions wrote:I'll admit it. I was drunk when I posted that.
No way! Really?
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:21 am
by Laxplayer
Jimmy, drunk...? No!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:04 am
by Jimmy Medalions
Doesn't happen all too often, but ya. Moment of weakness I guess.
:roll: x 1,000,000
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:44 am
by Laxplayer
Hey I have two criteria for drinking. Only do it on days that end in day or on days that begin with "T." Today and tomorrow. Other than that, I abstain.